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BAR TALK (JOKE)

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  1. DrazSalvaged from archive13 Jun 2006, 05:12
    BAR TALK (JOKE) A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims". :lol: :lol:
  2. __BLAK__Salvaged from archive13 Jun 2006, 05:21
    lmaooo funny joke but it should be in the jokes and humor section
  3. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive13 Jun 2006, 07:10
    BAR TALK (JOKE) A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims". :lol: :lol: yuk yuk yuk yuk har har har har... I'm laughing so hard I don't even know I'm laughing..oh I'm not. Bush jokes in bad taste I dislike extremly.
  4. kittykatSalvaged from archive25 Jun 2006, 15:30
    Nice one, very amusing :D
  5. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive27 Jun 2006, 04:44
    lmaooo funny joke but it should be in the jokes and humor section isn't this the jokes and humor sections? Either way, it wasn't like he cared about the blonde with big tits, she just stuck out compared to everyone else. Given time i'm sure he would have questioned the muslims. [hunches shoulders] it was a bit funny, but not that funny.
  6. AvalonerSalvaged from archive27 Jun 2006, 13:02
    this sort of joke is so goddamm old, once it was hitler and goebbles now its rumsfled... still not funny, no matter which one.
  7. tgd_02Salvaged from archive27 Jun 2006, 14:42
    HI-FUCKING-LA-RIOUS
  8. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive2 Jul 2006, 21:07
    yuk yuk yuk yuk har har har har... I'm laughing so hard I don't even know I'm laughing..oh I'm not. Bush jokes in bad taste I dislike extremly. Now THAT was funny Evil Dude!
  9. Ace1875Salvaged from archive3 Jul 2006, 03:33
    didn't he already do that......
  10. ShilohSalvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 19:03
    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign above the bar that reads.. Ham sandwich’s $2 Chicken sandwich’s $3 Hand jobs $4 So the man walks up to the hot woman with big tits behind the bar and ask’s "Excuse me Miss, are you the one who does the hand jobs?" She smiles at him and says "yes, I am". The man then replies, "Can you wash your hands, I would like a ham sandwich".

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