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1. MachomachoSalvaged from archive25 Jan 2007, 16:49
   "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly, he'll basically give you a hard time. He'll be bigger, faster, and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, But, he'll be pretty good in the sack." "I can put up with that," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, there is one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." :D :D :D _____________________________ shemale and sexy shoes (http://shemalesex.iwannaforum.com)
2. snufftelectSalvaged from archive25 Jan 2007, 18:17
   Thread moved to "Humour and Jokes" section.
3. MontysDoubleSalvaged from archive13 Sept 2007, 05:55
   George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name." Stanley ",responds the little boy."And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions Sir: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? "Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question? "Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds."And what is your question, Little Johnnie?" "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the Hell happened to Stanley ?"
4. JegarSalvaged from archive13 Sept 2007, 17:40
   Thread bumper :(
5. tgd_02Salvaged from archive14 Sept 2007, 21:22
   ^^^ teh roflz
6. BorromulanSalvaged from archive14 Sept 2007, 22:39
   How do you keep a moron in suspense??? I'll tell you tomorrow.
7. ceehound619Salvaged from archive14 Sept 2007, 23:05
   "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly, he'll basically give you a hard time. He'll be bigger, faster, and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, But, he'll be pretty good in the sack." "I can put up with that," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, there is one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." :D :D :D _____________________________ shemale and sexy shoes (http://shemalesex.iwannaforum.com) 2/10 .... bout as funny as a 2 story porta-potty... nice try though. :xyxthumbs:
8. BorromulanSalvaged from archive17 Sept 2007, 02:33
   Two bulls were standing on a hill overlooking the pasture full of females. The young bull says, "Wow look at all of those girls, let's run down there and fuck one of em!" The older bull says, "Let's walk down there, and fuck em all."
9. Lord Satan 666Salvaged from archive17 Sept 2007, 03:45
   YoUR JoKE iS Not FuNNy.
10. JennCWHSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2007, 21:08
    I found this joke to be rather amusing, but then- I would. heh heh. :D
11. BorromulanSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2007, 21:37
    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
12. ceehound619Salvaged from archive19 Sept 2007, 22:21
    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." :1orglaugh: niiiiiceee.

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