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Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:04 · [Salvaged from Archive] This is a thread where were nice to each other and don't post mean or hateful things... Sorry Clouds that I used your idea.... we really need it. Everybody is basically welcome to post and relax and just enjoy each other's prensence.... So yeah.... We wont have any flames because they're completely off topic. Enjoy yourslef. |
Quackers Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:10 · [Salvaged from Archive] I had a great day at work today, was working with some mad girl all day, which was pretty distracting, and my favourite boss was back so we could piss about abit. She did give me a dirty look when she caught me throwing cabbage at Charlotte though (mad girl).
How was work/school/college for everyone else? |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:14 · [Salvaged from Archive] i couldnt ahve sex because my girl had her period, wat bs is this! |
Quackers Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:16 · [Salvaged from Archive] She dosnt take it up the arse then? |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:18 · [Salvaged from Archive] She dosnt take it up the arse then?
tried it, she says uh too....big...and it hurts her o os much so i was like fuck i aint got the patience |
AMERICA Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:29 · [Salvaged from Archive] fuck you rocker kid you're retarded
your cock is small tgd you're just fucking a midget
fuck off trex i dont like sports junkies |
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:30 · [Salvaged from Archive] fuck you rocker kid you're retarded
your cock is small tgd you're just fucking a midget
fuck off trex i dont like sports junkies
You are so endredibally fucking adorable. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:37 · [Salvaged from Archive] fuck you rocker kid you're retarded
your cock is small tgd you're just fucking a midget
fuck off trex i dont like sports junkies
ah, the pain of being born a pussy, sry AMERICA that youll never lose your virginity willingly |
Quackers Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] Unless he pays for it. |
BOBBY! Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Aug 2006, 23:56 · [Salvaged from Archive] or turns gay for it |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 00:54 · [Salvaged from Archive] My day was fine, I compared my mom's engagment ring to mine and totaly OWNED her. Then we laughed about how im a terrible daughter. It was great! |
AMERICA Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 01:43 · [Salvaged from Archive] I owned verticals mom too today |
Tho-MliASTER Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 01:52 · [Salvaged from Archive] You see AMERICA this is why you have no friends we try make a love thread and you shit all over it
And today I was just doing long journeys on my bike, good fun :D |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 01:56 · [Salvaged from Archive] I owned verticals mom too today
I doubt it, shes like.....so cool |
Tho-MliASTER Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 02:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Anyway back to the love guys |
longbob Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 02:40 · [Salvaged from Archive] The only thing that beats trolling is anti-trolling.
Do NOT respond to ANY trolling that appears in here, AT ALL. A blanket blank by ALL members is required. Not a word, troll pic (RK) or smiley. Nothing. The trolls will lose interest and piss off.
Longbob. |
longbob Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 02:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] P.S.
I Love you all.
Longbob. |
AMERICA Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 12:25 · [Salvaged from Archive] This is the fight room ya damn retards |
Tho-MliASTER Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 12:45 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yes, but this is the love thread
<3 |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 12:49 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yaye about time someone revive the love!! WOO PUPPIES AND DANDELIONS AND SENIOR CITIZENS AND KITTIES AND LADYBUGS AND TEDDY BEARS AND SWEET POTATOES AND LOOOOOVVEEEE!!!!! |
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 13:02 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yo, tgd_02. Funny you mention that. My ex-girfriend would never want to have anal sex with me. :(
well we had a couple times actually, but then one day she decided not to anymore. well thats kind of a long story. what happened was that one day we had this huge argument about some stupid bs or whatever and then she was all loud, and i said "up yours". then she promissed herself she would never ever have bum sex with me again from that day on. and she actually stuck (no pun intended) to that stupid fucking promise... talk about pwnage huh... :) well anyway, even when we were cool, she would say "of course i forgot all about that fight, were cool, its not a punishment or anything" and so on... "its just that it hurts a lot and i just dont enjoy it. Is that what u want? u want sex to be good just for u?..." then my mind would go "yea." as i would say something else. i guess same thing goes for you huh...
and oh... she had no problem doing it during her period. as for me, well been there a couple of times, but its fucked up with all the blood (shlt shlt shlt... lol). idk i guess guys are somehow conditioned to associate blood with pain or something. its weird as a flying cow. i heard this one girl saying it was some sort of sexism on my part not to fuck girls during their periods. i dont think so. i think its waaaay too nasty to do so thats what it is!
