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tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 16:48 · [Salvaged from Archive]
This old Italian man is walking down the beach, and sees a lamp.
After rubbing it, a genie pops out and says he will grant him three wishes.
The old guy says that his life is complete, and his family is happy, so he doesn't need them.
The genie says he has to do something for the old man freeing him.
So the old man says " Ok. Turn my piss into wine, so that I always have the best vintage red wine when I want it."
The genie says " Done."
The old man takes a leak into his hand, and walla, it is the most amazing red wine he has ever tasted in his life!
Rushing home, he tells his wife, and proves it to her.
From then on, every night with dinner, and for a night cap, he tells his wife to get two glasses, he takes a leak, and they enjoy their wine.
Wine night before bed, he tells his wife to get ONE glass.
She asks, " what about me, do I not get any wine tonight?"
He replies, " My dear, tonight you drink from the tap!' |
Ace1875
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 19:38 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMFAO...ewww |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 20:49 · [Salvaged from Archive]
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_love/fuck.gifLOL |
