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GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Ok so heres the situation. I have three friends, lets just call them Tom Clancy, Lora Croft, and The Incredible Hulk. Ok so Tom and Lora are living together this fucked up situation. He pays all the bills, takes care of the kids, basically does everything a man is supposed to do in a relationship. But emotional side, he has a shitty attitude towards everyone including her, is completely controlling, attitude, is incredibly jealous, rude, obnoxious, emotional like a woman, and a lot of other things. But I'll give him this, he never hit her. They have two kids together. And as for Lora, she told him two years into their relationship that they will never be a couple, she will never be happy with him, and she will never forgive him for taking her kids away from her for six months. So Lora's sleeping with this guy Hulk, and actually told Tom once that she was cheating on him, But Tom is inwilling to realize that they are not a couple, cause she still kisses him, calls him baby, and actually goes to sleep to Hulk's house some nights. Ok now here's where I come in. I know all about Hulk and Lora. The chain of friends is this, Lora I've been knowing for ten years, she is the best friend I have, and I would literally kill for her. There's no way I would ever break her trust and tell Tom what's going on, I just couldn't do it. I've already ran into a niggas house and beat the shit out of him cause he hit her. Next best friend is Tom. He's my nigga. The only problem is he doesn't work, uses drugs heavily, and I can't see him supporting Lora and her two kids ever. I don't think he'll ever man up, he's constantly saying he's institutionalized, he doesn't care if he goes back to penitentary. So I have to lie for Tom, drop her off and tell him I dropped her off at my cousins. Tell him I'm going pick her up in the morning cause I want to talk to her. Now here's the fun part. I made Tom promise that I'm going to teach him how to to fix this relationship, and I promised him at the least when I'm done they would be able to live happily together in the household. I have been in a lot of relationships, and I have seen many friends go through times, break up, make up, and I studied how it all went. So heres where I'm stuck at. I don't know what to do from here. I hate lying, and every time I lie to my friend Tom, it feels like I did a bad thing. I'm a deep believe in karma, and I believe that I will have to deal with that karma coming back on me. This situation can't last forever, and it seems to me like Lora is comfortable in the situation she's in. She's getting her emotional needs and her sex needs from her fuck buddy, and she's getting the household taken care of and her financial needs taken care of by her "boyfriend". So filecabi friends. how bout a lil advice for ole Godmatt. What should I do in this situation. And don't say mind my own business, cause I can't be lying to my friend for another six months. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] omfg
im too drunk to read that shit
if i do im gona barf on my boxers
sry bro |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Flee
That will just leave everything as it is and you can continue to be comfortable in the little house of lies that was built.
If you seriously feel the need to put your nose in... do it. Fuck the consequences. Anyone that is you friend will still be your friend, maybe after they cool down if it all goes shitty, while those who are not will be gone. WIN!
Butt in
Get the girl
?????
Profit |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] http://www.myspace.com/eruptionx |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] lewl |
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rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Ok so heres the situation. I have three friends, lets just call them Tom Clancy, Lora Croft, and The Incredible Hulk. Ok so Tom and Lora are living together this fucked up situation. He pays all the bills, takes care of the kids, basically does everything a man is supposed to do in a relationship. But emotional side, he has a shitty attitude towards everyone including her, is completely controlling, attitude, is incredibly jealous, rude, obnoxious, emotional like a woman, and a lot of other things. But I'll give him this, he never hit her. They have two kids together. And as for Lora, she told him two years into their relationship that they will never be a couple, she will never be happy with him, and she will never forgive him for taking her kids away from her for six months. So Lora's sleeping with this guy Hulk, and actually told Tom once that she was cheating on him, But Tom is inwilling to realize that they are not a couple, cause she still kisses him, calls him baby, and actually goes to sleep to Hulk's house some nights. Ok now here's where I come in. I know all about Hulk and Lora. The chain of friends is this, Lora I've been knowing for ten years, she is the best friend I have, and I would literally kill for her. There's no way I would ever break her trust and tell Tom what's going on, I just couldn't do it. I've already ran into a niggas house and beat the shit out of him cause he hit her. Next best friend is Tom. He's my nigga. The only problem is he doesn't work, uses drugs heavily, and I can't see him supporting Lora and her two kids ever. I don't think he'll ever man up, he's constantly saying he's institutionalized, he doesn't care if he goes back to penitentary. So I have to lie for Tom, drop her off and tell him I dropped her off at my cousins. Tell him I'm going pick her up in the morning cause I want to talk to her. Now here's the fun part. I made Tom promise that I'm going to teach him how to to fix this relationship, and I promised him at the least when I'm done they would be able to live happily together in the household. I have been in a lot of relationships, and I have seen many friends go through times, break up, make up, and I studied how it all went. So heres where I'm stuck at. I don't know what to do from here. I hate lying, and every time I lie to my friend Tom, it feels like I did a bad thing. I'm a deep believe in karma, and I believe that I will have to deal with that karma coming back on me. This situation can't last forever, and it seems to me like Lora is comfortable in the situation she's in. She's getting her emotional needs and her sex needs from her fuck buddy, and she's getting the household taken care of and her financial needs taken care of by her "boyfriend". So filecabi friends. how bout a lil advice for ole Godmatt. What should I do in this situation. And don't say mind my own business, cause I can't be lying to my friend for another six months.
