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Bush Claims Has Supernatural Abilities,Uses Them On H.Thomas

1. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 06:17
   In a development that has shocked the world, U.S. President George W. Bush stated yesterday that he is in fact a mutant with superhuman abilities and from henceforth would like to be referred to as "Professor W". President Bush, who revealed his secret upon deplaning from Air Force One, noted that he made the decision to go public with his biological status in an attempt to "strengthen the human-mutant bonds that have been so severely damaged over the past six years by the evil mutant community." When his assertion was met with skepticism by members of the press, President Bush used his powers to turn Helen Thomas into a shriveled up old shrew. "There. You see that?" the President asked rhetorically after completing the relatively minor transformation. "That is only a sample of what my powers can accomplish against the forces of evil and stupidity. Don't test me." RNC Operative- DNC Chairman Howard Dean stated he was unimpressed by the President's claims. "I am unimpressed by the President's claims," stated DNC Chairman Howard Dean. "That Helen Thomas stunt was meaningless. A fourth grader with a Harry Potter magic kit could have pulled it off. If he wants to impress me, he should do something meaningful to unite the country- like naming Ben & Jerry's our national ice cream." Dean declined to comment when he was asked if he was referring to a fourth grader from a public or a parochial school.
2. AvalonerSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 08:04
   and you voted this man for president...wow..sorry but this just sad.
3. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 08:52
   and you voted this man for president...wow..sorry but this just sad. It's a joke :lol:
4. AvalonerSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 10:39
   oh well ...everythings possible I guess, actually I found it strange that e.c. is posting something against bush soo I guess...I missed the point.
5. That DudeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 11:32
   The entire post is absurd (thus why it is funny in American terms at least), and the people who really get the jab here are Helen Thomas and the Media.
6. longbobSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 11:36
   and you voted this man for president...wow..sorry but this just sad. :shock: :lol: Longbob.
7. Uh ohSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 12:55
   man it's all been typed up by EC, even if this shit was somewhat realistic the fact that it has no source proves he just wrote it up.
8. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 15:34
   You will believe it *waves jedi hand*
9. AvalonerSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 16:23
   http://badjojo.com/daily/video.php?var=6.06.06/07.wmv thats why I believed it hehe XD
10. Commando80Salvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 19:06
    Hahah.... I loved that episode!
11. meatlogoSalvaged from archive27 Aug 2006, 01:40
    to damn funny... and whats even funnier is that people actually believed him!!!

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