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  1. balloonknottSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 22:30
    . But as ridiculous as this may sound, I think driving drunk all the time, and getting away with it, is a measure of one's ability to hold one's liquor. The more you can drink and drive, the more you impress people. Like the the other week, I ran into a bartender from another bar and we sat down and started pounding beers. After a while, the competition level rose, so we started having speed-drinking trials. Here's what we did: a full beer apiece on the bar in front of us, on 'go', you have to 'quickdraw' the bottle and guzzle it as fast as possible, only slamming the bottle back down when completely empty. Well, I lost the first heat, but came back in the next few rounds, getting used to trick of tilting the bottle the right way to maximize flow, and letting it drain straight down my throat. Anyway, after a long night of drinking, and 8 of 10 of these 'speed-beers' within 5-10 minutes, I was completely blacked out. Apparently, from what I was told, by the time I left, my competition lie moaning in a puddle of his own vomit in the washroom. Victory for the Balloonknott! I always scout out a suitable route of secondary roads for the trip home, and even in Blackout Mode, I manage to follow my instincts thusly. When I awoke the next afternoon, I reluctantly peered outside into my driveway and lo and behold, there was my ride, safe and sound. The I noticed a bunch of dogs milling around, trying to get underneath. When I went out to investigate, I noticed the crumpled-up garbage can jammed underneath, trash strewn everywhere from those fucking dogs. I wonder how far I had dragged that cocksucker along? Oh well, at least it wasn't another little kid! .
  2. tgd_02Salvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 22:40
    SAAAAAAY NOOOOO MOOOOOORE SAAAAAAY NOOOOO MOOOOOORE *whisper* say....no...more carve me a smile, make it deep and wide and mortal drain my eyes til the sky goes pop, bleeding out in my own idolatry for you my adoration dripping drop by drop by drop cant get engugh symphony in her eyes to eden enter me my last chance for hope had a god but i FUCKED HER ALL AWAY cuz she couldnt feeel i wanna bleed the sky you better say goodnite tonight i wanna bleed the sky, sky SAY NO MORE!!!!!!!! man, wata great song
  3. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 22:46
    I lost my sister because she got in a car with a drunk driver who thought he could hold his liquor. He never got charged yet died 3 years after in the same scenario. You must not be all that great at holding your liquor if you dragged a garbage can all the way home without noticing it. Now I don't know if you're saying this just to aggravate everyone, if not... Be man enough to show that you can indeed hold your liquor by making the decision to get a cab or to get someone to drive you home next time you're in this sort of state.
  4. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 22:47
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… Do not feed the troll.
  5. balloonknottSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 22:57
    Do not feed the troll Yes, show them how you 'ignore the troll' by replying to me yet again, and further proving what a fucking imbecile you truly are. Holy old fuck but are you EVER fucking stupid. .
  6. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 23:02
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… I will no longer feed the troll. :wink:
  7. balloonknottSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 23:05
    . Fuck you're stupid. Your mother should've smothered you at birth. .
  8. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 23:06
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… Do not feed the troll.
  9. OutlawIncarnateSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 00:50
    I vote you're a dumbass balloonknott, using your idealogy I could say "Serial Murderers aren't bad people, They shouldn't go to jail, they should have statues built. I mean the guy got away with killing and raping 10 children, I thought he was screwed after the one, that really impressed me" Will some one please step on this kid's balls with high heels?
  10. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 02:58
    I vote you're a dumbass balloonknott, using your idealogy I could say "Serial Murderers aren't bad people, They shouldn't go to jail, they should have statues built. I mean the guy got away with killing and raping 10 children, I thought he was screwed after the one, that really impressed me" Will some one please step on this kid's balls with high heels? [straps on heels] now don't get any blood on me sir, that's very difficult to get out. Shout won't do it alone, you've got to scrub.
  11. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 09:13
    did he just confess to drunk driving? so that means all we have to do is take his ip address and nail him right?
