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I have a solution for the trolls

1. OverlordSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:17
   I have a three step process on how to stop the Trolls in here. 1) ignore them. this gets rid of most trolls within a couple weeks. But in the case of Evil Conservative and Verticalkiller more drastic steps must be taken leading us to number two... 2) Give them a couple hate threads and scour them over the coals. This has worked great for a couple of the nazis and racists on these boards (like redeagles and sonic). But then you occasionally find an Evil Conservative who will simply shit up their own hate threads with more and more trolling. which brings us to level 3... 3) Spam them and Flame them into oblivion. I plan to post a lewd and disgusting joke ever time Verticalkiller posts or something of that nature. This is basically to bury either EC or Verticalkiller's post a couple pages back and drowning out their crap. Plus the jokes I'm posting are generally pretty funny. So anyway, this will require all of us together to keep the piles deep so... your participation is appreciated! KILL THE TROLLS!! BRING BACK GOOD CONVERSTATIONS AND DEBATE AGAIN!~!!!!
2. AvalonerSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:21
   You know that flaming them makes a flametroll out of yourself, just don't replie to their posts or don't answer a question they ask, can't be so hard and even the holiest goal may be poisined by the bad way you take to reach them, answering fire with fire never helped to gain a solution.
3. OverlordSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:24
   You're right, lets just sit here and pretend they'll go away because that's worked so good until now. Great idea Avaloner. Maybe you should post this idea in it's own thread.
4. AvalonerSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:32
   Nope you see noone ignores them, just look at snuffs threads or debattes, how you clal it, there is always someone replieing to their posts and exactly this is the failure, you don't ignore them cause as long as only one replies they will keep coming, its a devil circel, because just look at the hate topics, they all force them to replie to it, yeah great idea, flame them so they can just flame back, do you really think they will go just because you post some kind of joke? Ignore their posts, keep cool and don't take things so freaking personally, because I believe they just laugh their ass of while you try to scare them away.
5. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:48
   I have a three step process on how to stop the Trolls in here. 1) ignore them. this gets rid of most trolls within a couple weeks. But in the case of Evil Conservative and Verticalkiller more drastic steps must be taken leading us to number two... 2) Give them a couple hate threads and scour them over the coals. This has worked great for a couple of the nazis and racists on these boards (like redeagles and sonic). But then you occasionally find an Evil Conservative who will simply shit up their own hate threads with more and more trolling. which brings us to level 3... 3) Spam them and Flame them into oblivion. I plan to post a lewd and disgusting joke ever time Verticalkiller posts or something of that nature. This is basically to bury either EC or Verticalkiller's post a couple pages back and drowning out their crap. Plus the jokes I'm posting are generally pretty funny. So anyway, this will require all of us together to keep the piles deep so... your participation is appreciated! KILL THE TROLLS!! BRING BACK GOOD CONVERSTATIONS AND DEBATE AGAIN!~!!!! DEATH TO THE TROLLS!!!!
6. tgd_02Salvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 12:51
   sonic was a rascist? is that why he got demoded?
7. OverlordSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 15:41
   sonic was a rascist? is that why he got demoded? oh yeah he went crazy with a nigga this nigga that thread until he felt the total might of the banhammer. LOL ahh the good old days when the mods laid out the law on the unsuspecting.
8. tgd_02Salvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 15:42
   ima going to enjpy my banning of myself-cuz im an ashole and a possible rascist and a possible pervert but nah filecabi loves me weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -bitches
9. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 16:31
   sonic was a rascist? is that why he got demoded? oh yeah he went crazy with a nigga this nigga that thread until he felt the total might of the banhammer. LOL ahh the good old days when the mods laid out the law on the unsuspecting. I feel that the Forums have basically been monitored and moderated by the members in the last several weeks or even months. Remember all the "Guest Posters" that were throwing down all the racist threads a few months ago? They were basically cleaned up by the members reactions and unification against that type of B.S.! I do feel the winds of change are blowing, Overlord. Everyone should know the "laws" of the Forums by now and if they do not, I am sure that things can be explained to both newcomers and old members alike. It doesn't take a superhuman feat to raise the hammer and bring it down on those who choose to disrupt our happy home. Be it a new or an older member. AND if you haven't noticed....Merrillizer and Godschild are back as Mods... ......and there is also a newly appointed Deputy in town to help.
10. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 16:43
    A troll is a fearsome member of a mythical anthropomorph race from Scandinavian folklore. Their role ranges from fiendish giants – similar to the ogres of English fairy tales – to a devious, more human-like folk of the wilderness, living underground in hills or mounds. In Sweden, trolls adopted many of the fairy-like traits of the land-wights (vättar, compare Icelandic landvættir) and thus came to be inclined to thieving and the abduction of humans which, in the case of infant abductees, was substituted with a changeling. In Norway, a beautiful female troll is called by the singular form huldra (plural hulder), but is not identical with the plural form huldre or huldrefolk (compare Icelandic huldufolk), which refers to the fairy-like land-wights. In Shetland and Orkney tales, trolls are called trowe, adopted from the Norse language when these islands were settled by Vikings. Nordic literature, art and music from the romantic era and onwards has adapted trolls in various manners – often in the form of an aboriginal race, endowed with oversized ears and noses. From here, as well as from Scandinavian fairy tales such as Three Billy Goats Gruff, trolls have achieved international recognition, and in modern fantasy literature and role-playing games, trolls are featured to the extent of being stock characters. Contents [hide] 1 Trolls in Scandinavian folklore 1.1 Fairytales and legends 2 Origin of the myth 3 Trolls in Nordic art, music and literature 3.1 Gallery 4 Troll Dolls 5 American trolls 6 Modern fantasy trolls 6.1 In literature 6.2 In comics 6.3 In games 6.4 In heavy metal music 6.5 In Internet Forums 6.6 In Collegiate Athletics 7 References 8 See also 9 External links [edit] Trolls in Scandinavian folklore A troll woman meets a man in the forest. She looks like a young farmer woman, but her tail is peeking out under her skirt. From Svenska folksägner (1882). Stones with roughly man-like features could be explained by folklore as trolls petrified by sunlight or curses. This one can be seen on Hamarøy, Norway.The meaning of the word troll is uncertain. It might have had the originally meaning of supernatural or magical with an overlay of malignant and perilous. Another likely suggestion is that it means "someone who behaves violently". In old Swedish law, trolleri was a particular kind of magic intended to do harm. It should be noted that North Germanic terms such as trolldom (witchcraft) and trolla/trylle (perform magic tricks) does not imply any connection with the mythical beings. Moreover, in the sources for Norse mythology, troll can signify any uncanny being, including but not restricted to the Norse giants (jötnar). In Skáldskaparmál, the poet Bragi Boddason encounters a troll-woman who hails him with this verse (in Icelandic): Troll kalla mik tungl sjötrungnis, auðsug jötuns, élsólar böl, vilsinn völu, vörð náfjarðar, hvélsvelg himins – hvat's troll nema þat? [1] They call me Troll; Gnawer of the Moon, Giant of the Gale-blasts, Curse of the rain-hall, Companion of the Sibyl, Nightroaming hag, Swallower of the loaf of heaven. What is a Troll but that? [2] The ambiguous original sense of the word troll appears to have lived on for some time after the Old Norse literature was documented. This can be seen in terms such as sjötrollet (the sea troll) as a synonym for havsmannen (the sea man) – a protective spirit of the sea and a sort of male counterpart to the female sjörå (see huldra). There are many places in Scandinavia that are named after trolls, such as the Swedish town Trollhättan (Troll's bonnet) and the legendary mountain Trollkyrka (Troll church). Gradually, we can discern the forming of two main traditions regarding the use of troll. In the first tradition, the troll is large, brutish and a direct descendant from the Norse jötnar. They are often described as ugly or having beastly features like tusks or cyclopic eyes. This is the tradition which has come to dominate fairy tales and legends (see below), but it is also the prominent concept of troll in Norway. As a rule of thumb, what would be called a "troll" in Norway would in Denmark and Sweden be a "giant" (jætte or jätte, derived from jötunn). In some Norwegian accounts, such as the middle age ballade Åsmund Frægdegjevar [3], the trolls live in a far northern land called Trollebotten – the concept and location of which seems to coincide with the Old Norse Jötunheimr. The second tradition is most prominent in southern Scandinavia. Reversely, what would be called trolls in southern Sweden and Denmark would be called huldrefolk in Norway and vitterfolk in northern Sweden (see wight). The south-Scandinavian term probably originate in a generalization of the terms haugtrold (mound-troll) or bergtroll (mountain-troll), as trolls in this tradition are residents of the underground. These trolls are very human-like in appearance. Sometimes they had a tail hidden in their clothing, but even that is not a definite. A frequent way of telling a human-looking troll in folklore is instead to look at what it