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SkyDiver Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:23 · [Salvaged from Archive] Funny Qoute by Stefan Bergman I speak twelve languages. English is the best test. Funny Qoute by Jacques Languirand Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Funny Qoute by Ken Dodd My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'. Funny Qoute by Evelyn Waugh Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. Funny Qoute by Woody Allen In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows. Funny Qoute by Buddy Hackett My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. Funny Qoute by Joe Namath Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'. Funny Qoute by Roseanne Barr The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Funny Qoute by Rita Rudner Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in. Funny Qoute by Jilly Cooper The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.[/b]
phoenixobert Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 24 May 2006, 03:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] you do know that Quote is spelled wrong on EVERY one of those right?
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 27 Jul 2006, 16:26 · [Salvaged from Archive] you do know that Quote is spelled wrong on EVERY one of those right?ROFL...... pwnt
babadi Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 16:30 · [Salvaged from Archive] you do know that Quote is spelled wrong on EVERY one of those right? yet he spells quotations right
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 13:02 · [Salvaged from Archive] He probably copied and pasted from a site, and the site owner who posted them probably spelled quote wrong.
crazyjoe Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 3 Aug 2006, 21:21 · [Salvaged from Archive] "Those who quote themselves are fools"- Unanimous
cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Oct 2006, 23:34 · [Salvaged from Archive] "The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards" - Billy Connolly "Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't" - Stephen Leacock "Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up" - Oscar Wilde "Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers." - Alan Coren "To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother" - Barry Humphries "Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles." - George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946 "The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it" - Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales. "America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation" - Georges Clemenceau "Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse" - Dame Leonie Kramer "No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute." - Paul Gallico, US writer
Colzi Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Oct 2006, 00:19 · [Salvaged from Archive] "The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards" - Billy Connolly 8) heh heh he's a legend ! He has so many he could fill a book :lol:
Spleen Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Oct 2006, 18:34 · [Salvaged from Archive] Loved his quotes on Ken Bigley
OG Loc Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Oct 2006, 20:16 · [Salvaged from Archive] Loved his quotes on Ken Bigley Ass opposed to that prick Boris Johnson, fuckin posh dickhead.