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my joyful trip to Oatcake Annies

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  1. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 08:48
    about a week and a half ago, my daughter drove me and my mate to Oatcake Annies to get some grub. we ordered some cheesey jacket potatos,a bacon and cheese filled oatcake and 2 buttered piklates. WE GOT. 2 un-buttered piklates. no cheesey jacket potatos. and when this very small fat girl handed me the filled oatcake, she held it on its side and all the cheese and stuff fell off it. i waved her back open to the window to tell her my oatcake was fucked. b4 she opened the window i read her lips say "oh you fat fuckin twat" i was ok with that. i still dont like it when a girl who was so smaller, fatter and younger than me thinks she can talk shit to a customer.anywho. we wait for another bacon and cheese oatcake to be made. and when she hands it to me. guess what? she holds it sideways, looks at me and smiles. that was it. she opened the box that holds the arsehole person i am. so i said "lets just go. so i took my UN-BUTTERED piklate and threw it out the window of the car and it splattered all over the service window. at the traffic light the assistant manager ran out side and came up to my daughter and said "what the fuck is your problem?" by this time i already had my sawn-off out beside me out of sight. he wanted us to put the hazard lights on in the middle of a 2 lane crossroads. so he could rant out at my daughter. lol i dont think so. i was sitting in the back behind my daughter (next to the console?). i put my window down and told him i had thrown it and to lay off my daughter. he came over to my door and i opened it a little leaned over and kicked the door as hard as i could. knocking him down. bout that time the light turned green and we went home. im never going to Oatcake Annies again. oh yeh. they got our registration and called the plod. the police called us but never turned up.
  2. ColziSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 08:57
    heh heh heh hysterics did u have a knife!
  3. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 08:59
    My daughter wont allow me to take a knife to the oatcake shop anymore. :shock:
  4. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:10
    Thats OK Jaba...I know where ya can get one here in the States! It's a good knife (only used once at a fast food joint stateside)....perhaps I can get the owner to ship it to ya! But I am confused....Why bring a knife to a Gun Fight?
  5. ColziSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:13
    Thats OK Jaba...I know where ya can get one here in the States! It's a good knife (only used once at a fast food joint stateside)....perhaps I can get the owner to ship it to ya! But I am confused....Why bring a knife to a Gun Fight? YEA :? :roll: BRING AN AXE FRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!
  6. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:16
    Mine is a Swiss Army knife - it's got an axe on it lol! :mrgreen:
  7. ColziSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:17
    Mine is a Swiss Army knife - it's got an axe on it lol! :mrgreen: I would buy one! Fook the Corkscrew n spanners ! :mrgreen:
  8. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:35
    You mean these? http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e42/jabathut/swiss-army…
  9. ColziSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 09:45
    You mean these? http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e42/jabathut/swiss-army… Ive heard that ^ ^ costs n arm n a leg! Can i have a list of whats what! Or lets play a game WHATS ON SWISS ARMY KNIFE ! :P Ok maybe not :roll: Whats the long ariel looking one for :?
  10. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 12:32
    First laugh for today!
  11. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:54
    So now im confused. I dont get it: http://www.filecabi.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13516 Im not sure what to make out of this?
  12. PASalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 14:57
    jaba made a parody of petergriffin's whining :wink: :lol:
  13. ChebSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 15:00
    lol i thought so...but i didnt wanna join in without being 100% sure. Thought somehow there might be some other connection. Good one ;)
  14. tgd_02Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 15:08
    like i said to that other ass stfu
  15. jabaSalvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 22:23
    Greaseball alert.
  16. tgd_02Salvaged from archive28 Dec 2006, 23:33
    dont worry we all know wen u first posted
  17. jabaSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 00:30
    dont worry we all know wen u first posted Oh it nearly spoke English. Just for the record I don't give a flying fuck about when I first posted. What is all this we supposed to mean? Have I upset your clique or something? How come you get away with calling people bitches, tools, gringos, asses and such? This is from the gaming room to prove a point. u actually typed this or did ur whore mom type it for ur fat ass again? Greaseball.
  18. steppman2Salvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 01:21
    Seriously guys...does it really matter that much?
  19. MonstermashSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 01:32
    I liked that parody, but is there a part two? :)
  20. jabaSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 01:35
    Your turn Monstermash - make it a Welsh style interpretation please. :mrgreen: Are you working today?
  21. tgd_02Salvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 09:47
    dont worry we all know wen u first posted Oh it nearly spoke English. Just for the record I don't give a flying fuck about when I first posted. What is all this we supposed to mean? Have I upset your clique or something? How come you get away with calling people bitches, tools, gringos, asses and such? This is from the gaming room to prove a point. u actually typed this or did ur whore mom type it for ur fat ass again? Greaseball. 1. im special 2. get over it 3. yes u are
  22. jabaSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 11:37
    You're more like 'special needs' greaseball.
  23. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 11:58
    STOP THE FLAMES or get in line for a STRIKE!
  24. tgd_02Salvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 14:05
    waaa waaa
  25. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 14:57
    waaa,waaa My AZZ! You peeps know the rulz and we hav bin very lenient wit them! Sum of U already hav at least 1 strike....maybe 2, I hav ta check, wait here! ......YUP! If use guys cant post witout postin' flames...DON'T POST AT ALL!
  26. jabaSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 15:33
    like i said to that other ass stfu WTF do you call this then Oz? :wink:
  27. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 15:38
    like i said to that other ass stfu WTF do you call this then Oz? :wink: I call it a FLAME! And it is going to STOP! My posts are directed at everyone! Why should the Mods have to read every post in every forum to check for Flames? You regular members know the rules and we shouldn't have to BABYSIT you! If you want to Flame...Take it to the FIGHT ROOM! END OF CONVERSATION!
  28. tgd_02Salvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 17:13
    yea i already got 3 strikes ima waiting for TG to come ban my IP
  29. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive29 Dec 2006, 17:24
    yea i already got 3 strikes ima waiting for TG to come ban my IP You are TG! Top Gun Dude!
  30. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive30 Dec 2006, 01:14
    Remind you of anyone? "Mad as hell" Doctors aim to add 'dysfunctional anger' to diagnostic manual: Published: Friday, December 29, 2006 Dr. Ray DiGiuseppe's patients have thrown sandwiches at the person behind the deli counter because they didn't have the right amount of mayonnaise. They think for days about how much they hate someone and seethe over every slight, real or imagined. They have a roster of names on their "I'm-never-going-to-speak-to-that-person-again" list, and they're on a lot of other people's lists, too". The whole article is too long to post here.

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