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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Oct 2006, 11:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I dont know what to do here," the devil says. "Youre on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so Ill tell you what Im going to do. Ive got a couple of people here who werent quite as bad as you. Ill let one of them go, but you have to take their place. Ill even let YOU decide who leaves."
Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," bin Laden said, "I dont think so. Im not a good swimmer and I dont think I could do that all day long."
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, Ive got this problem with my shoulder. Id be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented.
So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica, smoking his pole like Cuban cigar. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, youre free to go." |
