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cai_gorgeous
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 05:36 · [Salvaged from Archive]
read this joke somewhere.. thought it was funny..
bob and kelly wr married for 75 yrs.. when they wer young they use to have sex twice in 1 day.. Now that they are old. if they want to have sex kelly hold bobs dick on her hand for 10 mins and thats it their done-their both too old to move.. One day bob told to kelly that he is leaving her for somebody else..
Kelly: After so many years wer together, your leaving me?
Bob: Yes and im sorry.
Kelly: well there nothing i can, i just want to know what she has that i dont..
Bob: parkinson.. |
bob the fish
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 05:49 · [Salvaged from Archive]
:shock:
only twice a day????
>.> |
cai_gorgeous
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 05:54 · [Salvaged from Archive]
lolz.. didn't get the joke.. |
bob the fish
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 06:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
i don't know many women who can hold up to twice a day... certainly not many i dated.
*shrugs*
then again, if it only takes ten minutes....
:P
i don't know. i was just trying to come up with something to comment with. soething better than just an emoticon or "haha".
funny joke. |
Thanatos
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 10:30 · [Salvaged from Archive]
"parkinson.."
they have fits, so sex would be mad instead of boring... |
cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 16:02 · [Salvaged from Archive]
nah parkinsons makes you shake uncontrolably, therefor his "new" old bird would be shaking while holding his dick, ie handjob without any effort |
Colzi
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 17:17 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Yea i got it . quite funny i thought.
Though it might of been better putting parkinsons. |
Thanatos
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 19:18 · [Salvaged from Archive]
nah parkinsons makes you shake uncontrolably, therefor his "new" old bird would be shaking while holding his dick, ie handjob without any effort
thats what I meant ;) |
cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 24 Oct 2006, 19:52 · [Salvaged from Archive]
it's not quite a fit, you don't look like you are breakdancing while brushing your teeth :twisted: |
Commando80
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Oct 2006, 21:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
haha thats funny I got it. Yeah parkinsons disease is really ....weird... but alas alot of people have it like the person running for senate/governor of pennsylvainia. (spelled that wrong -.-) But the question is... Why the f*ck they showing governor/senate commercials for PA In NEW JERSEY? |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 00:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
that shit is wack
oooaooo ooaaoo
that shit is waack
down to defy niggas and my double wide bitches |
