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Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 11:04 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A Blind man went into a Lumber Yard one day looking for employment....
The owner approached him and asked.."Sir, obviously you are Blind, what type of employment can I possibly offer you here?"
"Well," stated the Blind Man.."I can tell you the type of Wood you have just by the SMELL!"
Perplexed, but not undaunted, the owner decided to put the Blind Man to the test....with that, he had some wood sample brought to his office.
"Okay, Sir....Here is a piece of wood! he said handing the man some Red Oak. "What kind is this?"
The Blind Man took the piece of wood and sniffed it once claiming, "That's Oak, Red Oak in fact!"
The next piece of wood was Cherry which the Blind Man got correct. Than Apple, Pine, Ashe, Poplar, Birch......every different wood species the Lumber Yard offered was identified by the Blind Man.
Scratching his head, the owner thought "hmmmm, I am going to try to trick this man, I'll get my SECRETARY in here!"
So, the owner called his secretary in, had her drop her panties and sit on the edge of his desk, legs spread in front of the Blind Man.
"Sir, if you can identify this last piece of wood correctly, you have a job!" stated the owner. One thing though, you can not touch!
Agreeing, the Blind Man leaned forward and sniffed. And sniffed. And sniffed some more. With a confused look on his face the Blind Man took a long smell and finally smiled!
"AHAH!" He exclaimed, "Thought you could fool me, didn't you? What you have here is a piece of WOODEN TOILET SEAT from a TUNA BOAT! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Thanatos
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 23:24 · [Salvaged from Archive]
thats sick dude...
im gonna be thinking about that every time i give the missus a treat now... :( lol |
