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phoenixobert
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 May 2006, 20:28 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A brother comes walking down the stairs and sees his blonde sister staring at the orange juice carton. The brother asks his sister, "Why are you staring at the orange juice?"
the sister replies "well, on the side of the box it says concentrate" |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 May 2006, 20:13 · [Salvaged from Archive]
That joke sucks. |
drunkenredneck3
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Aug 2006, 03:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
blonde having a bad day at work... storms into her boss's office and tells him she has had enough of all the blonde jokes in the office and she will be taking the rest of the day off with pay due to the harassment.
driving down a dirt road in the country to try to calm down the blond notices another blonde in the middle of a field rowing a row boat and giving it hell.
the blond slammed on her brakes and ran up to the fence row. she started shouting at the blond in the row boat... "you stupid bitch, your the reason all blondes take so much hell from people...
AND IF I COULD SWIM, i come out there and kick your ass" |
crazyjoe
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Aug 2006, 22:04 · [Salvaged from Archive]
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of a pool
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!" |
