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  1. petergriffinSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:31
    about a week and a half ago, my mom drove me and my buddy to taco bell to get some chow. we ordered some cheesey fiesta potatos,a mexician pizza and 2 softshell tacos. WE GOT. 2 hardshell tacos. no cheesey potatos. and when this very small girl handed me the pizza, she held it on its side and all the cheese and stuff fell off it. i waved her back open to the window to tell her my pizza was fucked. b4 she opened the window i read her lips say "oh my fucking god" i was ok with that. i still dont like it when a girl who was so smaller and younger than me thinks she can talk shit to a customer.anywho. we wait for another pizza to be made. and when she hands it to me. guess what? she holds it sideways, looks at me and smiles. that was it. she opened the box that holds the asshole person i am. so i said "lets just go. so i took my HARDshell taco and threw it out the window of the truck and it splattered all over the service window. at the stoplight the assistant manager ran out side and came up to my mom and said "what the fuck is your problem?" by this time i already had my knife out beside me out of sight. he wanted us to put the flashers on in the middle of a 4 lane intersection. so he could chew out my mom. lol i dont think so. i was sitting in the back behind my mom. i put my window down and told him i had thrown it and to lay off my mom. he came over to my door and i opened it a little leaned over and kicked the door as hard as i could. knocking him down. bout that time the light turned green and we went home. im never going to taco bell again. oh ya. they got our plate # and called the cops. the police called us but never showed up.
  2. jabaSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:37
    Keep hiding behind ya mom big fella!
  3. petergriffinSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:38
    do tell me how you got the perception that i was "hiding behind my mom?"
  4. PASalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:40
    about a week and a half ago, my mom drove me and my buddy to taco bell to get some chow. we ordered some cheesey fiesta potatos,a mexician pizza and 2 softshell tacos. WE GOT. 2 hardshell tacos. no cheesey potatos. and when this very small girl handed me the pizza, she held it on its side and all the cheese and stuff fell off it. i waved her back open to the window to tell her my pizza was fucked. b4 she opened the window i read her lips say "oh my fucking god" i was ok with that. i still dont like it when a girl who was so smaller and younger than me thinks she can talk shit to a customer.anywho. we wait for another pizza to be made. and when she hands it to me. guess what? she holds it sideways, looks at me and smiles. that was it. she opened the box that holds the asshole person i am. so i said "lets just go. so i took my HARDshell taco and threw it out the window of the truck and it splattered all over the service window. at the stoplight the assistant manager ran out side and came up to my mom and said "what the fuck is your problem?" by this time i already had my knife out beside me out of sight. he wanted us to put the flashers on in the middle of a 4 lane intersection. so he could chew out my mom. lol i dont think so. i was sitting in the back behind my mom. i put my window down and told him i had thrown it and to lay off my mom. he came over to my door and i opened it a little leaned over and kicked the door as hard as i could. knocking him down. bout that time the light turned green and we went home. im never going to taco bell again. oh ya. they got our plate # and called the cops. the police called us but never showed up. :shock: ........... *backs away*... may i recommend this book? http://www.1st-anger-management.com/images/anger1.jpg
  5. jabaSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:45
    the assistant manager ran out side and came up to my mom and said "what the fuck is your problem?" by this time i already had my knife out beside me out of sight. he wanted us to put the flashers on in the middle of a 4 lane intersection. so he could chew out my mom. lol i dont think so. i was sitting in the back behind my mom. i put my window down and told him i had thrown it and to lay off my mom. You did ask. :mrgreen:
  6. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:52
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/Rene-Valium.gif
  7. jabaSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 19:58
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/Rene-Valium.gif Dihydrocodeine is one of my favourites lol! :mrgreen: Better than aspirin.
  8. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 20:11
    So peter......you didn't have your beretta with you? http://dbg.agentstepp.com/Gunslinger.png
  9. ColziSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 20:16
    http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k24/suffeer/b23219666.gif Should of known :roll: :lol:
  10. petergriffinSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 20:35
    im 16 dude i cant legally carry a firearm.
