| Author | Message |
|---|
KitRae
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 16:48 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Some of these made me giggle a bit :)
Announce in a demonic voice: âI must find a more suitable host body.
Ask, âdid you hear that cable snapping sound?â
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Call out, âGroup hug!â and enforce it.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, âThatâs mine!!!â
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say youâre waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, âHi John, howâs your day been?â
Hug yourself.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Meow occasionally.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer hitman services.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go âplinkâ at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend youâre a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce âYOU'RE ONE OF THEM!â and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Walk on with a cooler that says âhuman headâ on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear âX-Ray Specsâ and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a hockeymask and carry a machete.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers.
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, âItâs okay! DON'T PANIC!!! Theyâll open again.â
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passengerâs floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When thereâs only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnât you. |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 17:07 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I like to...
"Squeeze out a silent one, then look around at others with a blaming look!"
or just as good...
"lift each arm and sniff your own pits, then look around with a nasty look at all the other occupants!"
or sometimes I will...
Pretend I am pulling up my zipper as the door opens to a new floor. At the same time saying "Thank-you, that was nice" to an unknown still on the elevator. Works best when you stop on a floor where there are old ladies or Nuns waiting to get on when the elevator stops!
My favorite one was:
When I am with a friend and the elevator is really crowded, I ask them if that rash they have is still extremely contagious. Watch the looks he gets and how many people get off before their floor!
And my best time was...
I got on a crowded elevator at the Court House with the wife. Told her she had to face the back wall which she did! The elevator full of Lawyers and court people busted up laughing at the mean joke I played on the ol' lady. All defendants in criminal cases must face the rear of the elevator when being moved through the court house! |
kittykat
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 15:04 · [Salvaged from Archive]
They are all great ones, must try some!! :lol: |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Jul 2006, 23:25 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Push all the buttons on the wall and run in and out after each stop.
Say: "My Spidey Scences are tingling... the cord is gonna snap..." You can wear a Spider Man costume if you want.
Related to the previous one wear a costume of choice.
Lye on the floor of the elevator when it's empty and when the elevator opens pretend to be unconcious
Start singing Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith to yourlself or put on a concert for everybody.
Tell elevator jokes.
Have you and a friend have a fist fight or a heated debate. When people stare or say somthing or try to break up the fight tell them to mind their own damn business.
Rock back and forth in the corner
Yell: OH SNAP! at any given time
Have a purse or back pack or briefcase and open it just a little and say: Got enough air in there?
Take your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband and make out agressivly. You can do this in a crowded elevator or wait till it opens and see if anybody actually gets on.
Take off your shoes and put them on your hands.
Wait for sombody to look at you not just a little glance actually a look and say "You lookin' at me, punk?!" Or "Eyes in front!"
Start laughing histarically at any given moment.
Press the emergency stop button and when people start looking at you say: "Sorry I just wanted this moent to last." and start it back up.
when it closes say: So... is anybody else closterphobic?
Put a "keep out", "warning beware of dog" sighn on the outside of the doors.
You could also put a welcome mat in the opening of the elevator. welcome people as they come on.
Turn your music player up REALLY loud so you know people can hear it well, and for funniest results headbang to a heavy song make sure you have enough space for this really go at it, slam dance or mosh if you can. You can start crying to a love song if you want too. :)
Belch really loud and look disgusted with another passenger saying somthing like "Thats just gross"
Pratice your musical instrument if you play one (preferably somthing easy to fit like a harmonica, guitar, or the saxaphone)
Sneeze all over everybody.
When the doors open yell "I'M FREE!!!" and run out
When the doors close say "FUCK WERE TRAPPED!"
Start talking to an invisible host
Decorate the elevator with some posters and when people try to get on say: "Dude, get outta my room!" (Works better when you're a teenager...)
Start dancing to the elevator music. No music required actually just start dancing if you please...
Start a disco, rave, or pizza party invite all the "cool sexy people" to join you.
Or just do this: http://www.filecabi.net/video/random-elevator-disco.html |
