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Echo1 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] post random things youve thought of and discuss |
Echo1 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] how fuckin cool would it be if we had more moons and they were closer or bigger.
what would it be like if the neatherthals never died out? |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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how fuckin cool would it be if we had more moons and they were closer or bigger.
what would it be like if the neatherthals never died out?
did you mean neanderthal's?if so go to any mall and you will still find the odd one or two |
Echo1 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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did you mean neanderthal's?if so go to any mall and you will still find the odd one or two
wow yea.. brain fart. |
yup Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I think the gun violence in Great Britain is directly correlated to how smart and good looking the English are. |
loadrunner Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Woow, what If our life was based on sulphuric acid, instead of water. Would there be any alcohol or weed, ( something having the same effect) ? ? |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I sometimes wish I could have a "no gravity room" in my house. Like a room where you are just floating around like in space.. I would have the best fucking parties ever.. |
Echo1 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I sometimes wish I could have a "no gravity room" in my house. Like a room where you are just floating around like in space.. I would have the best fucking parties ever..
i like where this is going. ill draw somethin up and get back to you |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] wat if jesus was an alien left behind by accident
and ppl saw his powers and were like
WHOA
/pray
/bow
thanks, alien jesus
(thnx b to teh LB) |
Musicman58 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] how would one go about breaking into the pentagon? beamed straight into the middle from a satellite from outer space. just shot straight into the center of the pentagon from outer space, leave a giant crater, walk out, kill security and find a way in? like how ? I'm convinced it's impossible. I also now know the government is monitoring my posts. |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Also, can anyone explain fucked up deals they have in supermarkets in economic terms? How does it work!?
I was at Tesco (supermarket) and they had the following deal: buy a lasagne for £5.20 but if you also got garlic bread (worth £2) and a cheesecake (worth like £3) you only paid £5 total.
I mean I get it if they have a clearance sale but these things still had a long and healthy shelf life ahead of them.. http://smileydatabase.com/s/300.gif |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I wonder where you go for an adult, sane/rational debate these days. |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I wonder where you go for an adult, sane/rational debate these days.
The urinal at your local pub? http://smileydatabase.com/s/317.gif |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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The urinal at your local pub? http://smileydatabase.com/s/317.gif
Remind me not to get into a conversation with you... |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I wonder why identical clothing items costs the same, regardless of the size and amount of fabric used in a said garment. We don't pay the same price for a home with twice as much material and square feet. |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I wonder why eyeglass wearer's eyes don't catch fire when they walk outside on sunny days? When I was in scouts we used a pair of eyeglasses to start a campfire. |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Remind me not to get into a conversation with you...
that would be like piss in boots |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I wonder where you go for an adult, sane/rational debate these days.
Glenside? |
Musicman58 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I wonder if they've thought about doritos that didn't make your breath smell and fingers cheesy. |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I wonder if we will ever see a space elevator in our life time... |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] i await with flared nostrils the odourless fart |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] wen r we gona be immersed into video games
like
whoa i feel this xplosion or w.e
kinda
idk
fuck u |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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wen r we gona be immersed into video games
like
whoa i feel this xplosion or w.e
kinda
idk
fuck u
There is a vest that simulates bullet impacts and explosions taken by your "player". Fairly sure it was for a VR shooter.
If I had a clue what show I saw it on I would link now... I shall search.
[edit] - Not it... but same deal. Here
Another |
Cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Also, can anyone explain fucked up deals they have in supermarkets in economic terms? How does it work!?
I was at Tesco (supermarket) and they had the following deal: buy a lasagne for £5.20 but if you also got garlic bread (worth £2) and a cheesecake (worth like £3) you only paid £5 total.
I mean I get it if they have a clearance sale but these things still had a long and healthy shelf life ahead of them.. http://smileydatabase.com/s/300.gif
ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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There is a vest that simulates bullet impacts and explosions taken by your "player". Fairly sure it was for a VR shooter.
If I had a clue what show I saw it on I would link now... I shall search.
[edit] - Not it... but same deal. Here
Another
YEH DEATH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but it be awesome not onry for bullets and such but for racing games and all
i mean i know i can speed on the highway, but i cant speed on teh highway wit a fucking murcielago or a r8 ya know? |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Everything starts with porno version.
So where is the jacket that simulates sex? haha |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Everything starts with porno version.
So where is the jacket that simulates sex? haha
What kind of sex do you have?! |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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What kind of sex do you have?!
make mine a straight jacket. |
MontysDouble Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I like some of these thoughts.
I wonder what would happen if, all of a sudden, people were telepathic?
Just imagine every single thing someone says to you being surrounded by telepathic metadata: what they're angling for, their real opinion, whether they're grossly exaggerating or lying outright.
Telepathy would change near fucking everything. |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I like some of these thoughts.
I wonder what would happen if, all of a sudden, people were telepathic?
Just imagine every single thing someone says to you being surrounded by telepathic metadata: what they're angling for, their real opinion, whether they're grossly exaggerating or lying outright.