is wearing: Troll women in particular were often too elegantly dressed to be human women moving around in the forest. More often than not, though, the trolls kept themselves invisible, and then they could travel on the winds, such as the wind-troll Ysätters-Kajsa, or sneak into human homes. Sometimes you could only hear them speak, shout and make noise, or the sound of their cattle. Similarly, if you were out in the forest and smelled food cooking, you knew you were near a troll dwelling. The trolls were also great shapeshifters, taking shapes of objects like fallen logs or animals like cats and dogs. A fairly frequent notion is that the trolls liked to appear as rolling balls of yarn. Whereas the large, ogrish trolls often appear as a solitary being, the "small" trolls were thought to be social beings who lived together, much like humans except out in the forest. They kept animals, cooked and baked, were excellent at crafts and held great feasts. Like many other species in Scandinavian folklore, they were said to reside in underground complexes, accessible from underneath large boulders in the forests or in the mountains. These boulders could be raised upon pillars of gold. In their living quarters, they hoard gold and treasures. Opinion varied as to whether or not the trolls were thoroughly bad or not, but often they treated people as they were treated. Trolls could cause great harm if vindictive or playful, though, and regardless of other things they were always heathen. Trolls were also great thieves, and liked to steal from the food that the farmers had stored. They could enter the homes invisibly during feasts and eat from the plates so that there was not enough food, or spoil the making of beer and bread so that it failed or did not end up plentiful enough. The trolls sometimes abducted people to live as slaves or at least prisoners among them. These poor souls were known as bergtagna ("those taken to/by the mountain"), which also is the Scandinavian word for having been spirited away. To be bergtagen does not only refer to the disappearance of the person, but also that upon returning, he or she has been struck with insanity or apathy caused by the trolls. Anyone could be taken by the trolls, even cattle, but at the greatest risk were women who had given birth but not yet been taken back to the church. Occasionally, the trolls would even steal a new-born baby, leaving their own offspring – a (bort)byting ("changeling") – in return. To ward off the trolls you could always trust in Christianity: Church bells, a cross or even words like "Jesus" or "Christ" would work against them. Like other Scandinavian folklore creatures they also feared steel. Apart from that they were hunted by Thor, one of the last remnants of the old Norse mythology, who threw Mjolnir, his hammer, causing lightning bolts to kill them. Though Mjolnir was supposed to return to Thor after throwing, these hammers could later be found in the earth (actually Stone Age axes) and be used as protective talismans. [edit] Fairytales and legends While the everyday folklore consisted mostly of short anecdotes describing things that had (supposedly) happened to local people, fairytales are narratives that rarely claim to be true in the same way. Many of the fairytales featuring trolls were written in the late 19th century to early 20th century, reflecting the romanticism of the time, and published in fairytale collections like Tomtar och Troll. These tales, and illustrations by artists like John Bauer and Theodor Kittelsen, would come to form the ideas most people have of trolls today. Legends from the middle ages and earlier also feature a kind of trolls of more horrifying dimensions. This might reflect a past view of trolls as distinctly bad creatures that would soften in later folklore (see the above), or just be another example of fantastic tales demanding fantastic dimensions. In fairytales and legends trolls are less the people living next to humans and more frightening creatures. Particularly in these tales they come in any size and can be as huge as giants or as small as dwarves. They are often regarded as having poor intellect (especially the males, whereas the females, trollkonor, may be quite cunning), great strength, big noses, long arms, and as being hairy and not very beautiful (Once again, females often constitute the exception, with female trolls frequently being quite comely). In Scandinavian fairy tales trolls sometimes turn to stone if exposed to sunlight. Some have attributed this aspect of the myth with pareidolia found in naturally eroded rock outcrops. Asbjørnsen and Moe's collection feature a number of traditional fairy tales where trolls hold princesses captive, such as The Three Princesses of Whiteland, Soria Moria Castle, and Dapplegrim, and two where trolls invade homes on Christmas Eve to make merry, Tatterhood and The Cat on the Dovrefell. Female trolls may conspire to force the prince to marry their daughters, as in East of the Sun and West of the Moon, or practice witchcraft, as in The Witch in the Stone Boat, where a troll usurps