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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Oct 2006, 22:14 · [Salvaged from Archive]
...........REASONS WHY SCOOBY DOO WAS A DRUG-INFLUENCED CARTOON
1. Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no-one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy.
2. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
3. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him.
4. Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where they were going.
5. They were always deluded and warped and dressed up in costumes and entertained the monster/ghost.
6. Shaggy always said "like" to the extreme, e.g. "ZOIKS!Like let's get outta here, Scoob!!" And what's a zoik, anyway?
7. Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who knows what).
8. They drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy design on it's side.
9. Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.
10. Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., 'nuff said. |
cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Oct 2006, 22:29 · [Salvaged from Archive]
..............BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES OF 1997
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
AND 14 MORE
1. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
2. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
3. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
4. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
5. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
6. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
7. War Dims Hope for Peace
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
9. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
10. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
11. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
12. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
13. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
14. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half |
Hypothetical
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Oct 2006, 07:55 · [Salvaged from Archive]
This wasn't a headline, but actually appeared in the local paper here in Indianapolis. It was so good, it actually made it onto the Tonight show with Jay Leno when he was doing those newspaper clippings....
For Sale: 2 story house, brick. 4 Bedroom, 2 and a half baths, large dick. $220,000.00. |