  11. petergriffinSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 20:36
    the assistant manager ran out side and came up to my mom and said "what the fuck is your problem?" by this time i already had my knife out beside me out of sight. he wanted us to put the flashers on in the middle of a 4 lane intersection. so he could chew out my mom. lol i dont think so. i was sitting in the back behind my mom. i put my window down and told him i had thrown it and to lay off my mom. You did ask. :mrgreen: all you did was highlight the word mom. you did not explain why you said that. smartass. your on my list of idiots now.
  12. tgd_02Salvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 20:47
    pity that all u tools actually read the garbage in this thread waste o time
  13. PASalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 21:02
    do tell me how you got the perception that i was "hiding behind my mom?" i was sitting in the back behind my mom. :P
  14. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 22:06
    hmmmmmm, I didn't see that you were hiding behind your mom, peter. Not if things happened as you wrote.....next time when they screw up your drive-thru order just leave the car at the pick-up window (blocking service) go inside and get your money back. DON'T GET NEW FOOD! The satisfaction will come with the return of the money and delay's at the drive-thru service. Why have I never seen a Mexican-American managing or even working at a Taco Bell?
  15. tgd_02Salvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 22:08
    Why have I never seen a Mexican-American managing or even working at a Taco Bell? cuz those mixto gringos steal, but less than us :lol:
  16. MerrillizerSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 23:25
    What a cunt. I wouldnt have let that go, I wouldve called and reported all those lowlifes working there. I would call 50 times until the were reprimanded. Sons a bitches. I would've stormed right in there. "I'm sorry to inconvenience you, buntsface, but you fucked up my order. Now please make it right, or give me my money back, please. If not, I will punch a hole through your lifespan. Thank you."
  17. MerrillizerSalvaged from archive26 Dec 2006, 23:25
    that was it. she opened the box that holds the asshole person i am. :lol: :lol: :lol: Awesome, you'd get along just great where I'm from. I love it!
  18. jabaSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 05:14
    all you did was highlight the word mom. you did not explain why you said that. smartass. your on my list of idiots now. Do you live in fear dude? Why carry a knife to Taco Bell? Maybe you need it to protect your mother - are there laws against carrying knives? i still dont like it when a girl who was so smaller and younger than me thinks she can talk shit to a customer. You say you are sixteen so this makes the girl how old? I think you should think twice before going outside dude you could end up stabbed with your own knife - stick with your room.
  19. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 09:02
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/Rene-Valium.gif Dihydrocodeine is one of my favourites lol! :mrgreen: Better than aspirin. I take those. :)
  20. BrixtonSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 09:13
    http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/96/A1965E-md.jpg :lol:
  21. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 10:49
    If what you describe is actually true, your behaviour is outwith normal parameters. Being rude is one thing (unnecessary but it happens).......but throwing food around is for toddlers/people who can't control themselves or their emotions. I'm not talking about food fights - enjoyed a few of those! I posted a while back describing how I had to go back three (or four - can't remember now) times to get my order correct at McDonald's drive through. The kids working there are PEOPLE and should be treated with respect even when they screw up (don't you ever screw up?). ....and what the hell were you going to do with the knife? Murder someone over some immature SNIT over fast food? Forget fast food......do you like prison food?
  22. PASalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 10:54
    may i recommend this book? http://www.1st-anger-management.com/images/anger1.jpg ditto :wink:
  23. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 10:55
    may i recommend this book? http://www.1st-anger-management.com/images/anger1.jpg ditto :wink: Hey Privates. Thank you again for helping me with my avatar. I worry for this kid if what he says is actually true. :?
  24. PASalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 10:57
    may i recommend this book? http://www.1st-anger-management.com/images/anger1.jpg ditto :wink: He Privates. Thank you again for helping me with my avatar. I worry for this kid if what he says is actually true. :? lol... (i finally fell asleep!) hey he's the next columbine kid :wink: :shock:
  25. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 11:00
    YEah id do the same..
