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- SkyDiverSalvaged from archive15 May 2006, 17:02Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
- skankinrudySalvaged from archive7 Jun 2006, 04:05How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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