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Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Sept 2006, 18:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] Young girl sobbing to father...."Daddy, I'm PREGNANT!"
Father to pregnant daughter...."How could you DO THIS to ME?.....Where was your Head at the time?
Young girl sobs back reply...."Under the STEERING WHEEL!" |
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 04:42 · [Salvaged from Archive] :lol: |
Hypothetical Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Oct 2006, 13:27 · [Salvaged from Archive] The Redneck explains his wife...
I met my wife at a carnival. There she was, leaning up against the farris wheel....making it tilt. What a tooth....
So I asked her out, and she said Yeth.
I got real mad at myself one night. I was supposed to pick her up at 7, but I didn't get to her house until 7:30. Dam flat tires... Her dad was standing there with his Shotgun. He said " Hey Bubba, guess who else is late?"
I hope you all got that....Someone had to explain it to me..... |
Commando80 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Oct 2006, 15:47 · [Salvaged from Archive] Yeah I got it. All of these are funny as hell :lol: |
tim2x Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Oct 2006, 23:51 · [Salvaged from Archive] Young girl sobbing to father...."Daddy, I'm PREGNANT!"
Father to pregnant daughter...."How could you DO THIS to ME?.....Where was your Head at the time?
Young girl sobs back reply...."Under the STEERING WHEEL!"
And where was the gear shift? |
Ace1875 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 2 Oct 2006, 00:14 · [Salvaged from Archive] ^^ column shifter :lol: |
That Dude Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 2 Oct 2006, 02:41 · [Salvaged from Archive] The Redneck explains his wife...
I met my wife at a carnival. There she was, leaning up against the farris wheel....making it tilt. What a tooth....
So I asked her out, and she said Yeth.
I got real mad at myself one night. I was supposed to pick her up at 7, but I didn't get to her house until 7:30. Dam flat tires... Her dad was standing there with his Shotgun. He said " Hey Bubba, guess who else is late?"
I hope you all got that....Someone had to explain it to me.....
Yeah, I'm not as edjicated as all y'all, someone explain this to me please? |
cymru am byth Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 2 Oct 2006, 05:20 · [Salvaged from Archive] she was "late" for her period |