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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Sept 2006, 09:14 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Seven wise men with knowlege so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was the butcher smart with a wit, using a knife he gave a slit.
Second was a carpenter strong and bold with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor tall and thin, by using velvet he lined it within.
Fourth was a banker, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined he line it without.
Fifth was a fishreman nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Six was a preacher whose name was McGee. he touched it blessed and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, the dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a c u n t
There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath
there was a young man from down ducket
who's cock was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin
if my ear was a c u n t i could fuck it
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in June
she sat with a spoon
and drank herself under the table
A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
There was a young man named Pool
Who found a red ring round his tool
He went to the clinic
Where the doctor, a cynic
Said thats only lipstick, you fool.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste hed been fucking her sheep |
Hypothetical
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Oct 2006, 13:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
THere was a pert lass from Madras,
Who had a remarkable Ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Issac the famous seducer,
Will find a young lass and Conducer,
To let him get fresh,
with her quivering flesh,
But if there isn't the time he'll just Goose her.
There was a young man from St. Loo,
Who gave his dear sister a screw,
He said with aplomb,
"You're better than mom",
Said she " THat's what dad told me too!"
A lady who didn't like flies,
Managed to hide her surprise,
When she opened up one,
And found it was fun,
Now she willingly opens her thighs.
There was a young lady named Nancy,
Who liked having sex, plain or fancy,
With lightning and thunder,
And a profound sense of wonder,
But not with a partner, much to Chancey! |
