VerticalKiller round two

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Overlord Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 15:46 · [Salvaged from Archive] POST YOUR FAVORITE VERTICALKILLER STORY HERE:
Overlord Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 15:48 · [Salvaged from Archive] Verticalkiller awakes during the night, and her husband isnt in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 15:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] ......uh, we had wild sex after I whispered sweet nothings in her ear?....
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 15:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] Funny, Overlord....ROFL FUNNY......crap, I can't believe that I never heard that story before.....good one!
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 15:58 · [Salvaged from Archive] Two hunters are strolling along the edge of the woods, when they come upon verticalkiller outside, sunning herself naked in a beach chair. The first hunter asks, "Are you game baby?" "Sure am honey", replies verticalkiller. So the second hunter shoots her.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 19:13 · [Salvaged from Archive] lol :lol:
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 20:26 · [Salvaged from Archive] Verticalkiller has a terminal illness, where there is no cure. but lately she and her husband have been notified of a recent medical breakthrough. so sure enough they go for a visit to the doctor. Vertical killer is too ill to walk, so her husband goes alone. "Doctor", says the husband, "Is it true, is there really a cure?" "You're wife's illness is now curable!" the Doctor exclaims. "How, how???" said the husband, now almost frantic. "Ok Ok, here's how: you literally must be you're wifes most dearest husband. By this i mean, you must make her life as happy as possible. Do all the chores for her, constantly put her music on for her, Rub her feet, cook her food, get her blankets. You must literally cater to her EVERY WHIM AND NEED!. if you do this, you're wife will live to a very old age." The husband stands there, too shocked for words. he simply relpies, " ok....." When he gets home, VerticalKiller frantically asks in a weak voice, " what did he say?" "He says you're going to die" says the husband.
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 20:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] VK walks into her bedroom to find her fiance humping a hippo. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" She shreiks in disgust! Her husband looks at her and looks at the hippo... "Since when do you have a TWIN!?" He yells.
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 20:53 · [Salvaged from Archive] Zing.
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 21:23 · [Salvaged from Archive] bitches love, they know that i can fuck em, bitches love me they know that im on tiiime-
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:03 · [Salvaged from Archive] VK walks into her bedroom to find her fiance humping a hippo. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" She shreiks in disgust! Her husband looks at her and looks at the hippo... "Since when do you have a TWIN!?" He yells. Yo, what the fuck! I don't ever say anything to you Madame, you're just following suit. How sheeply, I gave you more credit than that.
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:08 · [Salvaged from Archive] VK walks into her bedroom to find her fiance humping a hippo. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" She shreiks in disgust! Her husband looks at her and looks at the hippo... "Since when do you have a TWIN!?" He yells. Yo, what the fuck! I don't ever say anything to you Madame, you're just following suit. How sheeply, I gave you more credit than that. wtf... I honestly didn't post that shit... it's not even funny...
Anony-mous Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:10 · [Salvaged from Archive] hows hackin'
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:14 · [Salvaged from Archive] hows hackin' I dunno but I think my sister made a nasty post...
Anony-mous Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:15 · [Salvaged from Archive] thats a good way to get a bad rep
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 23:28 · [Salvaged from Archive] thats a good way to get a bad rep yep... changed my pass word and now she can't get in my account so it's all good...
Evil Conservative Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 02:27 · [Salvaged from Archive] Sad sad thread...as are those that participate in it. General joking is one thing, but making fun of someone based on their appearance is lowest of the low. Some of you assholes looks at Overload and Muffin and Ozzie and Alister and T.rex post your GD picture up so we can make fun of your appearances and/or race. :twisted: You know what though...I doubt I would ever stoop to that level. Really. Not with a fellow forum member. I'm such a bad troll to a select few yet all I see from you guys is some of the worst trolling I've seen on any forum. :evil:
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 02:34 · [Salvaged from Archive] Sad sad thread...as are those that participate in it. General joking is one thing, but making fun of someone based on their appearance is lowest of the low. Some of you assholes looks at Overload and Muffin and Ozzie and Alister post your GD picture up so we can make fun of your appearances and/or race. :twisted: You know what though...I doubt I would ever stoop to that level. Really. Not with a fellow forum member. I'm such a bad troll to a select few yet all I see from you guys is some of the worst trolling I've seen on any forum. :evil: Are you telling me to post a pic of myself or something? I don't get what you saying.
