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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Nov 2006, 23:26 · [Salvaged from Archive]
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
9. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?
Fingerpaint.
10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?
POTPOURRI.
11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
See you next month.
12. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls
14. Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
15. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
16. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
17. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
18. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
19. What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampon is for?
For flossing after eating. |
Ace1875
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 1 Nov 2006, 23:48 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMFAO
Some are waayyyy to gross. Some are funny as hell. |
loadrunner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 2 Nov 2006, 09:16 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!
Q: What do you call two butches bonding?
A: Hockey Night in Canada.
Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
Q: How many femmes does it take to change a tire?
A: Two: one to call AAA and one to whine about the grease on her skirt.
Q: What did the lesbian partners say to eachother?
A: It's true, we do taste like chicken!
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A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me ?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor looked closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance ?" Embarrassed and slightly uneasy with this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings are not real gold." |
AllisterFiend
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 2 Nov 2006, 22:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I. LOVE. LESBIANS! BYAHH! |
Heero Valentine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 Nov 2006, 17:27 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I. LOVE. LESBIANS! BYAHH!
o.O who doesn't? ( except girls...) |
Rocker Kid
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 17:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I. LOVE. LESBIANS! BYAHH!
o.O who doesn't? ( except girls...)
True. Get the lesbians away from me AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away* |
Heero Valentine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 18:09 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I. LOVE. LESBIANS! BYAHH!
o.O who doesn't? ( except girls...)
True. Get the lesbians away from me AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away*
*picks up an lesbian and rubbs her on Rocker Kid....* o.O Rocker Kid melted |
T.Rex
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 18:09 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I love hot lesbians.
But the big butch hench dyky dykies make me want to vomit.
Its like seeing two big hairy mean who are halfway through the sex change op have sex... |
Colzi
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 18:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Lesbians law look- but dont touch. |
Hypothetical
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Nov 2006, 00:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
What do you call a Lesbian with 4 girlfriends?
A Bush Hog. |
loadrunner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Nov 2006, 14:29 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Q: What are 10 lesbian in the White House
A: the big Lick |
