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Shiloh
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 18:16 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.
He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room
to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed.
He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the
prostitute. She wakes up and decides that since it feels so
good she'll let him finish.
The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him
"Hey, you have to pay for that".
The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again,
"Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute".
She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and
shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
(noun)a person who receives a monetary value for sexual services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the
pages to the definition of koala bear and gives the dictionary back to
the prostitute.
KOALA
(noun) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves. |
Avaloner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 18:19 · [Salvaged from Archive]
thats a good one XD |
Tho-MliASTER
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Aug 2006, 22:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
haha |
