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Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 22:22 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Holly shit and a half man, I can't wait to move. I can't stand living where I'm living alone in this shitty neigborhood and my windows don't even lock. I sleep with a fucking hammer underneath my pillow... OH MONDAY COME TO ME MONDAY.
:| |
crazyjoe
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 22:28 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Buy a lion..that ought to keep people out. |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 22:32 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Seriously, it's not funny. I'm going home after work wondering what I'm coming home to. I'm petrified... :( |
Commando80
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 22:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
VK said she had a shotgun in her closet, try to borrow it from her! :twisted: Nah but seriously, lets just hope you dont get robbed and everything turns out fine. Good luck with it cloud :D |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 23:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Seriously, it's not funny. I'm going home after work wondering what I'm coming home to. I'm petrified... :(
not trying ot be funny at all, but keep a bat (metal preferably) near ur front door, that way u cna grab it as soon as u walk in, also sleep with the bat,
EMBRACE THE BAT!
living in new york teaches u many-a-thing
more advice? ask away |
Commando80
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 23:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Rig your windows with a gun, and when someone opens it, a pulley system will pull the trigger and shoot the person trying to get in through the window! the door should be unprotected, seeing as you need to get back in... :lol: |
crazyjoe
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 23:16 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Seriously, it's not funny. I'm going home after work wondering what I'm coming home to. I'm petrified... :(
I'm sure you'll survive the 3 day wait
(sorry didn't know it was that bad :( )
You should put something by the window so if someone came in it'd make a noise or something, or they'd knock something over. |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 23:29 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yeah, I left the music playing and some lights on... Hopefully that will have been enough. Man I can't wait for Monday.
If I had a bat believe me, I'd have it with me right now. |
.:FIZZY:.
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Jul 2006, 23:42 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Holly shit and a half man, I can't wait to move. I can't stand living where I'm living alone in this shitty neigborhood and my windows don't even lock. I sleep with a fucking hammer underneath my pillow... OH MONDAY COME TO ME MONDAY.
:|
take corn syrup and red food dye and smear it all over your doors and windows i dont think anyone in their right mind would walk into your house, and if the cops come over because of it, more protection, right? |
verticalkiller
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 00:24 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Holly shit and a half man, I can't wait to move. I can't stand living where I'm living alone in this shitty neigborhood and my windows don't even lock. I sleep with a fucking hammer underneath my pillow... OH MONDAY COME TO ME MONDAY.
:|
take corn syrup and red food dye and smear it all over your doors and windows i dont think anyone in their right mind would walk into your house, and if the cops come over because of it, more protection, right?
Good idea! Someone would probably call the mounted police though. |
TheCanadian
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 00:26 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You are more likely to be robbed when all your stuff is packed up... it makes it easier for the robbererererers to take the stuff :cry: |
respeck27
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 02:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You can get that shitty 9.99 AS SEEN ON TV alarm thing to put on your windows and grab a kitchen knife if you hear something.
http://shop.com.edgesuite.net/ccimg.shop.com/220000/22670…
Depending where you live that should work most of the time. Might wanna get a glock just in case tho. Like this one
http://www.topglock.com/images/glock_poster_perfectshape3…
Wait if youre the girl in your avatar, then definetly get a gun, but if youre like a fat guy or some shit, then stop being a bitch. |
Snuff.
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 02:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Wait if youre the girl in your avatar, then definetly get a gun, but if youre like a fat guy or some shit, then stop being a bitch.
lol, shiiiiit that made me giggle!
You are more likely to be robbed when all your stuff is packed up... it makes it easier for the robbererererers to take the stuff
Indeed you are correct, Mr Depression sir. Now I may I suggest everybody investigate their genitalia for lumps? :lol:
In my old place I used to balance a guitar against the front door. Then I realised that the guitar was probably worth more than the entire contents of the flat itself. |
Vanguard
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 16:52 · [Salvaged from Archive]
At my old place, I'd sleep with the door unlocked and the windows open. The neighbour I live in has a bad rep, I have a switchblade by my head when I sleep (sealed of course) and a cain by the door to my room so if anyone open my bedroom door, it crashes to the floor, wakin me up.
Still thou, its all hype |
Quackers
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 18:53 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I sleep with a bayonet under my bed.
Though thats just because its stored there, not cause I think im gonna be raped in my sleep or nout. |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 18:58 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yeah I live on the second floor and my door doesn't lock (or stays shut on it's own you push on it and it opens) but I think I'm gonna buy a chain lock and key for the door... and I have a knife on my night stand, my money and a couple other items hidden in a special crucifux hanging above my bed, nobody would guess it has a secret compartment, but my guitars I worry about though... I have a stand for the one... and the other leans on my TV stand.... I'm gonna hang those on the walls too I guess... The guitars are my most precious and expensive items... and I wish I could protect the stero and TV as well... and my little suite of armour which used to be my grandfather's lighter could be worth money too...
