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That Dude
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 14 Mar 2006, 09:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
In the middle of a desperate firefight, a soldier and his commissar ended up back-to-back. As they both were blazing away at the enemy, the soldier frantically asked his commanding officer, "I'm almost out of ammunition! What should I do?"
The commissar replied quickly, "Don't worry, these guys are idiots! Just point your finger at them and yell out BANG as loud as you can!"
Of course, the soldier thought this is the stupidest idea ever, but doesn't say so. They eventually separated and the soldier soon found himself alone and out of breath, hiding in a shelled-out building as he took inventory. His commissar was not too far off, still blazing away and shouting.
The soldier soon saw that he was, indeed, out of ammunition. "Oh great!" He thought to himself, "Now if I keep fighting, the enemy is going to shoot me and I'll die. If I don't keep fighting, and run away like a sane man, my commissar is going to shoot me and I'll die." As he sat pondering his predicament and what to do, an enemy soldier suddenly burst through the door. Panicking, the soldier did the first thing he could think of - he brought his hands up to mimick a gun and screamed out as loud as he coul, "BANG! BANG!"
Instantly, the enemy soldier flopped over, twitched once, and died.
The soldier sat there dumbfounded for a moment, then confidently took to the streets with his super weapon. He stormed through the enemy lines, shooting down all enemies he could find with his hand-pistol, and dead enemy soldiers soon littered the ground all around him. As he was just convincing himself that he would go down as his nation's greatest war hero, he saw one lone enemy charging him like a madman. Confident still, he brought his hand up and shouted out loudly, "BANG! BANG!"
The enemy did not die, but kept coming.
A bit more worried now, the soldier shouted out again, louder this time, "BANG! BANG!"
The soldier was still coming after him, and he started panicking, shouting out "BANG! BANG!" as loudly as he could until his throat was hoarse.
The last thing the soldier ever heard:
"I'm a tank! I'm a tank! I'm a tank! I'm a tank!"
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Old, but I still think it's hilarious. :) |
Grimmancer
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 14 Mar 2006, 11:28 · [Salvaged from Archive]
HAHA sweet! LOL thanks!!! |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Mar 2006, 07:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ah wow good one mans |
