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Happyshine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 21 May 2006, 07:06 · [Salvaged from Archive]
first: a blonde n a brunnete both jump of a building at the same time with one hits the ground first?
answer: the brunette bcuz the blonde had to stop for derections XD
second: theres a blonde a red head and a brunnete are going up the 100 stairs to heaven. theres a joke on avery step if you laugh u go to hell. the red head gets to the 5th step and laughs, down to hell with her , the brunette goes to the 50th laughs, goes down, the blonde goes to the 99th and starts laughing so god say wat the hell u got to thwe 99th step aand then u start laughing? why ? she says « because i got the first joke»<
REMEMBER: NO OFFENCE IS MEANT TO BLONDES OR BRUNETTES OR RED HEADS |
cheeyadog
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 22 May 2006, 03:25 · [Salvaged from Archive]
how can you tell a blondes having a bad day???
she has a tampond behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 17 Sept 2006, 09:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
The blonde gets pulled over by a cop.
The cop walks up to her car. He asks for her license and registration.
She says- Make up your mind. First you take it away, now you want to see it.
Q- whats blonde brunette, blonde brunette, blonde brunette?
A- Most blondes doing cartwheels
Q- whats the blondes mating call?
A- tee hee, I'm drunk.
Q- Whats the brunettes mating call?
A- That fucking blonde left yet?
Santa Claus, the easter bunny, and a smart blonde are walking down the street. They see a hundred dollar bill. Which one of them picks it up?
None of them, they are all imaginary.
Q- what does a blonde say after having sex?
A- are you guys all on the same team? |