Evil Conservative Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 02:40 · [Salvaged from Archive] Are you telling me to post a pic of myself or something? I don't get what you saying. You should reread the flame posts about VK in here and even in general chat and under that 3 word flame/joke thread. There is work to be done Ozzie don't neglece your new found duties due to personal feelings.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 02:54 · [Salvaged from Archive] You should reread the flame posts about VK in here and even in general chat and under that 3 word flame/joke thread. There is work to be done Ozzie don't neglece your new found duties due to personal feelings. Only way I contributed to this thread was " :lol: lol " I still don't get what you were trying to get at earlier... Some of you assholes looks at Overload and Muffin and Ozzie and Alister and T.rex post your GD picture up so we can make fun of your appearances and/or race. :twisted: :? :?
Quackers Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:07 · [Salvaged from Archive] Some of you assholes looks at Overload and Muffin and Ozzie and Alister and T.rex post your GD picture up so we can make fun of your appearances and/or race. :twisted: Dunno what you mean by 'GD' pic, but ive no problem showing off my lovely face on the net. http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=4/10815345241.jpg&s=x11 There ya go EC, flame away. I couldnt care less about what some prat over the internet thinks of my appearance.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:12 · [Salvaged from Archive] I've posted alot of pictures of myself on here... http://i1.tinypic.com/1zxo8xf.jpg http://i1.tinypic.com/1zxl9xh.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/210ly6s.jpg http://i2.tinypic.com/1zxl3qx.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/210lf6q.jpg ta-da... :wink: I don't care.
Quackers Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:16 · [Salvaged from Archive] Are you Mortimer Jordan, or Steven Knight? You appear to have two namees on your ID.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:17 · [Salvaged from Archive] Are you Mortimer Jordan, or Steven Knight? You appear to have two namees on your ID. Mortimer Jordan is the School name. :? That's why it's in fancy blue letters :lol:
Quackers Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:21 · [Salvaged from Archive] Pretty nice name, beats my schools name. You dont get any blander than newport free grammar school.
Evil Conservative Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:24 · [Salvaged from Archive] Congradulations. You two had that balls to post. I'll have to review who has made the appearance insults on V.K. and get back to you. arrhemcougharrdcouogharrksn :D
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:26 · [Salvaged from Archive] Pretty nice name, beats my schools name. You dont get any blander than newport free grammar school. lol... check out our school mascot... http://i7.tinypic.com/211l6c9.jpg http://www.mortimerjordan.com/Mascot.jpg It's fucking Satan! lol
Quackers Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:29 · [Salvaged from Archive] Mine is a dolphin I think. The school motto is 'Suffer and serve' which ive always found worrying... EC, flame away as much as you want, but until you post a pic of yourself, im assuming you look deformed.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 03:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] What kind of motto is that? lol Do you go to school in a penitentiary? :lol: Ours is "Love it or leave it"
Avaloner Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 05:04 · [Salvaged from Archive] suffer and serve...wow wtf...this would really worry me..good that its not typical to have mascots or mottos in german schools...suffer and serve...strange...
Overlord Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 08:39 · [Salvaged from Archive] LOL great stories and Rocker it's okay, most of us don't like VerticalKiller either... you can admit you posted it.
Evil Conservative Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 08:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] LOL great stories and Rocker it's okay, most of us don't like VerticalKiller either... you can admit you posted it. Great flames at someone else's espense..not that she cares much, but I care when some internet wackoff makes fun of someone on the basic of their opinion of someone's appearance. Your the worst of the trolls...figured that out. An instigator. The only thing your overlord over is your own bodily waste products.
Overlord Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 08:51 · [Salvaged from Archive] Oh, I'm sorry did I offend you? Good. You offended most of the people in here a long time ago. I'm glad you got a taste of your own medicine
Evil Conservative Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 09:03 · [Salvaged from Archive] Oh, I'm sorry did I offend you? Good. You offended most of the people in here a long time ago. I'm glad you got a taste of your own medicine Gd'night/day ,overload. Have a flaming day. Might I suggest a pyschologist for your to see?
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 11:58 · [Salvaged from Archive] perhaps an EC story thread as well overlord?
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 12:12 · [Salvaged from Archive] wtf... I honestly didn't post that shit... it's not even funny... *sniff sniff i smell the bullshit over here...