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  1. phoenixobertSalvaged from archive7 Mar 2006, 19:44
    Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the front porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head and a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. [img]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8059/pumpkin4ro.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
  2. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive9 Mar 2006, 04:30
    lmao that's awesome
  3. GrimmancerSalvaged from archive9 Mar 2006, 06:57
    lmao that's awesome Sorry I disagree, Sounds more like some lame kid wanting to be a tough guy, wanting to prove to himself that he is not the lame coward he really is... No Offence towards anyone but come on! - If it happened to me, I would not be upset nor scared and would only say, "Fucking brats" -So all your work really was wasted... -doing shit like that will only make you seem ignorant and silly...
  4. OverlordSalvaged from archive10 Mar 2006, 01:52
    Rather I would take a big dump in a sandwich bag and put it in his mailbox on real hot summer day. And if you're really feeling mean, write something on their driveway with bleach in the middle of the night and wait a couple days for the words to form. (I've done this before, it's awesome) Of course I was about 15 and I don't recommend doing it after the age of 17 otherwise you might meet some interesting people at your local sheriff's dept.
  5. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive10 Mar 2006, 03:40
    lmao that's awesome Sorry I disagree, Sounds more like some lame kid wanting to be a tough guy, wanting to prove to himself that he is not the lame coward he really is... No Offence towards anyone but come on! - If it happened to me, I would not be upset nor scared and would only say, "Fucking brats" -So all your work really was wasted... -doing shit like that will only make you seem ignorant and silly... Yeah most people would be like wtf and just blow it off - but it is still rather funny :P
  6. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive11 Mar 2006, 05:32
    Bleach on a drive way? Does it only work on black drive ways? Or all of them? What did you write? and does it come off?
  7. OverlordSalvaged from archive11 Mar 2006, 13:52
    Bleach on a drive way? Does it only work on black drive ways? Or all of them? What did you write? and does it come off? I wrote "I like big dicks" on my dentist's driveway. It had lots of that green mold on it so about three days later it showed up clear as day like a giant billboard to everyone who rode by his house. LOL it was great.
  8. THEPROSalvaged from archive15 Mar 2006, 07:13
    SOMETIMES WHEN IM BOARED I STICK MY LIMP PENIS INTO A BOTTLE AND THEN GET IT HARD TO SEE IF I CAN TAKE THE PAIN!!
  9. TacHeadSalvaged from archive15 Mar 2006, 09:34
    u probs could mate doubt it would get stuck
  10. OverlordSalvaged from archive15 Mar 2006, 18:32
    SOMETIMES WHEN IM BOARED I STICK MY LIMP PENIS INTO A BOTTLE AND THEN GET IT HARD TO SEE IF I CAN TAKE THE PAIN!! I guess it's no problem when you've only got a stub, right THEPRO?
  11. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:01
    Bump...... Rather I would take a big dump in a sandwich bag and put it in his mailbox on real hot summer day. And if you're really feeling mean, write something on their driveway with bleach in the middle of the night and wait a couple days for the words to form. (I've done this before, it's awesome) Of course I was about 15 and I don't recommend doing it after the age of 17 otherwise you might meet some interesting people at your local sheriff's dept. HAHAHA...that's Righteous! We used to get the old guy who yelled "Hey You Kids....Stay off my Lawn" by writing on his lawn with a strong Herbicide! After a few Days, it would be all Brown and Dead and Easy to Read! Especially the ones who were on a Hill down to the Road. Nothing you could do about it but dig up the Sod AND about 4-5 inches of the dirt underneath and replace it. New seed would not take in the same soil! ALSO...where my Mom lived in the Philly suburbs, the houses had Crawl Spaces under them, no Basements. We would find a Dead Cat or 'possum or something and drag it under the House of someone we did not like. It often took weeks before they figured out where the smell came from! ANYONE ELSE??
  12. ceehound619Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:03
    way to ressurect the dead ozz. LMFAO @ 3/06.:1orglaugh:
  13. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:07
    way to ressurect the dead ozz. LMFAO @ 3/06.:1orglaugh: Yeah.....I know. BUT some of these old threads are really Good! There is only one person who is unknown here and two that no longer post. Rocker Kid was always such a sweetheart in her posting... sometime she was so naive! Kind of makes the Regulars want to Protect her like a Kid sister. Don't you have anything that you used to do to neighbors that you did not like?
