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astyle69Salvaged from archive28 Feb 2006, 02:05
What happens when u die...is it eternal blackness...or is there some mysical world where all dreams come true and is there a hell where satan is there for eternal torture on ur soul or is there re-incarnation...if anyone here knows or would like to argue a certain point plz do so....the reason for asking this question wud be that i'm really stoned and wud just like to know wut happens.
OverlordSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2006, 17:52
God rolls you into a joint and smokes you.
godschildSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2006, 18:54
The true answer is only a razor blade away!
OverlordSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2006, 21:29
The true answer is only a razor blade away! Up and down not side to side. Choose the red pill Neo.
GrimmancerSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 05:47
I have died... I got better though :D
Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 06:01
Ed the armadillo tamer greets you into his castle (which is located near Jupiter) and then rapes you numerous times (he likes anal sex tremendously). After being disgraced in such a maner your soul gets thrown into a blender and then fed to mutant duck-billed platypus who will later on shit you into a black hole.
GrimmancerSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 06:19
Ed the armadillo tamer greets you into his castle (which is located near Jupiter) and then rapes you numerous times (he likes anal sex tremendously). After being disgraced in such a maner your soul gets thrown into a blender and then fed to mutant duck-billed platypus who will later on shit you into a black hole. :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont want to die! MOMMY!!!!!
Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 06:32
hahahah :P Sorry, my overactive imagination is acting up again...
That DudeSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 07:20
First, you roll a D6. On a roll of 6, you stand back up with one Wound left. On all other rolls, you're fucked.
ChebSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 13:53
Maybe we get to meet that girl in Cloud in The Sky's avatar. I just had to comment!
Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 15:52
lol the girl in the picture is me...and yes you do get to meet me and then I personally introduce you to Ed the armadillo tamer ;)
chadSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 17:01
When I get there I hope you can grant me 1 wish :wink:
tgd_02Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 21:01
wen you die, thats it, your body rots and watnot ppl cry blah blah, and i sure like to meet the girl clouds in the sky, uh sry i dont know ur name, dont know wat else to call you
Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 22:16
Annie would be the name :P
Farrell99Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 22:48
When you die....wait who cares what happens your dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazyjoeSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 23:05
Me and a friend were debating this. My friend thinks that your soul goes somewhere. Wether it be heaven, reincarnation, or just wonders the earth. I think that the "soul" is something your brain creates. So when you die obviously your brain dies, thus your soul dies aswell. I do not think there is an afterlife. And if I died; I doubt I'd care if there was an afterlife.
tgd_02Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2006, 23:59
Annie would be the name :P hello annie im tgd (real nickname, no joke) nice to meet you-on the net, man this is gayand weird ima stop now
andrexoteSalvaged from archive2 Mar 2006, 00:15
if i died i rather be 10 universes away from lucyharper.....hes the devil himself, i cant imagine something worse!! :shock: :shock:
tgd_02Salvaged from archive2 Mar 2006, 00:17
if i died i rather be 10 universes away from lucyharper.....hes the devil himself, i cant imagine something worse!! :shock: :shock: homez i googled lucy harper and didnt find anything that falls in the category devil person, can u detail?
andrexoteSalvaged from archive2 Mar 2006, 00:42
well she's a transexual middle aged person who filmed himself dancing almost nude with a sign of "black power" in his house....wut can it be worse than that in ur hell?
tgd_02Salvaged from archive2 Mar 2006, 02:00
oooo yea rofl i remember that crazy vid, i was soon sprinkling holy water on my pc to keep the demons away that that video could bring....
Rocker KidSalvaged from archive6 Mar 2006, 00:09
Nobody knows. I don't thinnk anyway. We might find out when we die.
ChebSalvaged from archive6 Mar 2006, 04:36
lol the girl in the picture is me...and yes you do get to meet me and then I personally introduce you to Ed the armadillo tamer ;) oops :oops: Well I hope this Ed is a nice guy :?
ChebSalvaged from archive6 Mar 2006, 04:47
What happened to Heaven and Hell, no one seems to be mentioning those ;) Well see if you are going to Hell there are other punishments you might get before you even enter Hell. Not a pleasant thing really. If you are going to Heaven, then what else could you want...Good luck.
phoenixobertSalvaged from archive7 Mar 2006, 03:25
I have a theory. When you die you face judgememt. But not a test, a fight to gain entrance into a nirvanah of sorts. But if you lose = reincarmation.
