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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!

1. GrimmancerSalvaged from archive22 Jan 2006, 08:17
   What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
2. andrexoteSalvaged from archive25 Jan 2006, 09:50
   lmao! the last 1 was the best 1!!!!!!!!!!
3. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2006, 09:13
   LOL The last one can also be: One the West coast fairytales start with "Once apon a time..." On the East coast they say "You kids aint gonna belive this shit right here..." LOL
4. AsymptoteSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 05:15
   LOL SUM TING WONG!
5. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive30 Aug 2006, 22:49
   what do you call a cambodian paedophile? po kem young what do you call a chinese cripple? wot wen wong what do you call a korean with a dog? a vegetarian what do you call a korean with 2 dogs? a rancher what do you call a japanese car thief? tommy tookamota what do you call a polish whore? knickers onanoff what do you call a russian whore? onya backyabitch

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