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Stupid Laws

1. GrimmancerSalvaged from archive22 Jan 2006, 08:14
   Stupid Laws... These are real laws... believe it or not... California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Illinois, Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Illinois, Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Florida: It is considered an offense to shower naked. Maryland, Baltimore : It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. California, San Francisco: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
2. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive6 Feb 2006, 08:40
   Lol people are really stupid.
3. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive27 Jul 2006, 16:30
   the worst part is that, the reason that these laws are here, is b/c sumone has commited them already. such as this : California, San Francisco: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. someone probably did that....
4. AvalonerSalvaged from archive27 Jul 2006, 19:31
   California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. That would actually be funny like in a nuclear war..you go to your enemy and be like "hey you broken our law, I get 500$ from you biatch"
5. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive27 Jul 2006, 20:17
   Some of those can't be true... c'mon...
6. babadiSalvaged from archive28 Jul 2006, 16:37
   Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. whoever came up with this law should be shot Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. what about lesbians? Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be commited why the fuck would you tell someone your goin to kill them 24 hours before
7. AvalonerSalvaged from archive28 Jul 2006, 18:50
   so you can writte a testament, can fuck one last time, make your life heaven, before you go to hell.

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