GrimmancerSalvaged from archive7 Mar 2006, 04:17
What happened to Heaven and Hell, no one seems to be mentioning those ;) Well see if you are going to Hell there are other punishments you might get before you even enter Hell. Not a pleasant thing really. If you are going to Heaven, then what else could you want...Good luck. The greatest joke the devil ever played, was to get people to not believe he ever existed... Goes the same for hell, without hell there would not be the morals as we know it today? or am I wrong? Do civilizations in the past also have our morals as we call them? Some do some donât...Hell and Heaven are only tools, great ones, but just tools. How better to keep the masses in line, follow this sort of conduct or else not only will this life be ruined but when your life is over you will suffer always!... SHIT that is scary! Fuck that... I am not scared, nor am I ashamed, I will repent to none... I do not abide nor do I believe in heaven or hell
SirBenSalvaged from archive12 Mar 2006, 14:05
well someone must think they have an idea... http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-HE-TOL… ZViewItem
ChebSalvaged from archive12 Mar 2006, 18:00
The greatest joke the devil ever played, was to get people to not believe he ever existed... Goes the same for hell, without hell there would not be the morals as we know it today? or am I wrong? Do civilizations in the past also have our morals as we call them? Some do some donât...Hell and Heaven are only tools, great ones, but just tools. How better to keep the masses in line, follow this sort of conduct or else not only will this life be ruined but when your life is over you will suffer always!... SHIT that is scary! Fuck that... I am not scared, nor am I ashamed, I will repent to none... I do not abide nor do I believe in heaven or hell So you agree that religion has developed our morals, then why do you reject it. Heaven and Hell are a way to reward and warn us. I think you should look into religion more, there are many things that it brings with it other than morals too.
Rocker KidSalvaged from archive12 Mar 2006, 21:12
well someone must think they have an idea... http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-HE-TOL… ZViewItem That dude's a phony piece of shit. "When we die we'll become stars woooooo." What is that dude smoking? If he really knew these things everybody would know his name and stuff. He wants a "reasonale" phee for talking to people about his stupid "vision" He's just like the other people who claim they've seen God and he told them things. I do believe in God and he's just stupid.
Rajit25Salvaged from archive12 Mar 2006, 21:23
What happened to Heaven and Hell, no one seems to be mentioning those ;) Well see if you are going to Hell there are other punishments you might get before you even enter Hell. Not a pleasant thing really. If you are going to Heaven, then what else could you want...Good luck. you forgot the staircase one way to heaven the other hell and a middle guy chosen by god decides which way you go... 8)
andrexoteSalvaged from archive12 Mar 2006, 23:11
San Pedro?
thepackageSalvaged from archive14 Mar 2006, 14:25
You guys not seen Eddie Izzard? "when you die....you look a mess"
LTFSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 15:26
When I get there I hope you can grant me 1 wish :wink: This is the worst pick up line I've ever read. Just tell a bitch you're gonna let her swallow your load. It works every time.
loadrunnerSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:39
What happens when you die? You stop living...
PlaneswalkerXSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:41
Fuck that... I am not scared, nor am I ashamed, I will repent to none... I do not abide nor do I believe in heaven or hell This guy's a fucking badass!
boo_cockySalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:51
This guy's a fucking badass! Grim = Spleen's God I do not repent, nor do I abide... Yeah, no shit, Sherlock...which is why you're a fucking inmate half the time you're breathing.
JACKASS2010Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:54
when u die, u get back everything u ever lost/ see it?
boo_cockySalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:55
...but, he loves you!
JACKASS2010Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:56
he loves you and HE NEEDS MONEY!!
boo_cockySalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 17:57
Bono: The God I believe in isn't short on cash, Mister!
Musicman58Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:25
it's gonna be just like you're knocked unconcious...... permanently without visions or dreams.
Echo1Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:33
MM that was exactly my answer... if youve ever been knocked out or blacked out.. or put under for surgery.. you have NO fucking clue it happened til you wake up. i imagine thats what death will be like. so do i fear it? no.. cause i wont know. so fuck it.
UnregisteredSexOffenderSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:37
The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens you won't know about it name that quote, lawl
BorroSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:47
I think when you die it is going to be just like before you were born. You didn't know shit before and you won't know shit after. I still want to live forever though lol.
boo_cockySalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:48
MM that was exactly my answer... if youve ever been knocked out or blacked out.. or put under for surgery.. you have NO fucking clue it happened til you wake up. i imagine thats what death will be like. so do i fear it? no.. cause i wont know. so fuck it. But, what about the people who have died for several minutes and claim that it was the worst/best experience of their entire life? Many people have died and either wished they had stayed dead, or changed their way of life for the better and considered it a second chance based on their after-life experience. There's thousands of documented 'after-death' experiences. How probable is it that they all got together and came up with similar stories, and even duped the doctors? I mean, I've never been there...so, I don't know. But, people who have been there...good or bad...say the same thing. :wth:
Echo1Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 22:51
fuck if i know.
jammin91Salvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 23:01
But, what about the people who have died for several minutes and claim that it was the worst/best experience of their entire life? Many people have died and either wished they had stayed dead, or changed their way of life for the better and considered it a second chance based on their after-life experience. There's thousands of documented 'after-death' experiences. How probable is it that they all got together and came up with similar stories, and even duped the doctors? I mean, I've never been there...so, I don't know. But, people who have been there...good or bad...say the same thing. :wth: most likely those people were never really dead. brain activity probably hadn't ceased yet and what they experienced was the same as a dream.
JooXSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 23:07
But, what about the people who have died for several minutes and claim that it was the worst/best experience of their entire life? Many people have died and either wished they had stayed dead, or changed their way of life for the better and considered it a second chance based on their after-life experience. There's thousands of documented 'after-death' experiences. How probable is it that they all got together and came up with similar stories, and even duped the doctors? I mean, I've never been there...so, I don't know. But, people who have been there...good or bad...say the same thing. :wth: I guess it has to be some form of magical after-life. You are right, there is no way all these people got together to plan this. It can only mean one thing... floaty beardy guy in the sky. There is absolutely no way something like a tunnel of light could be caused by the blood flow decreasing in the eye. Having wonderful or horrible experiences after being pronounced dead... in no way could it ever be considered a dream/nightmare state. Nope, difinitive proof of a zombie lord. No-one comes back from being dead. If you are dead... that is it. You can have your heart stop, but if it starts again then you are clearly not dead. It's like a plane having it's engines stall. Still fuel in the lines, it can still glide. Then they start up again... still flying. Dead is dead.
BorroSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 23:11
wouldn't it be cool if you could haunt people that you hate though? I know quite a few people (not on here) that I would fucking torture with no mercy hahaha !!!! fact of the matter is we don't know what we don't know. /end
mousewallratSalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 23:36
I don't know what happens when you die, but eventually your thread will be resurrected on the Cabi.net.
boo_cockySalvaged from archive4 Nov 2009, 23:46
I guess it has to be some form of magical after-life. You are right, there is no way all these people got together to plan this. It can only mean one thing... floaty beardy guy in the sky. There is absolutely no way something like a tunnel of light could be caused by the blood flow decreasing in the eye. Having wonderful or horrible experiences after being pronounced dead... in no way could it ever be considered a dream/nightmare state. Nope, difinitive proof of a zombie lord. No-one comes back from being dead. If you are dead... that is it. You can have your heart stop, but if it starts again then you are clearly not dead. It's like a plane having it's engines stall. Still fuel in the lines, it can still glide. Then they start up again... still flying. Dead is dead. Yeah, that is the argument by some. Some claim it could be a 'hallucination' caused exactly how you described...lack of blood flow. I guess what interests me is that there are two different scenarios experienced by those who have flatlined for several minutes...one is very positive, and one is very negative...which, is how I choose to consider the 'after-life'...I'm not convinced we go float on clouds with harps, or jump in the middle of a huge fire...my perception of heaven or hell is an existence of either euphoria or horror. I can understand if everyone said either: a. I saw a white light and felt very peaceful and euphoric or b. I saw disturbing images and felt very horrified and anxious. It's very coincidental, to me, that all of the after-life experiences have only consisted of scenarios described by all major monotheistic books...not verbatim, but consistent with what was 'selling' at the time they were written by man. But, I realize I never claimed it to be 'proof'...perhaps if you re-read my post a few more times, you may come to the same conclusion...ask your Mom for help if need be. :-) I realize your post is full of nothing more than Dennis Milleresque, rehashed sarcasm in an attempt to be 'humorous'...but, I didn't laugh and decided to answer it in a serious, non-condescending manner just for the sake of conversation. except for the latter portion...starting a sentence or two ago! BTW...it's 'definitive'. Ask your Mom about that, too, or refer to a borrowed dictionary...if you need 'proof'. :thumb:
rubicksSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 00:27
I think when you die it is going to be just like before you were born. You didn't know shit before and you won't know shit after. I still want to live forever though lol. as long as filecabi lives you will be immortal;)
JooXSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 04:32
Yeah, that is the argument by some. Some claim it could be a 'hallucination' caused exactly how you described...lack of blood flow. I guess what interests me is that there are two different scenarios experienced by those who have flatlined for several minutes...one is very positive, and one is very negative...which, is how I choose to consider the 'after-life'...I'm not convinced we go float on clouds with harps, or jump in the middle of a huge fire...my perception of heaven or hell is an existence of either euphoria or horror. I can understand if everyone said either: a. I saw a white light and felt very peaceful and euphoric or b. I saw disturbing images and felt very horrified and anxious. It's very coincidental, to me, that all of the after-life experiences have only consisted of scenarios described by all major monotheistic books...not verbatim, but consistent with what was 'selling' at the time they were written by man. But, I realize I never claimed it to be 'proof'...perhaps if you re-read my post a few more times, you may come to the same conclusion...ask your Mom for help if need be. :-) I realize your post is full of nothing more than Dennis Milleresque, rehashed sarcasm in an attempt to be 'humorous'...but, I didn't laugh and decided to answer it in a serious, non-condescending manner just for the sake of conversation. except for the latter portion...starting a sentence or two ago! BTW...it's 'definitive'. Ask your Mom about that, too, or refer to a borrowed dictionary...if you need 'proof'. :thumb: QUICK! Run through all my posts and look for possible typos... lordy lordy, I iz alwayz habbin da trubblez wid da spellinz. Stop comparing me to some comidian I have never heard of. I know it must be hard to grasp... but there are times when some people can actually have an origional idea, phrase, or thought that can be similar to anothers. Sometimes it's even identical. :wth: And now I have to get my mother to help me with my posts? ZOMG! what a massive burn. Because it implies that I'm un-able to construct one without the aid of my mummy. ROFFFFFLLLLLCOPTERS! To end with; I wasn't actually having a go at you, or making a case for you to retaliate to. I was just conveying my view in a jocular manner. Enjoy the view from your throne, King Cocky.