  12. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 09:31
    did he just confess to drunk driving? so that means all we have to do is take his ip address and nail him right? Unfortunately, Mr Cheese Muffin the mere admission of guilt is not enough to convict without evidence. Even if you went to a Police Station and confessed to a Murder, they would take your statement and ask you if you can prove that you committed the crime. So without the breath analysis or blood test during the time of intoxication, the only thing the Police can charge this asshole with is being an INTERNET TROLL and a CUMSHOT, because there is plenty of evidence for that! PLEASE, Do NOT feed the TROLLS.....they may REPRODUCE!
  13. tgd_02Salvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 12:29
    count on me to be your enemy, count on me
  14. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 15:03
    did he just confess to drunk driving? so that means all we have to do is take his ip address and nail him right? Unfortunately, Mr Cheese Muffin the mere admission of guilt is not enough to convict without evidence. Even if you went to a Police Station and confessed to a Murder, they would take your statement and ask you if you can prove that you committed the crime. So without the breath analysis or blood test during the time of intoxication, the only thing the Police can charge this asshole with is being an INTERNET TROLL and a CUMSHOT, because there is plenty of evidence for that! PLEASE, Do NOT feed the TROLLS.....they may REPRODUCE! so now ill we have to do is get congress to pass a law forbidding internet trolling. no problemo.... :roll: :? :?
  15. tgd_02Salvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 15:17
    lmao dont feed the trolls eh?
  16. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 21:48
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… Huh? Yeah don't feed those trolls.... :lol:
  17. William B McclellanSalvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 11:16
    I used to risk my own freedom to drive for people who drank, and you're out there runnin round like you're invincible risking lives. You obviously have the sense of a person in a staight jacket, and thusly should not follow your instincts because my instincts tell me that you would be better off in a padded cell somewhere. You are obviously out of your mind if you think how much alcohol you can consume is proof of your manhood. I think boys like you oughta be transported to a large vat of beer and left to drown in it!! I also think that you need a woman to kick ur ass so that you learn some good graces. I'd like to show you what a real gun slinger can do....lol you idiot!! Quickdraw ur pathetic ass right out into space and watch it SPEED off to another dimension never to return. Oh my!! I noticed that u were more concerned about the trashcan and the dogs rather than the kid you may have ran over and drug home with you. If you did that to one of mine, I'd have to run ur bottle of beer up ur azz so far you would think you had were named after Uranus!!
  18. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 16:03
    . But as ridiculous as this may sound, I think driving drunk all the time, and getting away with it, is a measure of one's ability to hold one's liquor. The more you can drink and drive, the more you impress people. Like the the other week, I ran into a bartender from another bar and we sat down and started pounding beers. After a while, the competition level rose, so we started having speed-drinking trials. Here's what we did: a full beer apiece on the bar in front of us, on 'go', you have to 'quickdraw' the bottle and guzzle it as fast as possible, only slamming the bottle back down when completely empty. Well, I lost the first heat, but came back in the next few rounds, getting used to trick of tilting the bottle the right way to maximize flow, and letting it drain straight down my throat. Anyway, after a long night of drinking, and 8 of 10 of these 'speed-beers' within 5-10 minutes, I was completely blacked out. Apparently, from what I was told, by the time I left, my competition lie moaning in a puddle of his own vomit in the washroom. Victory for the Balloonknott! I always scout out a suitable route of secondary roads for the trip home, and even in Blackout Mode, I manage to follow my instincts thusly. When I awoke the next afternoon, I reluctantly peered outside into my driveway and lo and behold, there was my ride, safe and sound. The I noticed a bunch of dogs milling around, trying to get underneath. When I went out to investigate, I noticed the crumpled-up garbage can jammed underneath, trash strewn everywhere from those fucking dogs. I wonder how far I had dragged that cocksucker along? Oh well, at least it wasn't another little kid! . I shall let this audio do all the talking for me: http://pleasestfu.ytmnd.com (heh this was my 420th post)