  26. PASalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 11:02
    o0o0o cai!!! i L-0-V-E your sig!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
  27. petergriffinSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 14:31
    i didnt carry my knife there. i always keep one in the console. and no there are no laws for carrying knifes as long as its concelled(sp?)
  28. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 14:53
    i didnt carry my knife there. i always keep one in the console. and no there are no laws for carrying knifes as long as its concelled(sp?) Most States control carrying concealed weapons (knives included). Some states and municipalities regulate them by the length of the blade, others allow you to carry in a sheath, exposed on your belt. This includes folding, locking or regular sheath knifes like you may carry when hunting. I would advise against ever pulling a knife on someone until you are trained to use it in a fight.
  29. PASalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 14:58
    i didnt carry my knife there. i always keep one in the console. and no there are no laws for carrying knifes as long as its concelled(sp?) :roll:
  30. petergriffinSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 18:39
    i had it out just in case. its better to have one and not need it. than need it and not have it. also this is the knife i had. im also training with it for tricks and such. http://www.balisongxtreme.com/freestyle.htm There are four elements to legitimate self defense, and they must all be present simultaneously in order for there to be a situation where deadly self-defensive actions are warranted. They are: ~Ability ~Opportunity ~Manifest intent (imminent jeopardy) ~Preclusion An "ability" is simply an injurious capacity. It usually manifests itself in the form of a weapon of some sort, but not always. Serious injury can be inflicted by many individuals using no weapon at all. The person you applied deadly force against must have been "able" to kill you or inflict serious bodily harm. Threats alone do not suffice, unless he had the ability in hand to carry them out. If you were attacked by a person much larger than yourself, or by someone using martial arts techniques, or several individuals at the same time, you may reasonably conclude that he/they had the ability to seriously injure or kill you, even though they may have been technically "unarmed." Disparity in size, age, strength, sex, and the level of aggressiveness of the involved parties are all important matters when considering the element of "ability." When considering the element of "opportunity," we must have a situation where this attacker, in addition to having an "ability," was also in a position to bring the destructive powers of his ability to bear effectively upon you. The question is, were you within the effective range of his weapon(s)? For example, a knife or bludgeon is harmless in the hands of someone standing twenty meters away from you, yet either can be deadly if the person is standing within arm's reach, or is several meters away but closing fast. A firearm, on the other hand, is considered deadly at any range. You are in "imminent jeopardy" when the attacker unmistakably indicates, by words and/or actions, that it is his intention to kill or seriously injure you, and further, that he intends to do so at once. Your are not permitted to use deadly force to defend yourself against nebulous threats. The danger must be mortal and imminent. It must appear that the circumstances were sufficient to occasion the legitimate fears of a reasonable person, and that you acted under the influence of those fears, not in a spirit of negligence or criminal assault. When a person has reasonable grounds for believing, and does in fact actually believe, that the danger of his being killed or seriously injured is imminent, he is permitted by law to act in self-defense based on those appearances even, if necessary, to the extent of using lethal force. This is true even if it turns out that the appearances were misleading and the person was thus honestly mistaken as to the real extent of the danger. It is for the jury to decide whether appearances of danger were sufficient so as to justify the defensive actions that were taken. No one is expected to wait until they have absolute and incontrovertible knowledge that a threat is real. However, there must be an overt act coupled with that threat. The point is, it does no matter if your attacker's "weapon" later proves to be a toy, or non-functional, or unloaded. So long as, under the circumstances, you had good reason to believe (reasonable belief) that the weapon was real and functional and that he intended to use it to harm you forthwith, your defensive actions will likely be considered reasonable and appropriate. Remember, you will be judged only with regard to what you knew and reasonably believed to be true at the time. You will not be judged based upon facts and circumstances of which you had no cognizance. "Intent" is, after all, a mental process. We therefore cannot perceive intent directly. We can only infer it from the person's actions and/or words. Accordingly, it is an error to say, "He was going to kill me." How do you know? Are you a prophet, or