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  1. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive18 Jan 2007, 09:54
    A British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines," he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no-one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, dear."
  2. PASalvaged from archive18 Jan 2007, 15:59
    :lol: lol :lol: lol :lol: this one was great :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/beercandle/hahaha/sm…
  3. The JokerSalvaged from archive18 Jan 2007, 23:07
    HAHA!! thats grate ....
  4. tgd_02Salvaged from archive19 Jan 2007, 00:33
    in yo face biatch
  5. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive19 Jan 2007, 01:05
    colzi will like this one... haha

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