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tim2x Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 3 Oct 2006, 23:38 · [Salvaged from Archive] Things not to say while having sex-
Do I have to pay for this?
Your sister likes it like this.
My friends were right, you are good!
I'm getting sober, your getting uglier.
You weigh too much to get on top.
Smile for the camera.
Hold on a sec, let me change the channel.
Is this your first time?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs.
Are your parents home?
Quiet, you'll wake up my mom! |
Ace1875 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Oct 2006, 05:02 · [Salvaged from Archive] http://www.wilcom2.com/Pictures/Smiley_Tongue.gif *writes them down* |
Colzi Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Oct 2006, 16:35 · [Salvaged from Archive] Things not to say while having sex..
Ure Dad screamed louder .. |
tim2x Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Oct 2006, 17:09 · [Salvaged from Archive] Lets not forget the ever popular-
Of course I love you, my dicks hard isn't it? |
Rocker Kid Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Oct 2006, 21:27 · [Salvaged from Archive] You gotta make this quiet my parents are light sleepers
Oh... the condom broke, like, ten minuites ago...
Oppsie I forgot to take my birth control... for maybe... two weeks now?
Wow you're almost as good as my ex...
Don't worry it's only a %50 chance I'll pass it to you...
Will you marry me?
The thing is... I'm gay
But my ex-lover would let me have anal!
You gotta scram after this my little brother will be home from school
You mind if I fart? I promise it wont smell
Can I stop for a bathroom break real quick?
You mind if I bring a friend or two?
I'm not exactly romantic so cuddling is forbidden
So.... you into beastiality? |
Ace1875 Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Oct 2006, 22:11 · [Salvaged from Archive] You mind if I bring a friend or two?
This is good if the girl is the one saying it. |
loadrunner Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Oct 2006, 14:20 · [Salvaged from Archive] -Can you hurry up, Letterman is on the telly
-Are you breathing that heavy or is it the dog...
-I love you Joa.. eh sar.. eh I mean Tiffany
-Get me a beer.
-After dinner, the desset, after she finished her chocolate pie... "You see, it isn't hard to swallow." |