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snufftelect
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 17 Jul 2006, 15:34 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A robber breaks into the hotel room of a couple of newlyweds. He brandishes a gun and threatens them both with death, then proceeds to tie the husband to the chair and the wife to the bed.
He leans over and kisses the wife's neck before walking to the bathroom.
As he disappears from view, the husband whispers to his wife: "Honey, I saw him kiss your neck and I think we both know what he wants: whatever he wishes to do with you just comply and don't resist, and maybe we'll get out of this alive. And remember that I love you."
The wife, eyebrows raised, replies: "Actually he wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear, he said he's just got out of prison and rather likes the look of you and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Remember honey: I love you." :lol: |
crazyjoe
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 17 Jul 2006, 21:58 · [Salvaged from Archive]
lmao poor husband :P |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 17 Jul 2006, 23:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
*husbands thoughts*
OMFG my butthole??? |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 00:24 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMAO T.Rex would be happy to take the place of the newlywed husband though :P |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 00:58 · [Salvaged from Archive]
OH SNAP lol |
Clouds In The Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Loves it ;) |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMAO T.Rex would be happy to take the place of the newlywed husband though :P
:shock:
When have I ever said that im gay?
Anyway, its a good joke, but very old, I must have heard it about 10 times. |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:47 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMAO T.Rex would be happy to take the place of the newlywed husband though :P
:shock:
When have I ever said that im gay?
Anyway, its a good joke, but very old, I must have heard it about 10 times.
Well whats wrong with it?
Giving and receiving.
8) :oops:
:? |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:48 · [Salvaged from Archive]
^^^nuff said^^ |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:52 · [Salvaged from Archive]
be strong T.REX |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:57 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You dont need to be gay to take it up the arse. |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 02:59 · [Salvaged from Archive]
so are you saying you take it up the ass? :shock: |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yes, but not from a bloke.
You have a problem with that? :? |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You dont need to be gay to take it up the arse.
Um... well... yeah kinda you do.... :? Unless your female... or unless it's not with another guy... :? :? :? |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:03 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Nah, you dont, strap on's and shit. |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:04 · [Salvaged from Archive]
OH. Then it's totally not gay... :shock: :shock: what....... so.. ever.... :? |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ewwww.... your GF fucks you in the ass with a stap-on LMFAO!!! |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:06 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Whats wrong with it?
The male G spot is up the arse. |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:07 · [Salvaged from Archive]
dude! SO WRONG WHO AGREES WITH ME |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:08 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Whats wrong with it?
The male G spot is up the arse.
Yeah... But it's... uh... in your ass... :shock: c'mon dude... |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ya no kidding you can do it all you want but just dont go telling us about it |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:16 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Heh, someone accused me of being gay.
I was just defendiny my sexuality.
Not that it matters if you think I am gay. |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:18 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Nah, you dont, strap on's and shit.
wtf man too much info man ...... gross shit |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:19 · [Salvaged from Archive]
if you get it up that ass then your pretty gay... or just really used to dropping the soap in prison |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
It's your asshole, I don't care what you do... But... uh... whatever... :shock: |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 03:22 · [Salvaged from Archive]
i guess on the bright side.... it's easier to take shits it all just comes out all at once lol |
KitRae
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 18 Jul 2006, 10:51 · [Salvaged from Archive]
*Shivers* |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 00:53 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ewww |
verticalkiller
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 05:14 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Oh no don't attack t.Rex he's got feelings cry cry cry stop being assholes. I've never seen so many hypocrits in one place. |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 05:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hypocrites? The hell? :lol: :lol: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
NOTHING. And I mean NOTHING, is going up my asshole!
I wasn't being mean to him at all.
I just thought it was wierd that he told us all that little bit of information. That's usually something you keep to yourself. |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 05:51 · [Salvaged from Archive]
i guess on the bright side.... it's easier to take shits it all just comes out all at once lol
lmao |
verticalkiller
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 07:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hypocrites? The hell? :lol: :lol: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
NOTHING. And I mean NOTHING, is going up my asshole!
I wasn't being mean to him at all.
I just thought it was wierd that he told us all that little bit of information. That's usually something you keep to yourself.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Im not trying to air my buisness at all i'm just saying. |
Spleen
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 13:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Heh, I dond mind.
I get that sort of response from people in real life. People too afraid to try to take it up the arse, afraid they will turn gay or something. |
KitRae
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 15:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You can stick a pineapple up your urethra for all I care, whatever makes you smile :)...
But for me...
It sometimes even hurts when I take a shit :shock:
So I couldn't imagine how painful it is when....*shivers* |
JiggaT2
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Jul 2006, 01:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
[quote="AllisterFiend"]
NOTHING. And I mean NOTHING, is going up my asshole!
quote]
well Thank you for getting that off my chest for me!
can't stand wedgies let alone a fucking dildo! |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Jul 2006, 01:47 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hypocrites? The hell? :lol: :lol: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
NOTHING. And I mean NOTHING, is going up my asshole!
I wasn't being mean to him at all.
I just thought it was wierd that he told us all that little bit of information. That's usually something you keep to yourself.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Im not trying to air my buisness at all i'm just saying.
Hell no I'm not trying it. Are you fucking insane? That's not what your asshole is for! lol Noooooo thanks |