all you can do is either walk away from the whole situation,or keep quiet about it all.Lora has everything she needs including you keeping her little secret(btw are you sure Tom is unaware,or is just playing dumb?) |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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all you can do is either walk away from the whole situation,or keep quiet about it all.Lora has everything she needs including you keeping her little secret(btw are you sure Tom is unaware,or is just playing dumb?)
He may just be playing dumb and unwilling to accept it, she's fucking obvious about it, goes sleep to Hulk's house all the time, I mean anyone I know would know what was going on. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I'm all full of bars and good weed, I can't make a good decision tonight. I'll decide tomorrow. Fuck all this I'm going to sleep. |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] That was no threesome! I am disappoint. |
Seamus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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That was no threesome! I am disappoint.
LOL |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] None of it is your problem man.
You got two flawed friends.
One of them is a cheating slut.
Fuck them.. not your problem. Just sit back and continue to be YOU. |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Wait, why is hulk fucking the girl and not you?
I mean you and lora, not you and hulk lawl. |
Nanabunga Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Butt in
Get the girl
?????
Profit
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Wait, why is hulk fucking the girl and not you?
I mean you and lora, not you and hulk lawl.
There is still some good left in filecabi, it may be fleeting and you might have to wait days to find it but these three mofo's made me laugh at your misfortune Matt.
GG FILECABI, GFG
As far as your situation, you need to tell Lora that you require at the very least one blowjob a week to keep the secret, the Hulk that you require a cash sum equal to but not greater than that blowjob and then spend that money at a good rehab because you've obviously failed on your own... |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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There is still some good left in filecabi, it may be fleeting and you might have to wait days to find it but these three mofo's made me laugh at your misfortune Matt.
GG FILECABI, GFG
As far as your situation, you need to tell Lora that you require at the very least one blowjob a week to keep the secret, the Hulk that you require a cash sum equal to but not greater than that blowjob and then spend that money at a good rehab because you've obviously failed on your own...
You're right on all of that except for one thing. I should demand drugs from Hulk, because that's one thing I forgot to mention. He's my main drug supplier. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Wait, why is hulk fucking the girl and not you?
I mean you and lora, not you and hulk lawl.
. Good friends for years, not fucking that up. |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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. Good friends for years, not fucking that up.
well sounds like you shut the fuck up and maintain the status quo |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Bag the whole fucking thing, sell your shit and pan for gold. That's the advice I'm giving without actually having read the problem. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Wait, why is hulk fucking the girl and not you?
I mean you and lora, not you and hulk lawl.
You know something, I put in my time with her, I've been trying to get in her pants for ten years now. She should be giving me some just cause I paid my dues. Ten years of my life, that's like rougher than the military. |
MontysDouble Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Answer this one question please Matt:
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Ok so Tom and Lora are living together this fucked up situation. He pays all the bills, takes care of the kids, basically does everything a man is supposed to do in a relationship.
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Next best friend is Tom. ... The only problem is he doesn't work, uses drugs heavily, and I can't see him supporting Lora and her two kids ever. ... he's constantly saying he's institutionalized, he doesn't care if he goes back to penitentary.
Is Tom a solid, good provider who is being cheated on, or is he a deadbeat who's likely to go back to jail who's being cheated on?
You contradict yourself mate. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Answer this one question please Matt:
Is Tom a solid, good provider who is being cheated on, or is he a deadbeat who's likely to go back to jail who's being cheated on?
You contradict yourself mate.
he's a good solid provider who is being cheated on, he never been to jaiil, that's Hulk. |
MontysDouble Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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he's a good solid provider who is being cheated on, he never been to jaiil, that's Hulk.
Right, just so we're clear on that point.
Very tricky situation, all the conflicting interests: Your friendships with Tom, Lara and Hulk; Lara and Tom's relationship and most importantly the interests of their kids.