  19. balloonknottSalvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 21:30
    You obviously have the sense of a person in a staight jacket, and thusly should not follow your instincts because my instincts tell me that you would be better off in a padded cell somewhere. Know what my instincts tell me? That you should stick a cock in it and shut the fuck up. You are obviously out of your mind if you think how much alcohol you can consume is proof of your manhood. No stupid, I said drinking and driving and getting away with it merely shows how much one can hold one's liquor. You see stupid, when you want to whine about something, at least have the fucking brains to get it right, OK pinhead? I also think that you need a woman to kick ur ass so that you learn some good graces. Trust me, my wife tried that once. She thought that just because I was so goddamn drunk, that she could take me, I, The Balloonknott! She soon found out the folly of her ways however, when I wrapped my hands around her fucking throat and bashed her head against floor until she passed into unconciousness. No wait, that's not true- I kept on bashing her even after she was knocked out. I noticed that u were more concerned about the trashcan and the dogs rather than the kid you may have ran over and drug home with you. If you did that to one of mine, I'd have to run ur bottle of beer up ur azz so far you would think you had were named after Uranus!! Trust me, if I took out one of your kids, I'd be doing you, and all of humanity a huge favor by eliminating another sub-human genetic mistake. BAU
  20. Commando80Salvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 21:52
    [i] Trust me, my wife tried that once. She thought that just because I was so goddamn drunk, that she could take me, I, The Balloonknott! She soon found out the folly of her ways however, when I wrapped my hands around her fucking throat and bashed her head against floor until she passed into unconciousness. No wait, that's not true- I kept on bashing her even after she was knocked out. [b][i]i] BAU Im going to fucking kill you if I ever see you.
  21. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive31 Jul 2006, 22:29
    .....don't you see...can't you see...what this fellow ...is doing to YOU all...don't you see...ooooh can't you see...what this guy is doing to YOU ALL? :lol: There isn't an ounce of seriousness in any of it...it's dark..dark..distastefull(too the majority of you all)humor. Replying to it as if he were serious is not very smart. :wink: Please someone edit all those feed the troll graphics out *looks at Rocker Kid* if anyone is to ever post in this thread again. Scrolling past them is far more annoying than reading the bad humor. :)
  22. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 01:52
    [i] Trust me, my wife tried that once. She thought that just because I was so goddamn drunk, that she could take me, I, The Balloonknott! She soon found out the folly of her ways however, when I wrapped my hands around her fucking throat and bashed her head against floor until she passed into unconciousness. No wait, that's not true- I kept on bashing her even after she was knocked out. [b][i]i] BAU Im going to fucking kill you if I ever see you. You are not you silly goose.
  23. tgd_02Salvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 09:16
    keep posting them pics RK
  24. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 11:10
    keep posting them pics RK No problem. http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee… http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/DontFee…
  25. Commando80Salvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 12:48
    [i] Trust me, my wife tried that once. She thought that just because I was so goddamn drunk, that she could take me, I, The Balloonknott! She soon found out the folly of her ways however, when I wrapped my hands around her fucking throat and bashed her head against floor until she passed into unconciousness. No wait, that's not true- I kept on bashing her even after she was knocked out. [b][i]i] BAU Im going to fucking kill you if I ever see you. You are not you silly goose. Well.. I want to! ^^
  26. OverlordSalvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 14:37
    GJ Rocker. Don't feed the troll kids. It's really ugly.