a queen's place, or The Twelve Wild Ducks, where she turns twelve princes into wild ducks. In other tales, the hero matches wits with the troll: Boots and the Troll, and Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll. The following excerpts from the Danish Ballad of Eline of Villenskov describe the physical aspects of trolls within Scandinavian mythology: There were seven and a hundred Trolls, They were both ugly and grim, A visit they would the farmer make, Both eat and drink with him. Out then spake the tinyest Troll, No bigger than an emmet was he, Hither is come a Christian man, And manage him will I surelie. [edit] Origin of the myth In the genre of paleofiction, the distinguished Swedish-speaking Finnish paleontologist Björn Kurtén has entertained the theory (e.g. in Dance of the Tiger) that trolls are a distant memory of an encounter with Neanderthals by our Cro-Magnon ancestors some 40,000 years ago during their migration into northern Europe. Spanish paleoanthropologist Juan Luis Arsuaga provides evidence for these types of encounters in his book, The Neanderthal's Necklace. The theory that Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons occupied the same area of Europe at the same time in history has been theorized based on fossil evidence. Other researchers believe that they just refer to neighboring tribes. The problem with this theory is that neither Neanderthals or Cro-Magnons existed in this part of Europe during the ice-age. Most of Scandinavia was covered by a large glacier and the area was not occupied until much later. A more plausible explanation for the troll myth, is that the trolls represent the remains of the forefather-cult which was ubiquitous in Scandinavia until the introduction of Christianity in the 10th and 11th centuries. In this cult the forefathers were worshipped in sacred groves, by altars or by gravemounds. One of the customs associated with this practice was to sit on top of a gravemound at night, possibly in order to make contact with the deceased. With the introduction of Christianity however, the religious elite sought to demonize the pagan cult, and denounced the forefathers as evil. For instance, according to Magnus Håkonsen's laws from 1276 it is illegal to attempt to wake the "mound-dwellers". It is in these laws that the word troll appears for the first time, denoting something heathen and generally unfavourable. [edit] Trolls in Nordic art, music and literature Edvard Grieg, the most important Norwegian composer of the later 19th century, wrote several pieces on trolls, including a score based on Henrik Ibsen's Peer Gynt, with the famous In the Hall of the Mountain King, and March Of The Trolls. Regarding his motivations, Grieg wrote: "The peculiar in life was what made me wild and mad...dwarf power and untamed wildness...audacious and bizarre fantasy." Grieg's former home, Troldhaugen ("The Troll's Hill"), is now a museum. [4][5] Like Grieg, conductor Johan Halvorsen was a nationalist Norwegian composer. He wrote, The Princess and the Giant Troll, The Trolls enter the Blue Mountain, and Dance of the Little Trolls. Geirr Tveitt was heavily influenced by Grieg's romanticism and cultural exploration of Scandinavian folklore and Norwegian folk-music. Tveitt's Troll Tunes, includes works such as Troll-Tuned Hardanger Fiddle, and The Boy With The Troll-Treasure. Tragically, 80% of Tveitt's oeuvre was destroyed in a fire. In Swedish children's literature, trolls are not naturally evil, but primitive and misunderstood. Their misdeeds are due to a combination of basic and common human traits, such as envy, pride, greed, naïveté, ignorance and stupidity. In some early 20th century fairy tales, by Elsa Beskow, trolls are also depicted as an aboriginal race of hunters and gatherers who are fleeing the encroaching human civilisation. Where man makes a road, the trolls disappear. Young Scandinavian children usually understand the concept of trolls, and a way to teach children to brush their teeth is to tell them to get rid of the very small "tooth trolls" that otherwise will make holes in their teeth. This is a pedagogic device used to explain bacteria by the Norwegian author Thorbjørn Egner in his story Karius and Baktus. The Swedish-speaking Finnish author Tove Jansson has reached a world-wide audience with her Moomintrolls. There is some speculation that the famous story Rumpelstiltskin originated from a troll folk tale which bears many similarities. While the original story of the troll involves a preacher contracting a troll to build a church as opposed to a woman needing to spin straw into gold, the central element of a bargain which is satisfied by guessing the name of the involved party, and the subsequent death of the troll or being whose name is guessed is central to both stories. (see Fin (troll)) [edit] Gallery A gallery of trolls as imagined by various Nordic artists. The sea troll (Theodor Kittelsen, 1887). Forest troll. (Theodor Kittelsen, 1906). Troll pondering its age. (Theodor Kittelsen, 1911). The changeling (John Bauer, 1913). Statue of a troll at the Norwegian