It's probable that sooner or later Tom will find out about Lara and Hulk; or progress beyond denial if he's ignoring signs of her cheating. Perhaps you could say as much to Lara, without implying you are threatening to spill the beans.
If Tom is really such a dickhead that the only positive thing he can contribute to a relationship and child raising is money; he doesn't deserve a good woman sticking around, putting up with his controlling, (denigrating?) attitude spouting ways.
Then again, sounds like Lara has Tom firmly by the balls, and that's a whole other type of controlling. Is she OK with the current situation; perhaps boffing her kid's dad saturdays and alternate tuesdays and the other dude whenever she can?
You are not a central character here Matt. It's possible that you will lose one or two friends when shit goes down; if you are perceived by Lara to have betrayed her secret, if you're perceived by Tom as betraying his friendship by keeping Lara's cheating secret, if Hulk sees your hand in him losing his bit on the side...
Oh what tangled webs we weave.
Whatever happens, I hope Tom and Lara don't use the kids against one another. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Right, just so we're clear on that point.
Very tricky situation, all the conflicting interests: Your friendships with Tom, Lara and Hulk; Lara and Tom's relationship and most importantly the interests of their kids.
It's probable that sooner or later Tom will find out about Lara and Hulk; or progress beyond denial if he's ignoring signs of her cheating. Perhaps you could say as much to Lara, without implying you are threatening to spill the beans.
If Tom is really such a dickhead that the only positive thing he can contribute to a relationship and child raising is money; he doesn't deserve a good woman sticking around, putting up with his controlling, (denigrating?) attitude spouting ways.
Then again, sounds like Lara has Tom firmly by the balls, and that's a whole other type of controlling. Is she OK with the current situation; perhaps boffing her kid's dad saturdays and alternate tuesdays and the other dude whenever she can?
You are not a central character here Matt. It's possible that you will lose one or two friends when shit goes down; if you are perceived by Lara to have betrayed her secret, if you're perceived by Tom as betraying his friendship by keeping Lara's cheating secret, if Hulk sees your hand in him losing his bit on the side...
Oh what tangled webs we weave.
Whatever happens, I hope Tom and Lara don't use the kids against one another.
Thanks, again I'm all barred out, I think it's my coping mechanism for this situation, so no decisions again tonight. I'm not losing friends, Lora's happy with the thing she's in to the point of acceptance that this is the way things are gonna be so fuck it, Hulk's happy, Tom's miserable. Meh I'll talk on it tomorrow, I gotta go try to finish my morning sleep/medication cycle so I'll feel right in the morning. |
boo_cocky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I'd say leave it alone. You've got your own shit to deal with, don't complicate it by taking on their baggage. If you get involved, you're going to lose atleast one friend.
The guy is setting himself up by being emotionally barren, she's setting herself up by staying with him and whoring around with the other guy. They're all at fault....and they'll all reap what they sow in the end. |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] WHY DIDN'T ANYONE RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POST YOU DUMB FUCKING SHITFUCKS?!??
MINE WAS THE BEST
SO SUCK MY COCK WHILE I HUMP-SLAM YOUR FUCKING HEAD AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL YOU STUPID PUNTFUCKING CUNTDRIBBLING SHITFUCKING NIGGERFUCKS. |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POST YOU DUMB FUCKING SHITFUCKS?!??
MINE WAS THE BEST
SO SUCK MY COCK WHILE I HUMP-SLAM YOUR FUCKING HEAD AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL YOU STUPID PUNTFUCKING CUNTDRIBBLING SHITFUCKING NIGGERFUCKS.
hi welcome to the internetz u must be new |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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hi welcome to the internetz u must be new
As much as i admire your tits and the sexually invigorating little female in your sig, if you question my laws again, Rubicks, I will personally hunt you down and gnaw your face off with my nibble-teeth. |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] oh oops filecabi is being a son of a retarded crackwhore again.
My post somehow went before yours... |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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oh oops filecabi is being a son of a retarded crackwhore again.
My post somehow went before yours...
which sort of fucks up the lol fest that was to ensue |
MontysDouble Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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which sort of fucks up the lol fest that was to ensue
Not necessarily...
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As much as i admire your tits and the sexually invigorating little female in your sig, if you question my laws again, Rubicks, I will personally hunt you down and gnaw your face off with my nibble-teeth.
I suspected this- Josh is actually a were-rabbit.
