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tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Sept 2006, 21:50 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A middle aged, average looking man is an avid bowler, just down right addicted to it, and this gets him into lots of arguments and trouble with his wife.
One days she gets home from a doctors appointment, and says she needs him to go to the drug store to fill the prescription.
" And don't you go bowling either! I need that prescription right away!"
" Yes dear," he says.
Well he goes to the drug store, and they say that it will be about 1/2 hour or so until the prescriptions filled.
He goes to the bar across the street for a drink while he's waiting.
There's this hot blonde, pretty much model material, and the bartender in the bar, that's it.
While he's drinking, the blonde comes over and starts talking to him. He's astounded. This beautiful young woman talking to HIM! This is like a Penthouse forum letter!
They have a few more drinks, and the woman says, " I haven't had sex in what seems like forever, and my place is just around the corner. Lets go."
Still completely flabbergasted this woman is even noticing he's alive, our wayward hero goes with her.
After a rousing couple of hours, they fall asleep.
He wakes up hours later, and stares at the clock.
"Oh my God! My wife will kill me! I'm gonna get divorced, I'm screwed, what do I do?!?!?"
He starts getting dressed, then stops for a moment.
He wakes the woman and asks her if she has any talcum powder. She says in the bathroom.
He grabs some, throws it on his hands, and leaves.
He gets home, and his wife is sitting in the living room waiting for him.
"You sonofabitch!" she cries, " You've been gone all day!. What happened to you?"
So he tells her the complete story, the wait, the bar, the blonde, and profusely apologizes, begging, telling her it won't happen again.
She looks at him, and asks to see his hands.
He shows his hands, and she see's the powder, and says-
"You lying bastard, you went bowling!" |