Telepathy would change near fucking everything.
Thought about it and don't like it.
I'd be fine with myself being the sole user of such a power... but not everyone. |
JACKASS2010 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] if i were invisible, would i be able to resist the temptation to go on a rape-athon? |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] When I think about it I realize everything about Gary Coleman's life was short. |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Last night I wondered what type of casket they buried Gary Coleman in. Then I figured there was only one that was appropriate.
http://images.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/pix/2455471.jpg |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] show a little respect |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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show a little respect
Stress on little? |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] yes... It's just that I was short on comebacks. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I was having trippy thoughts lately, the effects of the legal herb and the zanbars ive been taking. Got some computers in the shop, so I don't have to go offshore. My thoughts have been scattered, really fucked up and shit. Anyways whatevs.
can i get this legal herb online? |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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can i get this legal herb online?
Yup. PM me and I'll send you the link. The cheapest is 25 a half ounce with shipping. The good shit will run you about 45 an ounce with shipping. |
Echo1 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I was having trippy thoughts lately, the effects of the legal herb and the zanbars ive been taking. Got some computers in the shop, so I don't have to go offshore. My thoughts have been scattered, really fucked up and shit. Anyways whatevs.
youre suppose to say what your random thoughts are. not saying you have them lol |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] why the fuck didnt arrested development get more fucking attention?
that show is a fucking gem in a sea of fucking bullshit that is fucking TV
fuck you viewers with attention spans of 30 seconds |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Seems that most of the good shows only run a couple seasons. That's why I love tv on dvd. |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Tv is not a social networking site |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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why the fuck didnt arrested development get more fucking attention?
that show is a fucking gem in a sea of fucking bullshit that is fucking TV
fuck you viewers with attention spans of 30 seconds
*offers 'bro' knuckles in support* |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] My thoughts randomly drifted onto my best friend's tits, and she caught me staring. Hell, I count it as a win. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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My thoughts randomly drifted onto my best friend's tits, and she caught me staring. Hell, I count it as a win.
unless ur a chick godmatt IMO theres no chance for a best girl friend to exist
you either end up fucking her or u dont and u eventually lose interest
this happend to my friend 2x and the dumbass is like zomfg why did i date my best friend now i dont have a bf or a best friend
:'(
dumbass
id feel sorry for her if not 2 years later shes givin me the same sob story
waaaaaaa my best friend, it hurts to lose him blah
im like LOL, dumb bitch, let me stick it in to make u feel bettar
srsly, theres no such as thing as a best friend whos a chik |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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unless ur a chick godmatt IMO theres no chance for a best girl friend to exist
you either end up fucking her or u dont and u eventually lose interest
this happend to my friend 2x and the dumbass is like zomfg why did i date my best friend now i dont have a bf or a best friend
:'(
dumbass
id feel sorry for her if not 2 years later shes givin me the same sob story
waaaaaaa my best friend, it hurts to lose him blah
im like LOL, dumb bitch, let me stick it in to make u feel bettar
srsly, theres no such as thing as a best friend whos a chik
Yeah well it's been ten years, I don't think she's fuckin anytime soon. And I'm cool with it either ways. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Yeah well it's been ten years, I don't think she's fuckin anytime soon. And I'm cool with it either ways.
holy shit
u may be gay, plz chek wit your local male strip club for further instructions |
GodMatt Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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holy shit
u may be gay, plz chek wit your local male strip club for further instructions
I get mines biotch, don't have to fuck platonic friends to get off. |
Raidenator Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Why is it that a twin traveling at say 60% the speed of light ages half as much as the twin remaining motionless on the earth?
The theory of relativity doesn't make actual sense and yet they've actually made it work! FUCK YOU SCIENCE! |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Please_Dont_Use_Me.jpg |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] My house is pretty much finished being built.
I like the security it has.. basically the garage it where the fence should be on the left hand side so there's no way to really get over there (unless you went via the neighbour's house)... and so there's just this tiny gap on the right hand side.
So i figure i'll just put some razor wire in there.
Also i want roller shutter thingoes to go over my windows at the front.
Also I'm going to buy a pitbull.
Also i want to build a front courtyard/wall with a steel gate to get into .. and people can't get past that gate unless i want them to (i'll have security camera out the front watching 24/7).
I'm still going to build my underground bunker in my backyard too. |
MCMXCII Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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My house is pretty much finished being built.
I like the security it has.. basically the garage it where the fence should be on the left hand side so there's no way to really get over there (unless you went via the neighbour's house)... and so there's just this tiny gap on the right hand side.
So i figure i'll just put some razor wire in there.
Also i want roller shutter thingoes to go over my windows at the front.
Also I'm going to buy a pitbull.
Also i want to build a front courtyard/wall with a steel gate to get into .. and people can't get past that gate unless i want them to (i'll have security camera out the front watching 24/7).
I'm still going to build my underground bunker in my backyard too.
Don't forget that tin-foil helmet! |
Cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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My house is pretty much finished being built.
