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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 10:54 · [Salvaged from Archive]
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Woolworths. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs £10.00 ...a lot quicker
than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Woolies.
He deposits £10.00 , and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Woolies.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe
hurries back to Woolies, eager to check the results. He deposits =
£10.00,
pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer (1st =
floor)
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get =
better.
Thank you for shopping @ Woolies. |
jaba
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 13:38 · [Salvaged from Archive]
^^^now I can smile! :D |
Colzi
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 18:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
heh heh heh ! |