mind-reader? The fact is that you don't know what was going through his mind. The correct way to phrase it is: "It looked as if he was going to kill me." That way, you correctly identify your motivating factor as his actions, which you can see, not his thoughts, which you cannot see. Intent is not strictly necessary for imminent jeopardy to be present. You can, for example, be placed in lethal danger by an individual acting with extreme carelessness but who may have no specific intention of harming you. "Preclusion" simply means that all other options were precluded. In other words, you used deadly force only as a last, desperate resort. The jury must be persuaded that, under the circumstances, you had no logical or reasonable alternative but to use deadly force to defend yourself. Generally, the more self-restraint you use, the more "reasonable" your actions will look. In fact, "self-restraint" is a key word, particularly if you used a firearm. It is desirable for the jury to see your actions as judicious, restrained, reasonable, and retrogressive. They should believe you made every reasonable effort to abate the situation, even including the use of non-lethal force, before finally resorting to the use of deadly force. Conversely, they should see your attacker's actions as precipitous, unwarranted, barbarous, and unconscionable. Some states require preclusion as a component of legitimate self-defense. Some more liberally-inclined state legislatures have even based "mandatory retreat laws." In general, the require a person to retreat from an attack, rather than use deadly force to repel it, even when the person attacked otherwise has a right to be where he is. Generally, mandatory retreat laws apply to every situation, except when the victim is in his own home. The outcome of criminal and civil court proceeding alike is often determined not so much by how a particular law is written, as it is by "courtroom poker." The winner is usually the one who can cause a jury to be sympathetic to his side, and preclusion is often the magic ingredient. The decision to use deadly force always hinges upon a balance of two opposing imperatives: risk exposure and restraint. Exposure to risk is, of course, inherent to all human activity. Risk cannot be entirely purged from any endeavor, but is must be identified, controlled, and minimized. Everyone is expected to expose themselves to some risk during the course of their daily activities. It is an understood condition of life. However, no one is expected or required to expose themselves to unreasonable or suicidal risk. In any situation, as a person's risk exposure increases, he is permitted by law to take reasonable measure to reduce it, restraining himself from using deadly force until such a time as risk exposure has escalated, or is about to escalate, to unacceptable levels. At that point, deadly force may be employed if it is the only reasonable avenue through which the risk can be reduced. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  31. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:16
    o0o0o cai!!! i L-0-V-E your sig!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: y thank you..
  32. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:35
    i didnt carry my knife there. i always keep one in the console. and no there are no laws for carrying knifes as long as its concelled(sp?) http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg http://dbg.agentstepp.com/1020life.jpg
  33. PASalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:41
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg that is freakin hilarious!!! :lol:
  34. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:44
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg that is freakin hilarious!!! :lol: PeterGriffin strikes again, leaving Tinkerbell widowed for the third time! :cry: http://dbg.agentstepp.com/tinkerbell.gif
  35. ColziSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:47
    Ok so moral of the story is DONT EAT JUNK FOOD - Got it! :wink:
  36. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 19:48
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg that is freakin hilarious!!! :lol: aww poor thing.. come here let me help yah..
  37. ColziSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 20:05
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg that is freakin hilarious!!! :lol: aww poor thing.. come here let me help yah.. He was cheating on Miss gnome with a frog - http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8641/gnome20elf2020fro… :roll: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5588/zoomflowerexc600m…
  38. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 20:09
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/gnome.jpg that is freakin hilarious!!! :lol: aww poor thing.. come here let me help yah.. He was cheating on Miss gnome with a frog - http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8641/gnome20elf2020fro… :roll: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5588/zoomflowerexc600m… OHH i hate cheaters.. could somebody give me a knife?? i need to stb a gnome..
  39. ColziSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 20:12
    In fairness - he thought the frog would turn into a prince.