I like the security it has.. basically the garage it where the fence should be on the left hand side so there's no way to really get over there (unless you went via the neighbour's house)... and so there's just this tiny gap on the right hand side.
So i figure i'll just put some razor wire in there.
Also i want roller shutter thingoes to go over my windows at the front.
Also I'm going to buy a pitbull.
Also i want to build a front courtyard/wall with a steel gate to get into .. and people can't get past that gate unless i want them to (i'll have security camera out the front watching 24/7).
I'm still going to build my underground bunker in my backyard too.
http://likeawhisper.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fritzl470… |
ROSSD Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Why do you want/need such high security at your new place, Josh??? |
Cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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Why do you want/need such high security at your new place, Josh???
To keep him IN when he's off his tits. |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] HAHAHAHA the underground bunker story......
O man you rnt serious r you? |
Josh85 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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HAHAHAHA the underground bunker story......
O man you rnt serious r you?
lul... why not? I can do it. I have mates in every trade. I have access to every piece of machinery. It is not difficult... the only thing stopping me is "the law" |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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lul... why not? I can do it. I have mates in every trade. I have access to every piece of machinery. It is not difficult... the only thing stopping me is "the law"
I sure hope they are proffesionals and not just everyday workers.
Do you have some1 who is architect or who can do all calculations that you need with calculating things like; amount of steel in outer concrete walls?
etc.
Do you have a construction plan, or a detailed building plan and some drawings? |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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I sure hope they are proffesionals and not just everyday workers.
Do you have some1 who is architect or who can do all calculations that you need with calculating things like; amount of steel in outer concrete walls?
etc.
Do you have a construction plan, or a detailed building plan and some drawings?
Turtle block walls (foam concrete forms with rebar and insulation built in for the walls). Corrugated steel with concrete poured for roof. Not that difficult. Most important is going to be the drainage system so he doesn't end up with a wet well for his "bunker." Floor drain and dry well to handle the water.
I'm thinking it might be more of a grow room than a bunker, but what do I know. |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Btw, Im also interested in electrical installation that you planned. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] im so fucking tired
i dont know how im awake
fuck my life
why do i stay up so fucking late
WHY
!? |
Ghandi's Mohawk. Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/30155/original/i_came_anim… |
rubicks Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Lets_Play_Pool.jpg
multiple random thoughts all beginning with FAP |
Ghandi's Mohawk. Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Lets_Play_Pool.jpg
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/30155/original/i_came_anim… |
JACKASS2010 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Lets_Play_Pool.jpg
multiple random thoughts all beginning with FAP
thought: for how long will she be walking funny after i viciously fuck her brains out? |
freestyler_3 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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thought: for how long will she be walking funny after i viciously fuck her brains out?
3 seconds...then she will drop dead with the biggest smile on her face (and some semen) |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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thought: for how long will she be walking funny after i viciously fuck her brains out?
You could reach that high?
Her hips are clearly above the pool table! |
Fireball Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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You could reach that high?
Her hips are clearly above the pool table!
Don't worry JooX, she's wearing high heels. He'll just have to ask her to remove them and let him put them on. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] the first pic makes her seem all disproportionate or w.e |
JooX Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Why don't reporters ask the people they interview if they have ever; been to Bosnia to make such a call of similarity to the recent home invasion/fire/trolley that hit their car.
Actually heard a real gun fire before they make claims of "sounding like gun-shots".
Suffered through the hollocaust.
Been shot out of a cannon.
Been hit by a truck before todays incident of being bumped into while trying to score a bargain at the mid year sale.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] wutev or wutever |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] think i wanna invest ina 240sx
fuck man
idk if i should
: / |
uso Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Jackass; something for your efforts
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/1291990047366…
let them hate, so long as they fear |
Ghandi's Mohawk. Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] http://i.imgur.com/lcMXC.gif |
Supplemental Persona Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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http://i.imgur.com/lcMXC.gif
Random thought, I wonder if the Ritz's ridges will eventually cut that guy in half like a giant buzz saw. Second random thought, looks like the guy from God Matt's avatar. |
LiquidBlue Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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http://i.imgur.com/lcMXC.gif
Lawl I'm saving that pic |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] i want to sleep more
sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSS SSSSSSSSS |
ROSSD Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] I just watched Lazytown on Nick jr.
Stephanie, if you read this, will you marry me. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] lol isnt that the russian leader? uhhhh wuts his fucking name...
FUCK
*googles |
JACKASS2010 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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ah, vladimir putin
wata awsome fucking name
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lol isnt that the russian leader? uhhhh wuts his fucking name...
FUCK
*googles
lol i'm fucking baked and just spent the last 5 minutes staring at these posts in confusion before i realised it was a post warp. god dammit. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] ah, vladimir putin
wata awsome fucking name |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] HA-HA! |
Cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] 7 days till pay day, should i get some weed on tick? |
Seamus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote:
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7 days till pay day, should i get some weed on tick?
Qualified Chef, and you've no money? What a waster! |