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MontysDouble
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Get in touch with your higher self, release your potential...
Drill a bloody hole in your skull... I shit you not.
http://www.trepan.com/
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The International Trepanation Advocacy Group is dedicated to accumulating the largest knowledge base of information about trepanation ever before assembled.
There is a bunch of key words here that don't display; alternative spelling of trepan and the like. Interestingly, two of them are 'third' and 'eye,' they appear in that order. The third eye, an ancient idea from Hinduism, is the ninth chakra; and in various beliefs is associated with many things; from a simple focus for meditation as in Qigong; to new age interpretations that have it as the soul's exit during astral travelling; to the opening of Shiva's third eye causing the destruction of the universe. It's an ancient and persistent concept. Okay, so removing seven mill of bone would make it work better?
Some more keywords: depression, insanity, anger, sorrow, pitty [sic], dreams.
Fifteen credulous dolts actually volunteered to have trepanation done, for no medical reason. The operations were done in Mexico.
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Skull trepanation has usually been considered a strange oddity by archeologists, anthropologists and neuroscientists. With nearly complete unanimity those professions consider trepanation to be some inexplicably superstitious and outdated practice for which there is no justification in the modern world. In short they believe that skull trepanation has no scientific basis.
The view at ITAG has been in direct opposition to the above positions. The hypothesis here at ITAG has been that making a opening in the skull favorably alters movement of blood through the brain and improves brain functions which are more important than ever before in history to adapt to an ever more rapidly changing world.
Okay, so they're on about blood flow. What about Hippocrates' "first, do no harm"?
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The supposition here at ITAG has been that every advantage should be available to anyone choosing to retain and improve their mental functions through their life span and thus assure their fullest participation in this one certain life, for their own well being and for the well being of the entire world population.
Ah, I see: ITAG wants to save us from the crippling mental fail that is our current lot in life.
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During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG's focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results. However, the data that we were able to collect regarding the scientifically verifiable changes produced by making a skull opening was inconclusive. The MRI methods used were not sufficient to show any changes in blood flow and we discontinued the pilot study until such a time that the methods of observing any changes produced could be improved.
Sheesh, they're serious. |
Monstermash
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I heard that drilling into your head with a small drill, like a dentists drill causes hallucinations, would be much easier just to take LSD or shrooms |
loadrunner
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There is a Dutch saying "Gaatje in je hoofd" (Hole in your head) This means something like "Are you fucking crazy?" |
freestyler_3
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HEB JE EEN GAATJE IN JE HOOFD OFZO?!
[Have][You][a][hole][in][your][head][or-something] |
JooX
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I think they should use a twelve inch bit... and drill until they hit chuck. |
Cymru am byth
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I think they should use a twelve inch bit... and drill until they hit chuck.
http://arkjournal.com/uploaded_images/Chuck-Norris-714565… |
MCMXCII
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Uh oh.. |
JooX
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Clearly Im not 'bat shit insane' and did not mean THE Chuck... just chuck. |
crazee horse
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its supposed to release pressure, and release a feeling of euphoria. thousands have done it, and its no big deal really. its all donen slowly, hardly an electric drill. a friend of mine looked into it. |
Supplemental Persona
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Alien 110's skull showed signs of it. It's not just global, it's throughout the universe.
http://www.imagesofanthropology.com/images/IMG_2513_copy.jpg |
tgd_02
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uh...that clearly says its an adult males skull ya newb |
Supplemental Persona
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uh...that clearly says its an adult males skull ya newb
Yeah, adult male alien from the planet Raspado. |
tgd_02
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/pwnd |
JACKASS2010
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¡cállate |
tgd_02
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QUE?1 |