Makes sense, he works on a turf farm and grass is the rabbit version of crystal meth. |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] What does the BRO code say about this all?
http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008...cles-1-40.html
http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008...les-41-80.html
http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008...ticles-81.html
http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008...icles-120.html |
YMBOTS Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Guys we're onto page three of this thread and not one person has commented on the fact that GodMatt is the fourth MAN in a threeway, that he's very very gay, and that this Lora person has given birth to 2 children, something which I would have given my right arm to see happening, then again it could be more mentally scarring than One guy, One cup.....
What that hell is wrong with you agony aunt bitches??? Why has no-one told him to get all three in the same room, get them very drunk, spill the beans then kick back and enjoy the show? Josh, I'm disappointed with you....you too Seamus....since when did you two leave a thread like this without verbally abusing it? The drugs are getting worse chaps, the drugs are getting worse. And more expensive. Go figure. |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Guys we're onto page three of this thread and not one person has commented on the fact that GodMatt is the fourth MAN in a threeway, that he's very very gay, and that this Lora person has given birth to 2 children, something which I would have given my right arm to see happening, then again it could be more mentally scarring than One guy, One cup.....
What that hell is wrong with you agony aunt bitches??? Why has no-one told him to get all three in the same room, get them very drunk, spill the beans then kick back and enjoy the show? Josh, I'm disappointed with you....you too Seamus....since when did you two leave a thread like this without verbally abusing it? The drugs are getting worse chaps, the drugs are getting worse. And more expensive. Go figure.
We were all waiting for you to tell this.
It was a test, it was all planned out. |
boo_cocky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Guys we're onto page three of this thread and not one person has commented on the fact that GodMatt is the fourth MAN in a threeway, that he's very very gay, and that this Lora person has given birth to 2 children, something which I would have given my right arm to see happening, then again it could be more mentally scarring than One guy, One cup.....
What that hell is wrong with you agony aunt bitches??? Why has no-one told him to get all three in the same room, get them very drunk, spill the beans then kick back and enjoy the show? Josh, I'm disappointed with you....you too Seamus....since when did you two leave a thread like this without verbally abusing it? The drugs are getting worse chaps, the drugs are getting worse. And more expensive. Go figure.
YMBOTS...I think everyone has kinda just let your homosexual tendencies slide...it's old hat.
You're the one who's always threatening to rape guys in here, asking people to suck your cock, swallow your load, etc.
And...you're the one who always makes the 'gay' accusations here.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize homosexuality is always on your mind, or that you're in denial about it because you come off as a homophobe...yet, you're always the one bringing up the 'gay card'.
It's ok man...be who you are...no one is going to like you less just because you're a faggot. You might even earn a few people's respect in the process.
The 'angry-gaybashing' routine went out in the 70's...people can see it a mile away nowadays...you're not fooling anyone. |
YMBOTS Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Awww boo ya got me, I'm as gay as Christmas, and I'm coming to rape you, suck your cock, and swallow your load etc. Hope you don't mind much. |
boo_cocky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Awww boo ya got me, I'm as gay as Christmas, and I'm coming to rape you, suck your cock, and swallow your load etc. Hope you don't mind much.
Afro will never allow that to happen.
His fag ass will beat your fag ass into the ground before you can say 'Hi B...'
...and then, he'll have his way with you, you'll enjoy it immensely, confess your love to him as well as your lifelong homosexual suppression...and he'll laugh and go onto the next piece of hairy ass he can get his hands on.
You see, YMBOTS...even faggots don't like you. They know you're as fake as us straight guys do.
The only thing worse than lying to the 'enemy' is lying to your own team. You're not fooling either side. |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Reworded as understood by GodMatt:
"Awww boo you got me. You totally pwned me with your comment, so I'm just gonna agree with what your said in a false cover of my overpowering homosexual feelings." |
YMBOTS Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] No I was saying I am gay, and I'm totally gonna cream all over boo.....I'm thinking u dig that kinda thing Matt, you're more than welcome to watch but NO TOUCHING k? |
Raidenator Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] After getting that wall o'post I'm surprised no one has given the advice I'm about to give. Why is everyone here so hands off?
Here's my suggestion. You tell Tomb Raider that she needs to shit or get off the pot. Either she leaves Tom, or she leaves Hulk. It's that simple. This fucking around shit is bullshit. I don't care if it's a friend or not, you can't be playing double agent here. That shit will come back to you one way or another.
Tell her that she's gonna have to deal with it or you will.
Fuck dishonesty. |
boo_cocky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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After getting that wall o'post I'm surprised no one has given the advice I'm about to give. Why is everyone here so hands off?
