Ethnic Jokes

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StupidityTheory Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 09:56 · [Salvaged from Archive] Who's better to make ethnic jokes then a Jew? ^^ Here's a good one translated from Hebrew: Some Polish couple had a big fight after their 40th anniversary- The husband yells: "When you'll die, I'll write on your tomb: Here lies my wife, cold as always." So his wife yells back: "When you'll die, I'll write on your tomb: Here lies my hubend, FINALY stiff." Share some of your own ethnic jokes... :D
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 12:40 · [Salvaged from Archive] whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? - the pizza doesnt scream in the oven. how many jews can fit in a car? - 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 3 million in the ashtray. how do you kill a mexican? - throw a dollar off the cliff how do you find a rich mexican? - you cant whats a white persons family tree look like? - a straight line. whats the only thing that'll fuck a white girl? -her brother whats the only thing smaller than an asians eyes? -his penis how do you tell if an asain has been in you're house? -all the math books are gone tell me if ya want more.
Spleen Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 16:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] Why did Hitler commit sucide? He saw the gas bill. What do ya say if your tv is floating in a dark room? Drop it nigger. There was a black out in town last night... Dont worry they caught the fucker.
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 17:05 · [Salvaged from Archive] Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with their hand cuffs on. A black person and a Mexican are in a car togather. Who's driving? The cop. What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanch. Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots? So they can get over the chain-link fence at the border easier. What do you call a black person as president? A fairy tale. OK I can't think of anymore... the last one I made up just now...
StupidityTheory Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 21:07 · [Salvaged from Archive] All you guys know are Q&A jokes? Lame! :P
BobbyDigital Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 21:20 · [Salvaged from Archive] What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. muccckkkkaaaazzzzzz
TheCanadian Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 23:48 · [Salvaged from Archive] There was a Jew, a Christian, and a Catholic. All of them were thinking of a way to give God gold. The Christian drew a circle and said "I will throw the gold into the air, and whatever falls out of the circle, god can keep. The Catholic drew a circle and said "Whatever gold lands in the circle, God can keep. The Jew drew a circle and said "I will throw the gold up in the air and whatever stays in the air, God can keep"
TheCanadian Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 23:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family of four :D
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 23:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family of four :D lol! :lol:
babadi Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 27 Jul 2006, 00:12 · [Salvaged from Archive] Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family of four :D lol good one :D
Ace1875 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 27 Jul 2006, 12:43 · [Salvaged from Archive] I hope i don't hurt anyone's feelings with these jokes, if i did i apologize. What do you call 4 black men in a Barn? Antique farm equipment. Why do black people have nightmares? The last one that had "A Dream" got shot. Why do Black kids drive with there seat leaned back and there heads kinda center? They Haven't figured out that the AC vents move.
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 27 Jul 2006, 20:20 · [Salvaged from Archive] Why do black people have nightmares? The last one that had "A Dream" got shot. I shouldn't laugh at that one :lol: ... :? :lol: :?
crazyjoe Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 27 Jul 2006, 23:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] The world is like a jar of jelly beans..no one likes the black ones! glad to see that people are seeing these as jokes rather than racial hate and ranting about it :)
andrexote Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 00:17 · [Salvaged from Archive] What do ya say if your tv is floating in a dark room? Drop it nigger. muahahahahhaha
respeck27 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 07:47 · [Salvaged from Archive] What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanch. What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexican people running down a hill? a jailbreak
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 11:48 · [Salvaged from Archive] What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanch. What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexican people running down a hill? a jailbreak i think you got it backwards. cuz black people are in jail and mexicans are more brown.