Stalkers - Page 5

**rubicks** · 2 Weeks Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCMXCII

I might have to do just that. Not really my style, but if it's coming to that...

Josh would know all about how it is to be stalked by an obese, unattractive woman!

**JooX** · 2 Weeks Ago

Stalkers can be quite helpfull. Like... if you happen to feel the urge to shoot a load off in some girls mouth, and happen to find yourself in their area, swing by, fly down, bam, "thanks", drop them off, go home.

I had a creepy stalker that was friends with friends of mine. I got hammered at their place one night and woke up to find her with her hand slipped into my shorts and wrapped around my cock... but I was so wasted I fell back asleep. I wasn't sure what the fuck went on, and my mates didnt help with things like; "She probably rode you while you slept, licked up the evidence, then pulled your pants back up" ... She was later preggo and had a blonde haired, blue eyed baby...

(I'm sure it wasn't mine) She would tail me in my car, used to hide in the carpark over from where I lived. I then sold the car to a mate of mine... it had a Kermit Muppet in the back window, this is how she knew my car.
I must check to see if my mate had any run-ins with a red 'Ka', because I left the muppet in there.

**boo_cocky** · 2 Weeks Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by JooX

Stalkers can be quite helpfull. Like... if you happen to feel the urge to shoot a load off in some girls mouth, and happen to find yourself in their area, swing by, fly down, bam, "thanks", drop them off, go home.

I had a creepy stalker that was friends with friends of mine. I got hammered at their place one night and woke up to find her with her hand slipped into my shorts and wrapped around my cock... but I was so wasted I fell back asleep. I wasn't sure what the fuck went on, and my mates didnt help with things like; "She probably rode you while you slept, licked up the evidence, then pulled your pants back up" ... She was later preggo and had a blonde haired, blue eyed baby...

(I'm sure it wasn't mine) She would tail me in my car, used to hide in the carpark over from where I lived. I then sold the car to a mate of mine... it had a Kermit Muppet in the back window, this is how she knew my car.
I must check to see if my mate had any run-ins with a red 'Ka', because I left the muppet in there.

Look at that! You almost had yourself a girlfriend! Keep fucking that chicken...

**YMBOTS** · 2 Weeks Ago

hahahaha! Someone else must be using Boo's account tonight, he's never that funny.

**MCMXCII** · 2 Weeks Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubicks

Very nice!! Rep owed!!

**Josh85** · 2 Weeks Ago

i don't get it. Did i miss something?

**MCMXCII** · 2 Weeks Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh85

i don't get it. Did i miss something?

It's not funny if you explain the joke, Josh!

**rubicks** · 2 Weeks Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh85

i don't get it. Did i miss something?

Josh's attention is pointed towards post#32

**Josh85** · 2 Weeks Ago

nah i didn't understand the fail, and the quote with my name in it.

I'm trying to figure out if i've been insulted or not.

**rubicks** · 2 Weeks Ago

no insult from South Australia mate(mcm is a fencer and not the colourbond type)

**Josh85** · 2 Weeks Ago

ahhh ok. Fencing would be cool to learn.

**MCMXCII** · 1 Week Ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh85

ahhh ok. Fencing would be cool to learn.

You should! It's really great!

2 Weeks Ago	#50
JooX Things go here Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Anywhere I draw breath Age: 32 Posts: 8,300 Rep Power: 31157	Re: Stalkers Stalkers can be quite helpfull. Like... if you happen to feel the urge to shoot a load off in some girls mouth, and happen to find yourself in their area, swing by, fly down, bam, "thanks", drop them off, go home. I had a creepy stalker that was friends with friends of mine. I got hammered at their place one night and woke up to find her with her hand slipped into my shorts and wrapped around my cock... but I was so wasted I fell back asleep. I wasn't sure what the fuck went on, and my mates didnt help with things like; "She probably rode you while you slept, licked up the evidence, then pulled your pants back up" ... She was later preggo and had a blonde haired, blue eyed baby... (I'm sure it wasn't mine) She would tail me in my car, used to hide in the carpark over from where I lived. I then sold the car to a mate of mine... it had a Kermit Muppet in the back window, this is how she knew my car. I must check to see if my mate had any run-ins with a red 'Ka', because I left the muppet in there. __________________ Something witty and thought provoking. -Me- Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

2 Weeks Ago	#52
YMBOTS Super VIP Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: ןןǝɥ ƃuıʞɔnɟ Posts: 1,141 Rep Power: 10850	Re: Stalkers hahahaha! Someone else must be using Boo's account tonight, he's never that funny. __________________

2 Weeks Ago	#54
Josh85 Blow shit up Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 24 Posts: 7,591 Rep Power: 17032	Re: Stalkers i don't get it. Did i miss something? __________________ "There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive" ~Orochimaru Haha @ deaf people

2 Weeks Ago	#57
Josh85 Blow shit up Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 24 Posts: 7,591 Rep Power: 17032	Re: Stalkers nah i didn't understand the fail, and the quote with my name in it. I'm trying to figure out if i've been insulted or not. __________________ "There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive" ~Orochimaru Haha @ deaf people

2 Weeks Ago	#58
rubicks mammary research student Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,687 Rep Power: 25567	Re: Stalkers no insult from South Australia mate(mcm is a fencer and not the colourbond type) __________________

2 Weeks Ago	#59
Josh85 Blow shit up Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 24 Posts: 7,591 Rep Power: 17032	Re: Stalkers ahhh ok. Fencing would be cool to learn. __________________ "There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive" ~Orochimaru Haha @ deaf people

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