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1. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive11 Sept 2006, 19:35
   Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows . What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead? A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A. Give it a nipple Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c.u.n.t Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A. So they don't whistle on the way down Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use some lubricant. Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A. Men always miss them.
2. tgd_02Salvaged from archive11 Sept 2006, 20:16
   ROFL
3. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive11 Sept 2006, 23:07
   LMAO!
4. Jack KlompusSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 01:48
   roffles!
5. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive23 Sept 2006, 15:08
   Q: What has Richard Hammond got in common with Elton John....? A:They`ve both got skidmarks on their helmets..... oooooooooooo 2 stars lol

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