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hani
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 3 Apr 2006, 14:32 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Share ur favorite joke here at least one :lol:
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!"
"My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"
"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."
"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday." |
MoneyMike16
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Apr 2006, 23:24 · [Salvaged from Archive]
haha.
Q. What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm.
A. Getting raped |
Kryptin07
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Apr 2006, 08:43 · [Salvaged from Archive]
3 men are lost in the jungle. They get captured by cannibles. The cannibles take the 3 men to their king and the king tells them they must perform a task if they wish to live. The King tells them they must go and collect 10 fruit of one kind.
1st Guy Goes Out and comes back and he has with him 10 apples. The King tells him he must stick them up his ass without maken any expression at all. The guy gets 1 in, then a on the 2nd one he winces in pain so they eat him.
2nd Guy Goes Out and comes back with 10 cherries. The King then tells him what to do. The guy gets 1...2....3....4....5....6.....7.....8..... and on the 9th one he bursts out laughing. So they eat him.
So the 1st and the 2nd guy meet in heaven he's like "dude why the hell did you laugh i mean, you had 2 more to go?!?!"
and the 2nd Guy responds by saying. "dude i couldn't help it i saw the 3rd guy with pineapples!" |