  27. Tho-MliASTERSalvaged from archive1 Aug 2006, 16:15
    . But as ridiculous as this may sound, I think driving drunk all the time, and getting away with it, is a measure of one's ability to hold one's liquor. The more you can drink and drive, the more you impress people. Like the the other week, I ran into a bartender from another bar and we sat down and started pounding beers. After a while, the competition level rose, so we started having speed-drinking trials. Here's what we did: a full beer apiece on the bar in front of us, on 'go', you have to 'quickdraw' the bottle and guzzle it as fast as possible, only slamming the bottle back down when completely empty. Well, I lost the first heat, but came back in the next few rounds, getting used to trick of tilting the bottle the right way to maximize flow, and letting it drain straight down my throat. Anyway, after a long night of drinking, and 8 of 10 of these 'speed-beers' within 5-10 minutes, I was completely blacked out. Apparently, from what I was told, by the time I left, my competition lie moaning in a puddle of his own vomit in the washroom. Victory for the Balloonknott! I always scout out a suitable route of secondary roads for the trip home, and even in Blackout Mode, I manage to follow my instincts thusly. When I awoke the next afternoon, I reluctantly peered outside into my driveway and lo and behold, there was my ride, safe and sound. The I noticed a bunch of dogs milling around, trying to get underneath. When I went out to investigate, I noticed the crumpled-up garbage can jammed underneath, trash strewn everywhere from those fucking dogs. I wonder how far I had dragged that cocksucker along? Oh well, at least it wasn't another little kid! . You have not impressed me You are just a dumbass that deserves to get banned from driving , its ass holes like you who make the road dangerous. Is it fair if someone dies because of your ignorance? No :x If you crash because of drink driving I hope you just get yourself harmed and you realise what a fuckwit you are
  28. balloonknottSalvaged from archive19 Aug 2006, 01:48
    did he just confess to drunk driving? so that means all we have to do is take his ip address and nail him right? Hey, you can go to jail for smoking a joint. I suppose you want everybody to stop doing that too? You see, it's prissy kill-joys like you who'll never comprehend the exhiliration and joy of living on the edge. I know that every time I realize I've done it again- I've driven drunk.... and gotten away with it AGAIN, well, it's like a shot of pure adrenaline... or vodka. Anyway, I doubt they'll ever catch me- I'm a very good driver when I'm drunk and besides, I have a very long driveway so on the odd occasion where I come home with something dragging behind my car, whether its a piece of chain-link fence or another Big Wheel, I know it's not on display for all to see as I'm passed out in the foyer sleeping off another hangover. .
  29. MonstermashSalvaged from archive20 Aug 2006, 17:13
    balloonknott I salute you sir. You are the man!
  30. tgd_02Salvaged from archive20 Aug 2006, 23:12
    mofo's stil posting? damn
  31. kratosSalvaged from archive22 Aug 2006, 17:22
    lawl i found this troll quite amusing...espesially the responses.
  32. balloonknottSalvaged from archive27 Aug 2006, 22:16
    You have a serious problem asshole and what would you have done it that trash can HAD been a person? Wood chipper. Any other questions, shit-for-brains? .
  33. balloonknottSalvaged from archive27 Aug 2006, 22:18
    If you do manage to kill someone driving drunk you may not be sorry. But you will spend many years behind bars. Not if they don't catch me I won't. Three words: hit-and-run. Can ya piece it all together here you fucking hick? Now fuck off. .
  34. balloonknottSalvaged from archive27 Aug 2006, 22:22
    Do you have any other talents? Actually, now that you mention it, I am somewhat adept at luring young girls into my vehicle and plying them with good 'ole alcohol... they like to pretend they're all grown up, booze makes them feel like they're simply misunderstood adults. They'll go on for a while about how their parents treat them like children, but they're really not... bla bla bla... this goes on and on until I finally reach someplace really isolated, then I start rapin' the shit out of them, laughing as they scream for their mommies as I punch their panties.... then dump 'em off in a ditch and get EVEN MORE drunk. Any other bright questions you fucking numbnut?
  35. MerrillizerSalvaged from archive27 Aug 2006, 23:27
    "shit-for-brains" LMFAO. Oh man, I laughed out loud again. Some funny shit in here today!!!
  36. GabrielleSalvaged from archive31 Aug 2006, 16:07
    Is this you Balloonknott? http://www.filecabi.net/video/horribledrive31.html

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