Here's my suggestion. You tell Tomb Raider that she needs to shit or get off the pot. Either she leaves Tom, or she leaves Hulk. It's that simple. This fucking around shit is bullshit. I don't care if it's a friend or not, you can't be playing double agent here. That shit will come back to you one way or another.
Tell her that she's gonna have to deal with it or you will.
Fuck dishonesty.
See, I totally agree with you in spirit...
...but, you're dealing with a different animal here. They aren't like us.
Obviously, they can justify their own behavior by blaming it on the other...you'll never get through to people like this man, they're damaged...and unless they admit their character defects, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Their whole existence is denial and pointing the finger at the people they are fucking over.
I say let it be. If you choose to buy the farm and hang out with people liek that, those are the pigs that you're left with. Enjoy their good qualities and don't get involved in their BS...or, cut them out of your life altogther.
If you're one of them, it's a no win. |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Awww boo ya got me, I'm as gay as Christmas, and I'm coming to rape you, suck your cock, and swallow your load etc. Hope you don't mind much.
Harvey? |
YMBOTS Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Gee I dunno Boo, I mean some people on her are pretty easy to fool! Take yourself for example, how long have you been married now? And you still haven't copped that your wife only lets you bang her up the ass cos she's got a tiny penis tucked away down there. Shit, you thought you were the luckiest guy alive huh, having a wife never makes you go down to fishtown on her....lol.....and your kids man, your kids appeared on milk cartons for the first 6 months of their lives, their real parents would give anything to get ttem back, and kill the ugly manbitchthing that stole them from the maternity ward all that time ago.....all this happens in your house, under your watchful gaze, and you're none the wiser, in fact you've even boasted on here about your hot wife and great kids....ha! So, my point is proven, everyone can be fooled, everyone.....I walked into a glass door one day cos it was so clean and invisible and fooled me into thinking there was nothing there....everyone can be a moron from time to time....you seem to quite adept at it tho, no doubt you'll happily keep buggering your husband and keep making your kids call you daddy, even tho one is black and another Chinese. C'mon Boo..... |
Seamus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Gee I dunno Boo, I mean some people on her are pretty easy to fool! Take yourself for example, how long have you been married now? And you still haven't copped that your wife only lets you bang her up the ass cos she's got a tiny penis tucked away down there. Shit, you thought you were the luckiest guy alive huh, having a wife never makes you go down to fishtown on her....lol.....and your kids man, your kids appeared on milk cartons for the first 6 months of their lives, their real parents would give anything to get ttem back, and kill the ugly manbitchthing that stole them from the maternity ward all that time ago.....all this happens in your house, under your watchful gaze, and you're none the wiser, in fact you've even boasted on here about your hot wife and great kids....ha! So, my point is proven, everyone can be fooled, everyone.....I walked into a glass door one day cos it was so clean and invisible and fooled me into thinking there was nothing there....everyone can be a moron from time to time....you seem to quite adept at it tho, no doubt you'll happily keep buggering your husband and keep making your kids call you daddy, even tho one is black and another Chinese. C'mon Boo.....
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Jesus Boo, that's gotta sting? |
JACKASS2010 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Gee I dunno Boo, I mean some people on her are pretty easy to fool! Take yourself for example, how long have you been married now? And you still haven't copped that your wife only lets you bang her up the ass cos she's got a tiny penis tucked away down there. Shit, you thought you were the luckiest guy alive huh, having a wife never makes you go down to fishtown on her....lol.....and your kids man, your kids appeared on milk cartons for the first 6 months of their lives, their real parents would give anything to get ttem back, and kill the ugly manbitchthing that stole them from the maternity ward all that time ago.....all this happens in your house, under your watchful gaze, and you're none the wiser, in fact you've even boasted on here about your hot wife and great kids....ha! So, my point is proven, everyone can be fooled, everyone.....I walked into a glass door one day cos it was so clean and invisible and fooled me into thinking there was nothing there....everyone can be a moron from time to time....you seem to quite adept at it tho, no doubt you'll happily keep buggering your husband and keep making your kids call you daddy, even tho one is black and another Chinese. C'mon Boo.....
thats twice in a day this motherfucker has threw down good.
that being said, HAHAHAHAHA |
Seamus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Matthew, stop lying! |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] After considering the advice, my own feelings, and the whole situation, I've decided the best way to go about it is to just let it be, it's not really my problem. The only part that I'm guilty of is lying to Tom, and I refuse to do that anymore. If she tells me to drop her off at Hulk's house, and Tom asks me where she is, I'm gonna say she's at Hulks. Plain and simple. Thanks filecabi. |