  40. petergriffinSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 21:07
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841903_paddi… DERAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  41. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive27 Dec 2006, 21:27
    http://dbg.agentstepp.com/owned.jpg
  42. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:13
    Ok so moral of the story is DONT EAT JUNK FOOD - Got it! :wink:The moral of the story is - 'Get the order right or get stabbed bitch!' :shock:
  43. ColziSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:15
    Ok so moral of the story is DONT EAT JUNK FOOD - Got it! :wink:The moral of the story is - 'Get the order right or get stabbed bitch!' :shock: The Customers ALWAYS wrong . ~ Taco Bell ~ have a nice day ~
  44. steppman2Salvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 02:12
    OHH i hate cheaters.. could somebody give me a knife?? i need to stb a gnome.. I'd give you this one if I hadn't lost it long ago! ;) http://www.agentstepp.com/files/knife.gif
  45. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 02:35
    OHH i hate cheaters.. could somebody give me a knife?? i need to stb a gnome.. I'd give you this one if I hadn't lost it long ago! ;) http://www.agentstepp.com/files/knife.gif Put that down! :shock: ..........and no running with scissors EITHER!
  46. steppman2Salvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 02:40
    Put that down! :shock: ..........and no running with scissors EITHER! Never! :twisted:
  47. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 10:39
    http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/scissorsgnome.jpg
  48. ColziSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 12:36
    http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/scissorsgnome.jpg :roll: Missus Caught him with the garden frog ! - i dunno these gnomes thier all it :roll:
  49. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 12:37
    Hahaha Colzi. Frog sex!
  50. tgd_02Salvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 12:37
    yall go to the bathroom yet? nows the time to go to the bathroom we just gon hang here gona do some stuff u go peeppe we'll pause its ok, not gonna miss anything
  51. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 12:43
    Okaaaaay....wait fer me! http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Simmons/Potty-Training-P…
  52. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive31 Dec 2006, 12:45
    Okaaaaay....wait fer me! http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Simmons/Potty-Training-P… Happy New Year Oz. I hope you're not still sitting there at midnight..... (and thanks for keeping this place safe).
  53. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 17:40
    Peter Griffin.....is this your mom? http://www.wftv.com/news/10650370/detail.html
  54. Fuck I'm DeadSalvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 18:12
    Why have I never seen a Mexican-American managing or even working at a Taco Bell? cuz those mixto gringos steal, but less than us :lol: lol tgd ure awesome
  55. jabaSalvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 18:28
    lol tgd ure awesome Why? Because he calls white people gringo's? Wow! I bet he never stole nothing for real in his life lol!
  56. tgd_02Salvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 21:44
    lol tgd ure awesome Why? Because he calls white people gringo's? Wow! I bet he never stole nothing for real in his life lol! lol i forgot u were watching me all ur life!
  57. scrape98Salvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 22:22
    why does everyone act so shocked someone carries a knife. i hardly ever leave the house without a folding knife in my pocket. not that im worried about protection, but its honestly the best tool in the world. you never know when it could come in handy. i admit a butterfly knife is a little extreme to carry, but theres nothing wrong with toting a knife, as long as youre not carrying it with bad intentions.
  58. scrape98Salvaged from archive3 Jan 2007, 22:29
    oh yeah and as far as the order getting screwed up. i would be nice and polite as i could be, but when the little cunt came up and done the same thing again with a smirk on her face (which means she obviously knew what she was doing), she would have wore that freakin mexican pizza. and when the manager came running up to my car running his cock trap, the knife would have got left in the seat, and he would have probly caught a beat down.
  59. Fuck I'm DeadSalvaged from archive4 Jan 2007, 11:41
    lol tgd ure awesome Why? Because he calls white people gringo's? Wow! I bet he never stole nothing for real in his life lol! No. Just saying something about "gringos" would be a cheap insult, but he relativised it by making some fun of himself. That's what made me chuckle :wink:

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