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  1. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 01:47
    Ok I am sure you all get forwards in your email. So anything you find that is interesting post it here. I got a couple. Most recent ones so they are just Ok. Ill get some better ones later. Doesnt have to be a joke btw. ______________ DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... > This one is for everyone who: > > a) has kids, > > b) had kids, > > c) was a kid, > > d) knows a kid > > e) is going to have kids. > > > > I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter > was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. > > > > Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. > > Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing > on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. > > > > I said, "What's wrong, honey?" > > > > She replied, "What happened to my booger?" ____________________ How to Keep a Woman Happy It's not difficult? All you have to do is to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A gynecologist 15. A psychologist 16. A pest exterminator 17. A psychiatrist 18. A healer 19. A good listener 20. An organizer 21. A good father 22. Very clean 23. Sympathetic 24. Athletic 25. Warm 26. Attentive 27. Gallant 28. Intelligent 29. Funny 30. Creative 31. Tender 32. Strong 33. Understanding 34. Tolerant 35. Prudent 36. Ambitious 37. Capable 38. Courageous 39. Determined 40. True 41. Dependable 44. Passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping 46. Be honest 47. Be very rich 48. Not stress her out 49. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT : 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : Easily 1. Leave him in peace 2. Feed him well. 3. Let him have the remote control ___________________________________
  2. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 01:56
    hahaha goodie :) Im looking through and a lot of the forwards are powerpoint and videos. So Ill just be sticking to text for now.
  3. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 02:12
    hehe nice one. Ok I found one that was already uploaded so what the hell Ill post it here. This is a pic taken after the Israeli bombing on Lebanon. http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/chebbez/Oldhabits.jpg
  4. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 02:27
    BANN BANN BANN lol I hate those!!
  5. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 04:17
    Another forward I found :) Israeli Cows 'Invade' South Lebanon Source: Naharnet ------ The grass is greener in Hizbullah-controlled territory. Literally. Dozens of hungry cows whose pasture land in northern Israel has been reduced to ashes by the daily rain of rockets found a hole in the border fence and moved to Lebanon for healthier grazing, the Yediot Aharonot reported Thursday. According to the daily, the more than 3,000 rockets that have been fired by Hizbullah have set fire to 100 sq km of pasture where cows used to graze. The cows used a breach made in the border by Israeli units who have been battling the group since the start of a massive offensive in Lebanon on July 12.
  6. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 12:59
    This thread is a good idea Cheb. Re this: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : Easily 1. Leave him in peace 2. Feed him well. 3. Let him have the remote control A man wants a woman he can be really close to who will leave him alone!
  7. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 13:46
    I haven't got a forward or a piece of spam in my e-mail for over 2 years... :?
  8. PASalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:01
    I haven't got a forward or a piece of spam in my e-mail for over 2 years... :? lucky dog
  9. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:02
    I haven't got a forward or a piece of spam in my e-mail for over 2 years... :? lucky dog You want an @agentstepp.com e-mail address? It's hosted by gmail! ;)
  10. PASalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:03
    I haven't got a forward or a piece of spam in my e-mail for over 2 years... :? lucky dog You want an @agentstepp.com e-mail address? It's hosted by gmail! ;) serious?
  11. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:03
    serious? Of course!
  12. PASalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:04
    serious? Of course! ok then, how do i get one?
  13. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:15
    serious? Of course! ok then, how do i get one? PM me the username and password you want and I'll make it...you can change your pass after it's made if you want. ;)
  14. PASalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:17
    PM me the username and password you want and I'll make it...you can change your pass after it's made if you want. ;) does it matter if the username is already in use by say, aol?
  15. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:19
    PM me the username and password you want and I'll make it...you can change your pass after it's made if you want. ;) does it matter if the username is already in use by say, aol? It can be anything @ agentstepp.com except daniel, danielns84, or Jeremiah...everything else is free. ;)
  16. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:22
    Can I have one?
  17. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:30
    Can I have one? Absolutely! But I thought I made you one already...lemme check...
  18. steppman2Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 15:08
    Anyone else want one?
  19. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 15:14
    I haven't got a forward or a piece of spam in my e-mail for over 2 years... :? lucky dog You want an @agentstepp.com e-mail address? It's hosted by gmail! ;) I'm down!
  20. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 15:28
    What is the advantage of having one?
  21. ChebSalvaged from archive11 Jan 2007, 05:04
    Bump! " STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R. http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/chebbez/image001.jpg My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read: STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognised, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNISING A STROKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognise the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognise a stroke by asking three simple questions: S * Ask the individual to SMILE . T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) ( i.e. . . It is sunny out today). R * A sk him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 000 immediately!! and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
  22. ChebSalvaged from archive11 Jan 2007, 06:44
    Haha Hails, I feel like we are only entertaining each other :)

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