pavilion in Epcot, Walt Disney World Resort. Troll statue in the forest near Geilo, Norway. Sticker often found on older Saab automobiles. See also: Gourmander, painting by Hasse Bredenberg [6] [7]. Världens största Trollmålning, mural by Rolf Lidberg [8]. Trold, der vejrer kristenblod [9] [10], sculpture by Niels Hansen Jacobsen. The moomintrolls of Tove Jansson. [edit] Troll Dolls Troll Dolls became one of America's biggest toy fads beginning in the fall of 1963 and lasting throughout 1965. With their brightly colored hair and cute faces, they were found in stores everywhere in America. They were featured in both Life Magazine and Time Magazine in 1964 in articles which commented on the "good luck" they would bring to their owners. Trolls became fads again in brief periods throughout the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's --with as many as ten different manufacturers at any given time creating them. Originally created in 1959 by Danish Woodcutter Thomas Dam, the dolls became popular in a few European countries in the early 1960's, right before they were introduced in America. The originals, also called "Dam Dolls," were of the highest quality featuring sheep wool hair and glass eyes. Their sudden popularity, along with an error made in the (C)Copyright notice of Thomas Dam's original product, resulted in cheaper imitations and knock-offs which flooded the American market. Also known as "Wishniks," " Treasure Trolls," "Norfins" and other tradenames, it was not until 2003 that a Congressional law allowed the Dam family of Denmark to restore their original American copyright and become the only official manufacturer once again. Many people collect trolls, with the originals maintaining the highest value. Some collectors have thousands of troll dolls ranging in size from gumball machine prizes to over one foot tall. They were prominently featured on the TV sitcom The Drew Carey Show, where one of the characters, Drew's nemesis Mimi, collected them and kept them on her desk at work (with numerous jokes from Drew comparing Mimi herself to a troll). A troll doll is also featured in the film Toy Story but does not talk or play a significant role, again due to questions at the time regarding the doll's "public domain" status which eventually would revert to ownership by the Dam family. In the 90's, several attempts were made to market the concept to young boys, including the Troll Warriors, Battle Trolls, and Stone Protectors. None were very successful. [edit] American trolls "The Troll." A statue under the north end of the Aurora Bridge in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, USA.Scandinavian folk-tales involving trolls such as "Three Billy Goats Gruff" are familiar to other European and European-derived cultures. In the US and Canada, the old belief in trolls is parallelled by a modern belief in Bigfoot and Sasquatch. Many statues of trolls adorn the downtown business district of Mount Horeb, Wisconsin, leading to the town being dubbed The Troll Capital. There is also a neighborhood on the northeast side of Fargo, North Dakota which is named Trollwood. In the David the Gnome animation series, trolls persecute gnomes. In the TV mini-series The 10th Kingdom, trolls are the ruling race of the 3rd kingdom, having large pointy ears and noses, wild hair, poor intelligence and a love of shoes and leather. Residents of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, known as Yoopers, refer to their lower-peninsula counterparts as "trolls," because they live "Under the Bridge" (Referring to the Mackinac Bridge.) [edit] Modern fantasy trolls [edit] In literature In J. R. R. Tolkien's world of Middle-earth, trolls are very large (around 12 feet tall) and immensely strong humanoids of poor intellect, originally created by Morgoth in mockery of Ents though not necessarily from them. They are divided into many kinds: hill-trolls, mountain-trolls, snow-trolls, cave-trolls and stone-trolls, all of which turn to stone when exposed to sunlight. In the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, trolls are large creatures who are composed of, and eat, rock. They have a cultural tendency towards violence, and their intelligence is inversely proportional to the temperature, making them quite unintelligent in warm climates. Their size increases with age, from pebbles to mountains. They have had a bad reputation of eating people, but this stereotype is untrue, as trolls are unable to digest anything but rock (some trolls in the Uberwald mountain regions, however, haven't cottoned on to this fact); they do, however, have to pay special attention to avoid unintentionally crushing humans to a pu
11. OverlordSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 17:10
    Entire article summed up for us as: In Internet Forums A person who enters unknown forums who bashes and insults forum members with unfounded arguments, or anyone that enters any sort of internet community for the sole purpose of harassing others is often referred to as a troll. See Internet troll. Clouds you have too much free time!
12. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 17:41
    No shit lol! :P
13. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 20:05
    Anyway I'm very good at #3! Hahahahahaha With 10-20 "Don't Feed The Troll" pics he'll never wanna come back to that thread! (and neither will any other forum members XD) :twisted:
14. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 21:59
    A good start to dealing with trolls would be you , overload to stop posting flame thread. Your trying to turn the barrel on me. I don't troll a threads. I don't make trolling flame posts..JUST LIKE THIS ONE. I don't bash anyone without them bashing first and you still haven't figured it out. Your mentality is lowered by making all of your VK and E.C. posts. You're just showing your true form. Perhaps I should just ignore YOU and maybe you will will fade away. :evil:
15. OverlordSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 08:42
    A good start to dealing with trolls would be you , overload to stop posting flame thread. Your trying to turn the barrel on me. I don't troll a threads. I don't make trolling flame posts..JUST LIKE THIS ONE. I don't bash anyone without them bashing first and you still haven't figured it out. Your mentality is lowered by making all of your VK and E.C. posts. You're just showing your true form. Perhaps I should just ignore YOU and maybe you will will fade away. :evil: Keep dreaming scumbag. However it does appear to be working because you're starting to sing a different tune around here for the last couple days.
16. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 08:45
    A good start to dealing with trolls would be you , overload to stop posting flame thread. Your trying to turn the barrel on me. I don't troll a threads. I don't make trolling flame posts..JUST LIKE THIS ONE. I don't bash anyone without them bashing first and you still haven't figured it out. Your mentality is lowered by making all of your VK and E.C. posts. You're just showing your true form. Perhaps I should just ignore YOU and maybe you will will fade away. :evil: Keep dreaming scumbag. However it does appear to be working because you're starting to sing a different tune around here for the last couple days. You just haven't ever listened to my tune. You went apeshit with flames when challenged is all you've done.
17. OverlordSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 08:53
    You never challenged me. You called me a moron. That doesn't challenge me in any way. So I'm talking to you the exact same way you approached me. If you feel like I'm flaming you then good I am. Because you don't fucking listen to anything else.
18. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 09:00
    You never challenged me. You called me a moron. That doesn't challenge me in any way. So I'm talking to you the exact same way you approached me. If you feel like I'm flaming you then good I am. Because you don't fucking listen to anything else. You never seem to say anything, but flames especially lately. You've become what you state your agains't..if you weren't always a flamer troll in the first place. I think the later is more probable.
19. OverlordSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 09:02
    Fight fire with fire. I tried ignoring you for a month. It didn't work.
20. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 09:05
    Fight fire with fire. I tried ignoring you for a month. It didn't work. Except I have legitimate arguments and you have..tirades of flames. Whatever I'm going to sleep for awhile then work. Have fun playing with your internet-penis.
21. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 13:18
    Fight fire with fire. I tried ignoring you for a month. It didn't work. Except I have legitimate arguments and you have..tirades of flames. Whatever I'm going to sleep for awhile then work. Have fun playing with your internet-penis. it seems like both sides of this flame war just say: " All you do is flame, and no arguments" when actually both sides do.
22. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 13:59
    My anus is bleeding.
23. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:02
    My anus is bleeding. EwwWWWWwwww. Was your poo too big for your butthole so it kinda ripped its way through?
24. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:13
    Hahahah!!! Yeah, I shit a baby alien...I think it's Xenu's. Me and him had passionate bum sex the other day. Who knew aliens could be formed from bloody bowel movements?!
25. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:22
    Hahahah!!! Yeah, I shit a baby alien...I think it's Xenu's. Me and him had passionate bum sex the other day. Who knew aliens could be formed from bloody bowel movements?! HAHAHA......I knew :cry: :oops: Poo stretching out your anus is super painful though. My condolences.
26. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:29
    Yeah it's fine, its more or less the hemorrhoids that are causing me much grief lol. :lol:
27. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:34
    Yeah it's fine, its more or less the hemorrhoids that are causing me much grief lol. :lol: Is Preperation H calling you? Perhaps Tucks pads? Get some of those wipes on the go, or a suppository. So funny.
28. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:37
    Hum, that's a fabulous idea... Yet I'm broke therefore, I would need to go prostitute myself for an afternoon. Hopefully they won't want to shove it up my pooper!
29. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:40
    Well you could make a video of it put it on filecabi.net and make 100 bucks. That should be able to cover your rhoid complications.
30. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:44
    Fuck yeah! So me in a pig or cow suit?!
31. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:48
    Fuck yeah! So me in a pig or cow suit?! No, a cat suit, you can do some sort of weird cat like walk then bend over and show off your rhoids with a curious cat look on your face.
32. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 14:50
    HAHAHAH!!! That got me laughing out loud!!! Just imagine that man, wow! LOL!!!

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