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tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 22 Jul 2006, 17:36 · [Salvaged from Archive]
OK
the worlds at war and u know the endings gonna come
OR
jesus is coming tomorrow
OR
meteor pwning the earth
W/E
u know the ends in about, lets say a week, wat ud like to do before existece as we know ends?
Me, fuck a japanese girl, slap random ass ppl, cause unusual amounts of human deaths in a giant highway accident, participate an orgy....and uh ill uh thnk some shit as i go along....i guess
p.s dont take shots of jose cuervo and then wash down the taste with a corona.....it will creep on u BADLY
*shudders* i aint gon be drinking for like a week or so..... |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 22 Jul 2006, 18:17 · [Salvaged from Archive]
tgd_02 warns:
p.s dont take shots of jose cuervo and then wash down the taste with a corona.....it will creep on u BADLY
*shudders* i aint gon be drinking for like a week or so.....
hahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: Ol' tgd_02 got a case of the Mexican Quick step, eh or did the stuff just rape your brain? Love the cuervo, love ol' two finger better.......that's some sweet shit there. Almost like southern comfort, real sugary. Heehee, you gots to remembers to eats something when you drink that shit......anything will work. The sweeter the liquor, the harder the fall. That's why anymore I stick with the clear stuff, but I am still known to indulge in the others on occasion.
Back on Topic.......What would I do if I had a week left before the end of the world?
Well, all the people that I ever hated enough to take out are all dead now, so no unfinished business.....although I might rather them live and suffer war injuries and radiation poison than put them out of their misery now!
I have too many people who are friends so I would not call any of them. My closest friends would be in touch with me and would know where I was going without asking.
I'd grab all my Camo Gear, all my surplus military gear, my Mossberg 12ga pump pistol, my 9mm, my M-1 Carbine w/1000 rnds and extra clips, my .270 Weatherby Mag for long range and sniper, my .22 rifle for hunting (can be silenced easy), my hunting dogs, my Command Shepherd, the Dodge Power Wagon and have the ol' lady drive the Wrangler, both canoes, tents and camping gear. Blankets and cold weather gear. All my RTE rations (about a weeks worth for two), spare fuel and flashlights, batteries, wind up radio, hand held GPS, and what ever canned goods were on hand......cans are heavy, but you can bury them and dig them up months later like a squirrel!
My wife would go with me ONLY if she agreed to follow my instructions to the letter......she would be crying that she wanted to be with her relatives in North Jersey. Those Rich fucks are on their own....see how far their money gets them now! They can go hide in their Country Club's locker room with the carpet floors and walnut lockers.
I own a 100 acre hunting camp with my best friend and his sons (who are married) It is located in North-Central Pennsylvania a few miles from the New York State line. I would head there for one or two days to meet with my friends and decide where we are to go............Wyoming, where my father has a 640 acre ranch in the Rockies.......or we could be in Canada in about 2 hours. Canada would probably close the border crossing in the northeast, might as well head to Wyoming, at least I am familiar with the area. Also depends on how many of our friends came to the camp and who they brought with them.....shit, I might just say fuck it-yer all on your own, take the ol' lady, maybe one of her stripper friends and head out for the hills. I ain't Superman or anything like that, gotta watch what is mine.
But if it were really only one week........I'd hang and party like there was never gonna be an AUGUST 1st!!!!!!
Pass the jose cuervo or better yet, I'd drink the monte alban until I ate the worm! CHEERS! |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 22 Jul 2006, 19:40 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I would probably get wasted
Get high on alot of drugs
kill some people I don't like
rob a store probably a 711
Have some sort of wild sex XD
Download TONS of illeagle music with my stolen IPOD listen to it constantly
Ride on top of a car going really fast
Eat my favorite foods
Jump off a roof onto a trampoline
Drive down the higway like a crazy person, cops following, music blasting
Jump from one bed of a truck to another going down the highway
Steal a plane and fly it places I want to go
Try to meet some cool people, talk about the end of the world.
Yep that's some shit I would do. |
Vanguard
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 22 Jul 2006, 20:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Zoom on up to my secret lair in the great north and laugh as I sit in my igloo, safe from it all |
Evil Conservative
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 06:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Believing in a Creator I would spend the last time with family. Tell them of my care. Ask for forgiveness and kiss my ass goodbye. Do you really want to go around killing people on the offchance(in some of your minds) that there is a goodly Creator/God at the end of your existance?
One way ticket to the infernal regions. :wink:
Besides I've already done plenty of fun insane things in my life. :twisted: |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 08:01 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Believing in a Creator I would spend the last time with family. Tell them of my care. Ask for forgiveness and kiss my ass goodbye. Do you really want to go around killing people on the offchance(in some of your minds) that there is a goodly Creator/God at the end of your existance?
