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Only in America!!!

1. SkyDiverSalvaged from archive15 May 2006, 17:06
   1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. lol
2. tischbeinSalvaged from archive16 May 2006, 06:18
   6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. not true..
3. SpleenSalvaged from archive16 May 2006, 16:59
   Most/All of those apply to most developed countries.
4. cheeyadogSalvaged from archive22 May 2006, 04:18
   1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. lol 1. actually, thats the case in england (in the us it's 11 minutes for an ambulance, 30 for a piza) 2. well of course there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.... its the new hip thing for all the handicap kids to do since STEVEN HAWKING PRO WHEELCHAIRING came out for psp. 3. drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front because it is darwins law..... and we gotta cut back on population somehow. 4. hey some people have a vendeda against cows and love the taste of diet coke. 5. "...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters." HEY, DO YOU WANT YOUR BANK ROBBED BY PEN POINT. 6. EH, OK I AGREE WITH THAT ONE. 7.huh??? 8. hey, we're america... we have money, sure we may be a little hard up on our math and not know how to find the least common denominator but thats ok cause we're americans and we got the money to mess up the math. 9. no, they use the worl "politics" in every english speaking country.

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