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  1. logandkSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2008, 00:00
    Men V Women HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with a cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of Hyde Park. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your dick at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your dick and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot away. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse arse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohican. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire your dick in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your dick at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed
  2. PASalvaged from archive4 Feb 2008, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by logandk View Post Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your dick at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your dick and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot away. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse arse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohican. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire your dick in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your dick at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed i actually did all of these at least once, and some on a daily basis. interwebz are watchin me shower
  3. Heero ValentineSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2008, 00:00
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed. Quote: Originally Posted by PA View Post i actually did all of these at least once, and some on a daily basis. interwebz are watchin me shower specially the Mohawk
  4. loadrunnerSalvaged from archive8 Feb 2008, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by PA View Post i actually did all of these at least once, and some on a daily basis. interwebz are watchin me shower http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator479058.jpg
  5. SpleenSalvaged from archive24 Feb 2008, 00:00
    This joke must crop up on average twice a month. Oldest internet joke/funny email around. And it aint even that good.

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