But actually I'm buying a 6ft suite of armour to go in the corner of my room so maybe that would scare of any burglers on it's own! It would look like a person standing there... Never thought of it that way... |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 19:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yeah I am the girl in the avatar and yeah that shit made me giggle too... Iwas being paranoid for nothing... I think I just needed a beer or something! lol |
cheese muffin
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 20:34 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yeah I am the girl in the avatar and yeah that shit made me giggle too... Iwas being paranoid for nothing... I think I just needed a beer or something! lol
alex, (my buddy) thinks ur hot..... lol.... yeah i know. pitiful. |
respeck27
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 00:56 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yeah I am the girl in the avatar and yeah that shit made me giggle too... Iwas being paranoid for nothing... I think I just needed a beer or something! lol
A beer would do it, but this usually works for me
Cariboulou
Ingredients
1 part Pineapple Juice
1 part Malibu Coconut Rum
1 part 151 Proof Rum |
respeck27
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 01:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
^^ In a highball glass |
Jarion
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 28 Aug 2006, 06:40 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I sleep with a bayonet under my bed.
Though thats just because its stored there, not cause I think im gonna be raped in my sleep or nout.
I always thought a baseball bat did the job pretty well myself :P |
Thanatos
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Sept 2006, 16:10 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ive heard vodka injected into a half-frozen watermelon is the best way to relax ;)
stick it in the freezer, next day inject it with like 30 shots
leave it to finish freezing, then take it out the day b4 u want it, allow to defrost, then cut open to reveal very juicy, very alcoholic fruit :lol: |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Sept 2006, 16:13 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ive heard vodka injected into a half-frozen watermelon is the best way to relax ;)
stick it in the freezer, next day inject it with like 30 shots
leave it to finish freezing, then take it out the day b4 u want it, allow to defrost, then cut open to reveal very juicy, very alcoholic fruit :lol:
that does sound good LOL |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Sept 2006, 17:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ive heard vodka injected into a half-frozen watermelon is the best way to relax ;)
stick it in the freezer, next day inject it with like 30 shots
leave it to finish freezing, then take it out the day b4 u want it, allow to defrost, then cut open to reveal very juicy, very alcoholic fruit :lol:
that does sound good LOL
Very nutritous ;) :lol:
Sounds like fun... bring it to a picnic :lol: |
Thanatos
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Sept 2006, 17:55 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Love to,
just let me pack my ACME vodka needle and it'll be on it's way :lol:
Hey, it's one of your five-a-day!!! |
Snuff.
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 Sept 2006, 04:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
There was a case in Scotland of a group teenagers IVing vodka. :o |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 Sept 2006, 07:04 · [Salvaged from Archive]
get a big dog. That's what I did to protect my family. Oh and I also own a Sig 226, a Glock, a Shotgun, an Asp and various other weapons... *i'm into home defense* |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 Sept 2006, 12:08 · [Salvaged from Archive]
get a big dog. That's what I did to protect my family. Oh and I also own a Sig 226, a Glock, a Shotgun, an Asp and various other weapons... *i'm into home defense*
Yeah I've been thinking about buying myself a big Doberman or somthing... Gonna start driving soon so I might wanna stock-up on the self defence... somtimes you just need more than your bare hands... My brothers gotta baseball bat, a knife, a "frog hunting" tool, and a pellet gun in there and about everything else too.... I wanted to buy a nearly wild Blue Heeler puppy a few months ago but that didn't work.... Pet shop anybody? Sneak down there my parents will never notice a growing dog or abundant amounts of food missing :lol: |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Sept 2006, 01:10 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Your in NB cloud, speak French to em, they'll go away....*L*.
When I lived in Calgary in the early 90's, my Muay Thai teacher and I roomed together, made sure all our swords and other weapons were on the wall facing the door, and never locked our doors if we were home, kinda hoped some one would break in so we could go Bruce Lee on em...never happened though. It was a bad habit, cause my wife has to go around locking the doors at night, cause I still don't.
For personal safety though, if you are going to keep any kind of weapon handy to use, make sure that you know how to use them, and are willing to. There are more people hurt by providing a weapon to their opponent/attacker through not using them correctly, or being hesitant or afraid to cause maximum damage.
You said that you are the lady in the pic, so if your still roughly the same size, on a personal note, I'd recommend aikido, juijitsu, or military hand to hand for any self defense if you were leaning that way.(If you don't already have some training) Not trashing any arts, I have studied a few over the years, and settled on a combination of muay thai, aikido, and black arts pressure points, but that's after years of experimentation.
Many of them take a long time to get to an actual useful self defense level, where as aikido, juijitsu and military basics are pretty much immediately useful, and easier to practice than many others...just an opinion- 8) |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Sept 2006, 01:17 · [Salvaged from Archive]
In reference to the watermelon and vodka- try a yukka flux party ( circa Calgary 1990)
take peaches, apples, kiwi, watermellon, grapes, or whatever fruit you like-
cut up in small pieces-
throw into a large, clean plastic container - we used one of those janitor sized green round garbage cans, fill it about 1/2 way with the fruit-
fill the rest of the way with multiple bottles of clear alcohol -rum, tequila, vodka, etc.....
do this on tuesday- lid the container, fire it into the closet. Have the party on friday.....get wasted eating fruit- enjoy!!! |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Sept 2006, 17:41 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hahah awesome! Thanks for the helpful tips ;)
Fortunately, I no longer live there. Haven't for approximately 1 month and a half! I'm back in my hometown and in university.
I've learn quite a bit from that experience that's certain! Now I make a point to select the people I let into my life. I'm quite a bit more picky and I don't trust people automatically. People now need to gain my trust.
Some see this as being a good thing (I do also) some think that I've become a bit pessimistical. The way I personally see it, I now protect myself. Vaut mieux de prévenir que de guérir!
Oh and for the french thing ;) yeah I think I could scare a few with my super french skills... They kind of come automatically :P |
