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The Governator's Austrionics

1. spyder99gstSalvaged from archive2 Dec 2005, 02:50
   The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, perhaps even better, "Austrionics".) In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.
2. sonic 2Salvaged from archive2 Dec 2005, 05:22
   there are preety much no german ppl there it is 60% mexican and othere white
3. farewellmacabreSalvaged from archive7 Feb 2006, 04:10
   Sonic, you're missing the point of the joke... I thought that was pretty funny. Good one!
4. GrimmancerSalvaged from archive7 Feb 2006, 04:40
   there are preety much no german ppl there it is 60% mexican and othere white So I am guessing that Germans are not white, maybe pink? or vanilla :lol: that was a great joke though! :lol:
5. OverlordSalvaged from archive9 Feb 2006, 07:57
   there are preety much no german ppl there it is 60% mexican and othere white this is even funnier with Sonic's comment!!

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