How to shower...LMFAO

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JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 03:29 · [Salvaged from Archive] HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added Vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Turn light out. Turn vent off. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the"woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on bed
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 03:36 · [Salvaged from Archive] LMAO
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 03:37 · [Salvaged from Archive] Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. SO ME
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 03:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] eh
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 03:44 · [Salvaged from Archive] eh eh? thats it? is that all were going to get from the almighty tgd today? :twisted:
Avaloner Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 07:08 · [Salvaged from Archive] fart in the shower...ewww thats not right...nor is peeing...some things are just not right...the womans part on the other side is completly true.
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 02:19 · [Salvaged from Archive] LOL! To me, Jigga, That is your #1 post. :lol:
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 04:39 · [Salvaged from Archive] LOL! To me, Jigga, That is your #1 post. :lol: why thank you...wow i must be lame :shock:
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 00:09 · [Salvaged from Archive] LOL! To me, Jigga, That is your #1 post. :lol: why thank you...wow i must be lame :shock: No no... you're not that lame.. you're just lamer then everyone else on filecabi. :lol:
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 00:11 · [Salvaged from Archive] j/k lol.
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 03:05 · [Salvaged from Archive] ya... alright from here on me and commando are cool no more flaming between us! mmmkay?
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 04:34 · [Salvaged from Archive] Deal :D
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 04:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] Man.. jigga is so cool.. and he also IS A FUCKING COCK SUCKER WAKAKAK!! oh my! Sorry! I have terrets in my fingers :lol: Im just messing we cool m8
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 04:39 · [Salvaged from Archive] Sorry! I have terrets in my fingers LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
That Dude Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 08:57 · [Salvaged from Archive] Man.. jigga is so cool.. and he also IS A FUCKING COCK SUCKER WAKAKAK!! oh my! Sorry! I have Tourette's in my fingers :lol: Im just messing we cool m8 Fix'd, lol
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 16:07 · [Salvaged from Archive] Man.. jigga is so cool.. and he also IS A FUCKING COCK SUCKER WAKAKAK!! oh my! Sorry! I have Tourette's in my fingers :lol: Im just messing we cool m8 Fix'd, lol Thx :lol:
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 17:38 · [Salvaged from Archive] NO NO NO YOU GOT ALL WRONG I AM NOT!!! :evil: I'm a cock juggeling thunder c unt
babadi Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 18:17 · [Salvaged from Archive] NO NO NO YOU GOT ALL WRONG I AM NOT!!! :evil: I'm a cock juggeling thunder c unt :shock: :shock: :shock:
crazyjoe Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 20:16 · [Salvaged from Archive] haha
cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 20:40 · [Salvaged from Archive] "woo woo" lol.
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 23:59 · [Salvaged from Archive] jus kiddin'
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 04:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] NO NO NO YOU GOT ALL WRONG I AM NOT!!! :evil: I'm a cock juggeling thunder c unt Well.. thanks for the information!
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 19:11 · [Salvaged from Archive] I am not amused :evil:
JiggaT2 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 20:22 · [Salvaged from Archive] I am not amused :evil: aww Im sorry did i piss off ol' VK? :lol:
Thanatos Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Sept 2006, 23:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] i bet 90% of the guys were like "fuck yeah!" when they read that lol know i was ;)
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 12 Sept 2006, 18:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] This is the first time I read this post and what Commando states below is RIGHT! Sorry I didn't get a chance to say thet to the Jugga man before his final screw came loose..... LOL! To me, Jigga, That is your #1 post. :lol: why thank you...wow i must be lame :shock: .....hmmmmmmmm, no not really thinks, scratches head......weellllll, maybe a little
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 12 Sept 2006, 18:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] NO NO NO YOU GOT ALL WRONG I AM NOT!!! :evil: I'm a cock juggeling thunder c unt :shock: :shock: :shock: What did Jigga finally admit here, that he was a girl or Gay?