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  1. asdfSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 00:20
    1. Ban all religion. 2. Kill everyone caught practicing a religion. 3. Take every person with aids and ship them to Africa. 4. Bomb Africa off the planet. 5. MB, take every black person to Africa before Bombing it off the planet. (Mexicans can stay cuz they atleast have jobs although they do have too many children and sometimes wear very offensive colognes.) This would end poverty, global warming, AIDS, the majority of crimes committed on planet Earth, spinning rims, pimped out "rides", hip-hop music, the dominance of black people in all professional sports(would be like the 50's again :D). The Republican Party, The Democratic Party and i'm sure much more. Discuss.
  2. Anony-mousSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 00:22
    1. Ban all religion. 2. Kill everyone caught practicing a religion. 3. Take every person with aids and ship them to Africa. 4. Bomb Africa off the planet. 5. MB, take every black person to Africa before Bombing it off the planet. (Mexicans can stay cuz they atleast have jobs although they do have too many children and sometimes wear very offensive colognes.) This would end poverty, global warming, AIDS, the majority of crimes committed on planet Earth, spinning rims, pimped out "rides", hip-hop music, the dominance of black people in all professional sports(would be like the 50's again :D). The Republican Party, The Democratic Party and i'm sure much more. Discuss. STFU :evil:
  3. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 00:23
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :shock: Nope dont think that would work.
  4. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 00:23
    .....Never would work. And plus it's not even a funny joke.
  5. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 00:24
    Em, are those words coming out of your mouth or out of your ass? Cause if they're coming out of your ass well then...meh...lame attempt at being funny. If they are coming out of your mouth then I'm concerned.
  6. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 01:48
    You're not serious.
  7. QuackersSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 02:19
    I have a friend that claimed the best way to end all descrimination would be to kill all minorites, and everyone that wasnt white. The scary thing was, were still not sure if he is serious or not.
  8. That DudeSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 04:37
    No, the only way to truly end the world's problems is to drop a few nuclear bombs down into the earth's core. No world, no problems, yes?
  9. Snuff.Salvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 06:18
    No, the only way to truly end the world's problems is to drop a few nuclear bombs down into the earth's core. No world, no problems, yes? Meh, there'd still be terrorists to kill and WMDs to be found.
  10. tgd_02Salvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 09:35
    BEST THREAD EVER!
  11. andrexoteSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 15:31
    1. Ban all religion. 2. Kill everyone caught practicing a religion. 3. Take every person with aids and ship them to Africa. 4. Bomb Africa off the planet. 5. MB, take every black person to Africa before Bombing it off the planet. (Mexicans can stay cuz they atleast have jobs although they do have too many children and sometimes wear very offensive colognes.) This would end poverty, global warming, AIDS, the majority of crimes committed on planet Earth, spinning rims, pimped out "rides", hip-hop music, the dominance of black people in all professional sports(would be like the 50's again :D). The Republican Party, The Democratic Party and i'm sure much more. Discuss. 1.with less persons like u, this world would be better :)
  12. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 15:32
    Ehh is this the new "Final Soloution"? Wtf do black people have to do with global warming.....that's just idiotic.
  13. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 19:24
    R~O~F~L
  14. HenyoSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 20:17
    We got a little Hitler over there.
  15. Commando80Salvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 20:20
    WW4? Were already in 3! WTF!
  16. Uh ohSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 21:44
    no no, a little world wide aptitude test would solve all our problems. smart people, or just "thinkers" in general left alone on this planet would be the perfect solution. it's thanks to the sheep of this planet (those who follow and form opinions based on what they're told more than what they learn for themselves) that ignorance such as the first comment exists, which is in no way good and in the wrong mind could possibly be destructive.
  17. asdfSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 21:57
    Banning/Killing all religion/people practicing religion would take care of all the terrorist/religious fanatics, christian fundamentalists, evangelicals, Catholic Priests raping little kids in the ass, George Bush, The Pope, all mindless politicians, did I mention George Bush? Taking everyone with HIV/AIDS and shipping them to Africa would rid the world of a terrible disease mostly trasmitted by Gays, Junkies, poor people who can't afford a condom, etc.. Most people with HIV/AIDS live in Africa already so this is the most feasible location. Taking all black people back to Africa would solve 90% of the crimes in the world, spinning rims, welfare, shitty music, I would sure miss the NFL but I can manage if i'm not getting shot at or my car isn't getting stolen. This would also solve most poverty in the world. Black people don't like the United States anyway, so let them live in their natural jungle habitat and let them use their amazing phyiscal abilities to run from the Lions and Hyenas. Africa is the anus of Planet Earth, no one will miss it or anyone who lives there. They have and will continue to be in the dark ages, they have no hope of ever becoming a civilized continent because the country is ran by black people. Blow it up.
  18. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 23:12
    Still not funny dude... need to work up some new material and stop stealing from shock comics....
  19. joey298487Salvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 09:05
    stick all of americans in africa as well then nuke it problem solved!!
  20. andrexoteSalvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 14:38
    why africa? why not north america? or russia?
  21. AMERICASalvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 15:57
    I have a feeling he just wants his forum fame, but i do like his idea
  22. Tho-MliASTERSalvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 18:13
    ^ This guy is thick :lol: ^
  23. wing554Salvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 18:38
    asdf wrote1. Ban all religion. 2. Kill everyone caught practicing a religion. 3. Take every person with aids and ship them to Africa. 4. Bomb Africa off the planet. 5. MB, take every black person to Africa before Bombing it off the planet. (Mexicans can stay cuz they atleast have jobs although they do have too many children and sometimes wear very offensive colognes.) This would end poverty, global warming, AIDS, the majority of crimes committed on planet Earth, spinning rims, pimped out "rides", hip-hop music, the dominance of black people in all professional sports(would be like the 50's again ). The Republican Party, The Democratic Party and i'm sure much more. Wow this would solve all the problems in the world, but I don’t think this is the first time the “final solution” has been presented though. I think their was a man in history who attempted much of your idea except in a small variance from your central point. It was around the 1940’s in Europe, but I forget what happened to him. Oh well hes probably well off nowadays. I am pretty sure with such an irrefutable and stern idea such as yours not a single person, including me, can find any possible way to rebuke your argument.
  24. That DudeSalvaged from archive4 Aug 2006, 22:16
    stick all of americans in africa as well then nuke it problem solved!! Let's just strap you to one of North Korea's nukes and attempt to shoot you over to Africa. You'd probably wind up in Antarctica, but still be nice and toasty warm.
  25. Snuff.Salvaged from archive6 Aug 2006, 08:00
    HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER!!!! :lol:
  26. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive6 Aug 2006, 13:01
    HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER!!!! :lol: I'd say he came pretty close.
  27. That DudeSalvaged from archive6 Aug 2006, 17:06
    HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER!!!! :lol: I'd say he came pretty close. He forgot the muslims. *GASP* Did he just say that? That dude's burning in hell!
  28. Commando80Salvaged from archive6 Aug 2006, 17:36
    Yes that dude, You did just say that! And you're going to hell too my boy! Muwhahhaha!!
  29. Red/YellowSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 09:51
    I have a friend that claimed the best way to end all descrimination would be to kill all minorites, and everyone that wasnt white. The scary thing was, were still not sure if he is serious or not. Wrong, the best way to get rid of discrimination is to get rid of the majorities and the consequential majorities that result from it.

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