  14. ceehound619Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:10
    hmmmmmmm.....I did something almost EXACTLY like the t/s is describing... except I used a burning paper bag full of dog shit instead of a pumpkin.:xyxthumbs:
  15. Heero ValentineSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:15
    hmmmmmmm.....I did something almost EXACTLY like the t/s is describing... except I used a burning paper bag full of dog shit instead of a pumpkin.:xyxthumbs: :D:D
  16. logandkSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:16
    hmmmmmmm.....I did something almost EXACTLY like the t/s is describing... except I used a burning paper bag full of dog shit instead of a pumpkin.:xyxthumbs: I have done this as a kid on halloween I would get some dog shit put it in newspaper set it on fire on there doorstep ring the bell then hide and watch them stamp all over it to try and put the fire out. Then they have to try and get all the dog shit off there shoes. :1orglaugh: :1orglaugh:
  17. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:17
    hmmmmmmm.....I did something almost EXACTLY like the t/s is describing... except I used a burning paper bag full of dog shit instead of a pumpkin.:xyxthumbs: Yeah, That's a CLASSIC! Then the peeps come out and Stomp out the Flames!! :1orglaugh: :1orglaugh: We used to do all kinds of shit when we cut school. Stuff a Nasty old Tomcat into one of those Big Rural Mailboxes, then sit and wait for the Mailman to open it! YEEEEEOOOOOWWW!!! :40:
  18. yupSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 11:43
    We did lime on the football field. We spelled out something stoopid like "bitch". Didn't know if it was going to work or not so we didn't put too much thought into what we wanted to say.
  19. LTFSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 14:03
    Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the front porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head and a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. [IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8059/pumpkin4ro.jpg (http://imageshack.us) I'm pretty sure this was one of those Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy skits that used to be on SNL. I've heard it somewhere before.
  20. evil ernieSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 14:20
    i like freaking people out more ....... pretty cool one i did, was sneaking into a friends room with some cotton thread and a needle ......... stitch two long strands to their blanket ...... run them underneath the bed room door/cupboard ..... sit on the other side of the door and tug on the blanket ..... it feel as if something is pulling their blanket off the bed ..... Stand outside their bedroom window with a mask on and stare at them until they notice you ...... one of me ex girlfriends almost went hysterical when i did that tho ........ so haven't really done it again .....lol
  21. Firep0w3rSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 17:24
    I wrote "I like big dicks" on my dentist's driveway. It had lots of that green mold on it so about three days later it showed up clear as day like a giant billboard to everyone who rode by his house. LOL it was great. hmmm..did you sign it? Did the dentist believe you? Did you later meet for lunch? Did it bring you closer? Is it love? , or just another simple fascination??? I wish you both best wishes overlord, he is probably a fine man, and has money too! Yea you!!!
  22. Josh85Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 22:06
    I had a neighbour (not next door neighbour) who used to live on this corner, and right next to the bushland, which was also right next to this path I took to cut across and take a shortcut through to my mate's house. The guy was a prick so I made a habit of tearing out his log-fence type thing on my way past his his house. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/pathway.jpg ^ The pathway I would take to my mate's house http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/before.jpg ^ The before... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/after.jpg And the end result. I would then swagger to my mate's house, feeling slightly better about the world having destroyed a part of it. Usually the guy who lived there would come wandering out just after I had done the deed to frown at the destruction.
  23. Josh85Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 22:18
    But he started to get wise on my antics... after retrieving the log-fence type thing from the bushes a few times, he decided he would be a smarty-smart face and concrete it in. As you will see.. this did not stop me... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/after2.jpg I destroyed the concrete reinforced log fence twice... however, upon the second time, I became infuriated at his second attempt to block my pathway, so I underwent a powerful transformation and really went crazy... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/super.jpg He learnt his lesson. And the logs no longer barred my pathway.
  24. JooXSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2008, 22:40
    , so I underwent a powerful transformation and really went crazy... He learnt his lesson. And the logs no longer barred my pathway. :1orglaugh: Nice work mate. Super-Josh85-Saiyan
  25. jabaSalvaged from archive2 Mar 2008, 00:25
    Come on Josh. :omg: I've seen your picture. I've also seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
  26. HeyBuddySalvaged from archive2 Mar 2008, 00:27
    This thread sucked then, and it sucks now. Just so you know.
  27. SolarBearSalvaged from archive2 Mar 2008, 01:11
    Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the front porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head and a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. [IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8059/pumpkin4ro.jpg (http://imageshack.us) If you're ever in a war, instead of throwing a grenade, why not throw one of those little baby pumpkins? Maybe that will make everyone stop and think about how crazy war is. And while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
  28. Josh85Salvaged from archive2 Mar 2008, 01:16
    Come on Josh. :omg: I've seen your picture. I've also seen more meat on a butchers pencil. NUH-UH That drawing is a bit of an understatement actually. I was trying to be modest. A more to-scale pic of me would kind of resemble something like this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Josh1985/Josh85.jpg That reminds me, my bicep veins are beginning to lose a slight amount of awesomeness. I'd better go rape some more dumbell curls.

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