Salvaged from the original FileCabi forum (2007–2008) · usernames as they were then.
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| tech-guy | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 http://www.filecabi.net/video/singslikeagirl.html |
| verscharren | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 holy shit this is scary..... |
| HeyBuddy | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Are we sure he wasn't lip syncing? Part of me is impressed. The other part is confused. |
| halo420 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 wow even im disturbed- Master Chief |
| wireworks1 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 what a homo:angry-smiley-056: |
| CanadianIdiot | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by wireworks1
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what a homo:angry-smiley-056:
what a good first post...
but yea its scary |
| DaisyDontDuke | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 That's not fair. |
| matango | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 A modern day castrato... |
| bjorn | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 he must be on hormones
the female ones of course |
| doomyst | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Is he a eunuch? |
| AndrewHerley | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 lol yes he is a eunuch or just gay maybe |
| logandk | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 What a great voice. |
| ICE420 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 He must have his balls in a vice . |
| Uncle Weasel | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Sounds like Michael Jackson..but then again..the eunuch topic has already been broached. |
| Squiffy | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Fake |
| gabucho77 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 .... |
| brownbearclan | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 So did he win? This man a future in Branson if he didn't lol.
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Originally Posted by CanadianIdiot
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what a good first post...
but yea its scary
LOL no kidding huh! It's like hi, I'm wireworks1 and I'm a homophobe. Way to pop that Filecabi cherry.
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Originally Posted by matango
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A modern day castrato...
That's kinda what I was thinking too...but then he talks in a semi-normal voice... |
| bjorn | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 someone must have kicked him in the balls before he started singing |
| d4nimal666 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 fake as fuck we want singing that,ands it on another site wich says its a fake in the description |
| steph-style | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 rofl nearly as gay as this french singer: Christophe something.. he was all day long on the fucking TV!! |
| dedman1970 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 his testicles must not have dropped yet |
| Horatius | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 It's called Falsetto, you fuckwits. |
| HeyBuddy | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by Horatius
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It's called Falsetto, you fuckwits.
Damn, and I thought it was called an internet video. |
| artgod33 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by HeyBuddy
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Damn, and I thought it was called in internet video.
DAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN!!
OH SNAP!
HA! |
| ApeWithNukes | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 This happens when you are always wearing way too tight jeans. |
| dzangseka | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Anyone can sing like this when they have a lit hahahahahaha with razors in the wax shoved up their ass with the promise that it'll be removed when they sound like a fucking singing mermaid. It's a big incentive. It only took this guy four sets to get it right. |
| mind_hacker | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Michael Jackson has competition....damn. |
| Skyhigh | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 I'm confuzzled |
| Bushga | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 TEACH ME HOW TO SING LIKE A FEMALE! lol thats awesome |
| Dj_Link | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Impressive range for a male. That's some ridiculous talent... Although... It is a tad scary. |
| skunk the disc golfer | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Someone help me find that thread about who we would go gay for. I have a new entry.
I'll admit.....I'm a little freaked out.
I close my eyes and think I'm being serenaded by a Mermaid.
http://myfishysite.vegard2.no/mermaids/DarylHannah-Splash… |
| woodenbook.case | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 FAKE,
AS FAKE AS HIS ATTEMPT AT 'RETRO GRANDFATHER' CHIC, WITH A FARMER'S FLATCAP AND WOOLY CARDIGAN, HE DESERVES ABUSE.
And, what the hell is he pretending to sing a woman's song for anyway, there is nothing cool about being a guy who sings very like a woman. He just doubley sucks.
RULE NO 1 OF LIFE.
IS YOU ARE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE REALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING, MAKE IT SOMETHING DESIRABLE*
* because otherwise you are wasting your fucking time (and my time watching you). |
| bbhood | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 He still sounds like a dude to me, even when he's singin' like a drag queen. |
| Sicky | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 Scary, but you can't see his hands half of the time... he's probably just squeezing the shit out of his balls to get all those high notes!!! |
| Corey7733 | Posted: 3 Dec 2007, 00:00 he been kicked in the testis too many times. |
| matango | Posted: 4 Dec 2007, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by Horatius
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It's called Falsetto, you fuckwits.
Not really. Falsetto is a technique used to sing higher up than one's usual range. It may sound effeminate when used by a male performer but the result are inevitably "fake" (falso means false in Italian). Think the Bee Gees.
They may sound like a bunch of pansies but they definitely dont sound like girls.
This guy's timbre on the other hand is inherently female- like. I would easily believe that this voice was coming from a female with a lowish, mezzo soprano or alto range.
In the 17th and 18th century this kind of vocal prowess was obtained in designated men by simply chopping off their balls before they reached puberty - the famous castrati of early Italian opera. So, unless his music loving mum took a knife to this guy here when he was a kid or he was tazered on the testicles by an over zealous trooper for parking his bike in the wrong spot, he must be a bit of a freak of nature, perhaps affected by some hormonal condition. Nice voice though! |
| csccritter | Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 00:00 him and Clay Aiken are lovers....but on another note..did he win? |
| S14DGENER8 | Posted: 11 Dec 2007, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by wireworks1
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what a homo
hahaha true that |
| DEStRucto | Posted: 12 Dec 2007, 00:00 hahaha! nice! |
| Sanan | Posted: 16 Dec 2007, 00:00 ok the female toons from disney films wont have the same appeal ever again |
| sweethoney | Posted: 7 Feb 2008, 00:00 DID HE WIN? HE SHOULD |
| Axeman | Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 00:00 at least he knew his duet partner wont be late..........
dont u think he has the look of that jensen guy off supernatural....(the wife demands i watch it lol)
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n105/axeman02/images-1… |
| Killa-B | Posted: 11 Feb 2008, 00:00 Quote:
Originally Posted by BleedingHeart23
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Its like god gave us all a box of crowns, some are brigher than others...
you mean crayons? and some are brighter than others? |
| Afronaught | Posted: 11 Feb 2008, 00:00 No he means Crowns and some are Brigher than others....
He's got a russian spellchecker.....
the Czech is in the Male...... |
| Killa-B | Posted: 11 Feb 2008, 00:00 ^^^^^^ LOL thats great |
| SkInHoUnD | Posted: Fuck me...how did I not see this before....I didnt know Locklear could sing! |
| Locklear | Posted: Quote:
Originally Posted by SkInHoUnD
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Fuck me...how did I not see this before....I didnt know Locklear could sing!
Fuck yeah, I sing like a champ. Now we just need a video of you doing what you're a pro at.
Sucking dick. |
| SkInHoUnD | Posted: Quote:
Originally Posted by Locklear
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Fuck yeah, I sing like a champ. Now we just need a video of you doing what you're a pro at.
Sucking dick.
Wow that was a very well put together come back.... ingenious really.
Right up there with I know you are but what am I. |
| Drag-ON | Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 00:00 ok, he sounds exactly like celine dion. when he talks he sounds like justin timberlake. that other video of him singing a whole new world was freaky too, but proved he can be sorta not so flaming. chicks would go crazy for dudes that can sing that (male part only) like that. when he sang the girl parts, well, didnt quite sound like the real chick. Good talent but he should stick to singing the male parts, compete with JT.
p.s., this makes you wonder about all those disney movies u seen where some princess sang some awesome song doesnt it? |
| Guest | Posted: someone should inform this dude its the little mermaid not the little transsexual |
| Guest | Posted: wau wahnsinns stimme einfach klasse |