<Edited - spelling> |
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 13:03 · [Salvaged from Archive] The only thing that beats trolling is anti-trolling.
Do NOT respond to ANY trolling that appears in here, AT ALL. A blanket blank by ALL members is required. Not a word, troll pic (RK) or smiley. Nothing. The trolls will lose interest and piss off.
Longbob.
couldnt agree more. |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 13:13 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yaye! Now we all know about Jack Klompus`s sex life! |
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 13:22 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yaye! Now we all know about Jack Klompus`s sex life!
Glad to share it. :wink:
hm. not really. :? :oops:
lol. |
Avaloner Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 14:44 · [Salvaged from Archive] Ahh love and puppies and candy with pretty whipped cream and cherrie on top...yeah would be nice, my days are actually boring nothing to do, waiting for my school to send me a letter, if I'm accepted or not *sigh* |
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 15:24 · [Salvaged from Archive] Had a nice day myself, took a nice relaxing swim in the pool, walked around with my friend and brother...meh. Ive had better days. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 19:37 · [Salvaged from Archive] see i actually did do it with her wen sh had her period, but it was like 5am wen it wasnt like OMFG! WTF!
so yea...no rubber baby! wooooo
but as far as the as goes, she aint willing no more and i dont thnk i wanna keep trying cuz during sex, the last thing i wanna do is fucking frustrate myself and turn her off...so yea..............
.....
3 more days....damit..... |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 20:24 · [Salvaged from Archive] see i actually did do it with her wen sh had her period, but it was like 5am wen it wasnt like OMFG! WTF!
so yea...no rubber baby! wooooo
but as far as the as goes, she aint willing no more and i dont thnk i wanna keep trying cuz during sex, the last thing i wanna do is fucking frustrate myself and turn her off...so yea..............
.....
3 more days....damit.....
You can get pregers if you fuck on your period. |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 20:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] You can get pregers if you fuck on your period.
on my period? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but uhh......
WAAA????????????????
???????????????????????
??????????????????????? |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 20:48 · [Salvaged from Archive] You can get pregers if you fuck on your period.
on my period? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but uhh......
WAAA????????????????
???????????????????????
???????????????????????
I thuoght you said since she was on her period you don't have to wear a rubber. |
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 21:03 · [Salvaged from Archive] lol. this reminds me of this one time... this little girl called me, but i didnt know her. She got the wrong number or something. She sounded like a 7 year old or so.... then i aswered "hello" then after a few couple of seconds she went "Daddy?" Then i replied: "not without a dna test kid." and hung up. funny shit huh. rofl |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 21:28 · [Salvaged from Archive] o i did, but i thought that..period...safe time....do it....no rubber....
waaaaaa |
Anony-mous Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 22:01 · [Salvaged from Archive] ever hear of a shirly tempel? |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 22:41 · [Salvaged from Archive] um btw...any of u guys give tips into making the uh insetion easier...
and u
is it better (for the girl) back theya
cuz i dont wanna risk an angry wife while trying ot have fun..
.please and ty |
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 22:59 · [Salvaged from Archive] um btw...any of u guys give tips into making the uh insetion easier...
and u
is it better (for the girl) back theya
cuz i dont wanna risk an angry wife while trying ot have fun..
.please and ty
Nows not the time to be thinking about anal sex when you're about to be a new dad 'cuz you knocked up your girlfriend while she had her period 'cuz you didn't use a rubber! tsk tsk! :lol: |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 23:01 · [Salvaged from Archive] um btw...any of u guys give tips into making the uh insetion easier...
and u
is it better (for the girl) back theya
cuz i dont wanna risk an angry wife while trying ot have fun..
