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Top 9 Possible Scenarios for Fidel Castro's Intestinal Bleed

1. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 06:10
   9. No, Mr. Montoya I did not "kill your father" nor am I "prepared to die". Now please put down that sword and let's talk this out. 8. Please Mr. Bauer, I had no idea she was your daughter. I'll take the posters down straight away. 7. Ohhhhh. Those refried beans are repeating on me. 6. Castro: Hey! Where the fuck do you think you're going? And how the hell did you get a raft in there? Intestines: Viva America!!!! 5. Slow down Zinedine. I never said that about your mother, I don't even know her. 4. Bwahahahahahaha! Hugo, you seriously have to stop with those "Cindy Sheehan is so fat..." jokes or you're going to make me bust a gut! 3. O-Man! How's it shaking? Wait a minute... you're not Oliver Stone! Guards!!! 2. Hey! Stop fooling around with that!! That's a banned book you have in your hand!! That could really hurt someone..... 1. Geez, those cookies were delicious. I didn't know that the CIA could bake like that.
2. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 14:33
   Did you know the CIA had several plots to bring down castro, and smeer his image? I was watching it on a show called Declassified on the history channel. It was pretty neat.
3. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 15:53
   Did you know the CIA had several plots to bring down castro, and smeer his image? I was watching it on a show called Declassified on the history channel. It was pretty neat. Not to "Derail" E.C.'s attempt at humor but yes, I knew about several attempts starting back in the Kennedy years....fact is, the US almost went to war over a few silly nuke missiles that Russia (Khrushchev) so graciously "lent" Fidel back in Oct '62. Also several more attempts were made during the Johnson years, but by then Vietnam had taken our minds off Castro and the Soviets and turned out attention to Communism in SE Asia. One thing that surprised me about George W.'s attack on Iraq is that if we learned nothing else from Castro, Qaddafi and a few other idiots around the world....sometimes it is better to leave the bad guy in power and keep him under control, rather than taking a chance that the replacement could be far worse! In his day, Fidel was a ruthless dictator just like all the rest....go against his wishes and you would be found dead along some road somewhere.
4. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 19:59
   All these plans ...and all it took was a batch of cookies in the end. WAHAHAHAHWAH! http://bellsouthpwp.net/p/o/pott2613/WTF/emoticon_fatal.gif

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