One way ticket to the infernal regions. :wink:
Besides I've already done plenty of fun insane things in my life. :twisted:
Good Post, Evil...short, concise and to the point. Also a good question as to the desire to "Exterminate" your enemies or others. Besides the chance of facing and answering to a higher authority for your deeds, why would one put these people "out of their misery?" You would just be doing them a favor....let them suffer like the rest of the world.
I agree with what you would do should such an occasion arise. After realizing that I was answering the wrong question in my previous post, I find that I would do basically the same thing.
I would make peace with God, my family, friends then I would toss the Tequila and open a good bottle of WINE!
I would share the wine with family and friends and cook and eat the foods that I always loved but were told that I should not eat.
I would get away from the city and enjoy my last days with my family in the embrace of nature. |
verticalkiller
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 09:48 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I would just hang out with my family or my fiance drinking until the end of time. Yeah, that's how i would go out, drunk of my ass so when it does come I wouldn't be scared. |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 10:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I would just hang out with my family or my fiance drinking until the end of time. Yeah, that's how i would go out, drunk of my ass so when it does come I wouldn't be scared.
What is there to be afraid of? |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 11:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
lol@ ozzie, see turns out my friend was mixing jack daniels and curvo in the same shot glass and wen it went down omfg the burning...therefore i took a guzzled 2 or 3 coronas to get that taste out of my throat and suprise suprise, my lunhc and dinner ended up in my friends toilet hehe. ahem
anyways killing might not be so bad in the last days, if u get judged badly tell the creator that come on man i was in desperate need to get laid, and this was the only way to do it harhar
fucking bring the end on already |
Avaloner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 12:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hmm I wouldn't trie to kill anyone, only defend myself if this is the case, because you know everyone would kill anyone, that would be pretty bad, finding someone to fuck, I mean who de fuck cares you gonna die no matter what so its not interestering if you get some kind of illness.
Hmm dunno if you could like make your dreams come true because everything would breake down, noone would work, panic everywhere, so I would get much gasoline as I can and drive around or steal a car or something, but what would you do kill yourself, or let it happen (meteor crash, nukes)? |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 13:06 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hmm I wouldn't trie to kill anyone, only defend myself if this is the case, because you know everyone would kill anyone, that would be pretty bad, finding someone to fuck, I mean who de fuck cares you gonna die no matter what so its not interestering if you get some kind of illness.
Hmm dunno if you could like make your dreams come true because everything would breake down, noone would work, panic everywhere, so I would get much gasoline as I can and drive around or steal a car or something, but what would you do kill yourself, or let it happen (meteor crash, nukes)?
Yeah that's a good question.... would ou kill yourslef before the nukes or meteror or let it happen while you're still alive... hmmm |
Uh oh
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 23 Jul 2006, 16:07 · [Salvaged from Archive]
me, i'd hook up with a certain someone and have as much sex as possible. it'd come down to the last two days for time to learn, reflect, and prepare. |
cheese muffin
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 07:25 · [Salvaged from Archive]
who said the earth was coming to an end? the bible? pft. :roll: :roll: :roll: |
Avaloner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 07:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Just in case it would, use your imagination ; ). |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 10:10 · [Salvaged from Archive]
why would I want to go on a destructive rampage if the world was coming to end? Perferably why would i not prepare my soul for eternity by NOT taking a dump on my bosses desk. Too many of you play too much Grand Theft Auto. |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 10:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
who said the earth was coming to an end? the bible? pft. :roll: :roll: :roll:
No one is guaranteed tomorrow, and the earth is in a constant state of decay. We're all living seconds closer to our death. Why do you need a meteor to go out and do what you really want to? Do it now. |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 11:25 · [Salvaged from Archive]
who said the earth was coming to an end? the bible? pft. :roll: :roll: :roll:
me ya penguin loving queer |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 11:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
who said the earth was coming to an end? the bible? pft. :roll: :roll: :roll:
me ya penguin loving queer
lmao |
cheese muffin
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 11:41 · [Salvaged from Archive]
who said the earth was coming to an end? the bible? pft. :roll: :roll: :roll:
me ya penguin loving queer
dude whats been up with you lately?
average looking bitch, who cares?
fuck that
it seems you've embraced a devil may care attitude which i admire, but i dont follow it as closely as you do.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h313/dizzle32/87.jpg |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 12:01 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ok ok...ill chill.....and kill u.....which is wat ur asking me to do (rite?).... and i love ur penguin i do...but u changed it.....awww *hugs |
cheese muffin
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 12:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ok ok...ill chill.....and kill u.....which is wat ur asking me to do (rite?).... and i love ur penguin i do...but u changed it.....awww *hugs
ok truce? lol. im gonna put the two avatar into just one avatar in awhile actually. :) |
Draz
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Jul 2006, 13:34 · [Salvaged from Archive]
GO DUMB |