.please and ty
No, you were mistaken, it is possible to get pregers during your girls period. I say this so you can be careful cause no one wants an unexpected child. Especially, one no one is ready for. Check out the link.
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art11627.asp
Oh and when you're doing anal try using ID: Glide lubricant. It's the number 1 buttsex lube, they ALWAYS have a giant float at gay pride (I'm not gay I just like getting free shit :D ). It doesn't stain and its not goopy like that bullshit KY Jelly. It's a little bit pricey if you go to a porn shop but try cheaplube.com their prices are the best i've ever seen. I've never known a girl whose actually enjoyed anal sex. It's mostly for the giver, not the catcher so try to go a bit easy on her and a thank you card and flowers the next day never hurt anyone. She migt be more willing from then on.
Best of luck to you and your ass sex endevours! |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 23:07 · [Salvaged from Archive] thnx for the tips....and uh i aing gon be a dad cuz wen i did do it with my girl, she had her period again....on thursday
*SIGH! (of relief)
guess ill tell her to get that shot shit, thing so she dont get pregnants thnx VK |
verticalkiller Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Aug 2006, 23:17 · [Salvaged from Archive] thnx for the tips....and uh i aing gon be a dad cuz wen i did do it with my girl, she had her period again....on thursday
*SIGH! (of relief)
guess ill tell her to get that shot shit, thing so she dont get pregnants thnx VK
You're Welcome :D
Don't get too ahead having a period isn't a genuine indication of non-pregnancy. Assuming you used protection you should be alright, though. If you've had unprotected close to her time of period expectantcy you may get mixed results. Like if her period is light or short. Sorry, im just bursting with information on femme sexual health. I think I might want to change from being a GP to an OBGYN, the info just comes so easy to me. |
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 02:07 · [Salvaged from Archive] Dude... i wouldnt go for that shot shit though.... i heard once they fuck up chicks brains or something... because of all the hormones and shit they act pmt 24/7. now we dont want that do we... :wink: well so i heard though. i guess the pills have less hormones than the shot thing. thats why my ex-girlfriend went for teh pills instead.
pills are ok i guess. what i would say though is that u get your girl taking those pills (or the shot), use the damn rubber and (if u remember) pull it out when its time to woohoo.
thats the 3 point play right there baby. cant go wrong with that! :wink: :)
and about the tip to make the "insertion easier" (lol) i think VK got it right... lots of patience and lots of lube....
and damnit ive never used the flowers thing VK. no wonder now im getting none.... :x :x :lol:
oh and of course... good luck with the parental issue going on right now dont forget to create a topic like "omg, im a daddy!!!" and then "yoohooo! its a boy!"
just kidding.... chances are quite slim when girls r on their period... |
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 09:54 · [Salvaged from Archive] fuck that shit she aint having no kid, if she does.....omfg im boned and will create a topic for OMGF IMA DAD!
and well see my sis (whos older) told me she get the shot shit but she aint tell me if it fucked with her or nutting, gues i aint want detail or she just aint tell it
anyways NO BABY FOR ME MOFOS!
(thnx for tips and shit though) |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Aug 2006, 13:40 · [Salvaged from Archive] Babies are crazay mofackah! You stay away from them 4 limb walkin' gremlins yo! |
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 00:12 · [Salvaged from Archive] Too much tequila :lol: |
TheCanadian Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 00:21 · [Salvaged from Archive] My day was shitty... my internet has been down for the last five days because of a thunderstorm... My switch got fried so i had to go get a new one and it was so annoying! ARGH! my brother stole my internets from me! so i had to fight him and get it back LOL |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 7 Aug 2006, 02:55 · [Salvaged from Archive] Nah, actually I'm quitting... Too many unecessaary complications. |