evil ernieSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 04:41
who the fuck knows .... who the fuck knows .... and nobody knows why people see shit when they die .... we don't even understand what's happening in the brain while we're living .... much less in death .... couple electrical impulses do this or that .... reality is perception ... your brain defines your reality .... which pretty much means all bets are off when you're busy logging off .....
UnregisteredSexOffenderSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 04:48
QUICK! Run through all my posts and look for possible typos... lordy lordy, I iz alwayz habbin da trubblez wid da spellinz. Stop comparing me to some comidian I have never heard of. I know it must be hard to grasp... but there are times when some people can actually have an origional idea, phrase, or thought that can be similar to anothers. Sometimes it's even identical. :wth: And now I have to get my mother to help me with my posts? ZOMG! what a massive burn. Because it implies that I'm un-able to construct one without the aid of my mummy. ROFFFFFLLLLLCOPTERS! To end with; I wasn't actually having a go at you, or making a case for you to retaliate to. I was just conveying my view in a jocular manner. Enjoy the view from your throne, King Cocky. you spelled original wrong, fag
evil ernieSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 05:00
you spelled original wrong, fag You're missing a capital Y in you, and a capital F in fag, it's his name, so it has to be Fag, not fag.:rasta:
JooXSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 07:00
Lolz were had!
boo_cockySalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:06
you spelled original wrong, fag ...and comedian. But, I have a better view from my throne than most. :thumb:
BorroSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:13
...and comedian. But, I have a better view from my throne than most. :thumb: I'm sure that your view is blurred while you are pushing out a turd. Please tell us more about your visions as you talk to JooX...we're all waiting.
boo_cockySalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:16
I'm sure that your view is blurred while you are pushing out a turd. Please tell us more about your visions as you talk to JooX...we're all waiting. Yeah, luckily your vision is 20/20, you cross dressing step daddy with the hickory smoked liver. :thumb:
evil ernieSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:30
I guess it has to be some form of magical after-life. You are right, there is no way all these people got together to plan this. It can only mean one thing... floaty beardy guy in the sky. There is absolutely no way something like a tunnel of light could be caused by the blood flow decreasing in the eye. Having wonderful or horrible experiences after being pronounced dead... in no way could it ever be considered a dream/nightmare state. Nope, difinitive proof of a zombie lord. No-one comes back from being dead. If you are dead... that is it. You can have your heart stop, but if it starts again then you are clearly not dead. It's like a plane having it's engines stall. Still fuel in the lines, it can still glide. Then they start up again... still flying. Dead is dead. i don't see god as this way out concept, i mean we consider parallel universes, singularities, worm holes, string theory, etc. etc. the concept of an entity that can create just doesn't seem that way out in the greater scheme of things. There are no right and wrong answers to this question at this point in time, so all we can do is compare hypotheses .... no one person as more evidence than the next to suggest anything .... i'm more intrigued by questions like if there were a god, why is assumed to be benevolent, why does god have to be good? If there is harm in the world people are like "how can god let that happen?" .... well .... he's god .... i guess he can do whatever the fuck he wants .... should he exists of course ...
BorroSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:32
Yeah, luckily your vision is 20/20, you cross dressing step daddy with the hickory smoked liver. :thumb: Leave my liver outa this...it has been beaten down enough.
evil ernieSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:34
Leave my liver outa this...it has been beaten down enough. so then i guess we should leave your prostate out of this as well .... :rasta:
BorroSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:35
so then i guess we should leave your prostate out of this as well .... :rasta: No, please massage it.
evil ernieSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:36
No, please massage it. should i use both hands? :wth:
BorroSalvaged from archive5 Nov 2009, 10:38
should i use both hands? :wth: whatever helps you drink from the fountain.

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